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11-06-2009, 06:57 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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Furry orgy turnsbad when guy tries it on with mama bear
on the tv right now (100 ways to die or something he's watching)
a group of furries in an orgy out in the wilds. Some guy comes across them and tries to get in on the act. The zebra and the bunny weren't too interested, and the cock chased him away from the threesome going on with some other costume clad sex-pals. So then he sees the chick in the bear costume, and makes his move on her ... she wasn't happy, being a real bear who'd happened to have come over to see what the commotion was in her territory. She took his advances as an attack and so retaliated. He got more than a blow job, he got eaten alive.
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Last edited by chipbutty : 11-07-2009 at 03:06 PM.
Reason: a real BEAR not a real EAR duh! and BLOW job. dammit
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11-06-2009, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by chipbutty
on the tv right now (100 ways to die or something he's watching)
a group of furries in an orgy out in the wilds. Some guy comes across them and tries to get in on the act. The zebra and the bunny weren't too interested, and the cock chased him away from the threesome going on with some other costume clad sex-pals. So then he sees the chick in the bear costume, and makes his move on her ... she wasn't happy, being a real ear who'd happened to have come over to see what the commotion was in her territory. She took his advances as an attack and so retaliated. He got more than a bow job, he got eaten alive.
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*snerk*
I know I shouldnt laugh but...  |
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11-06-2009, 07:37 PM
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Loves Spam
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If it was me I'd a pulled out my 9mm and blown that fucking bear to kingdom come. I'm a bad motherfucker! Ask my cuz SammieX!
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11-06-2009, 07:51 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
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*** We have a potential Darwin Award winner. ***
http://www.DarwinAwards.com/
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11-07-2009, 04:40 AM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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apparently he was drunk 
but even so -
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11-07-2009, 06:07 AM
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Okay, I'm drunk, but humor me: is this for real?
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If it can be done, then it turns someone on. If it can't be done, then it still probably turns someone on.
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11-07-2009, 06:09 AM
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ahahahahahaha!
it was on telly, Mecha, so it must be true.
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11-07-2009, 06:09 AM
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irrumatio king
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ahahahahahaha!
it was on telly, Mecha, so it must be true.
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That's bizarre.
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11-07-2009, 03:10 PM
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Okay, I'm drunk, but humor me: is this for real?
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yep - this was on the 100 most bizarre deaths or something. another was a guy who was getting off on a chick rubbing herself off on a refrigerator - couldn't believe his luck! Was outside jacking but leaned in the open window too far - she saw him, screamed, his elbow knocked the window frame and the sash window fell, severing his third and fourth neck vertebrae causing him to die.
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11-07-2009, 03:30 PM
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yep - this was on the 100 most bizarre deaths or something. another was a guy who was getting off on a chick rubbing herself off on a refrigerator - couldn't believe his luck! Was outside jacking but leaned in the open window too far - she saw him, screamed, his elbow knocked the window frame and the sash window fell, severing his third and fourth neck vertebrae causing him to die.
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11-07-2009, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chipbutty
on the tv right now (100 ways to die or something he's watching)
a group of furries in an orgy out in the wilds. Some guy comes across them and tries to get in on the act. The zebra and the bunny weren't too interested, and the cock chased him away from the threesome going on with some other costume clad sex-pals. So then he sees the chick in the bear costume, and makes his move on her ... she wasn't happy, being a real bear who'd happened to have come over to see what the commotion was in her territory. She took his advances as an attack and so retaliated. He got more than a blow job, he got eaten alive.
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11-07-2009, 03:57 PM
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you see nothing
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rawr!
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11-07-2009, 04:03 PM
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rawr!
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Did you know you even have your own lolcat/dolcat.
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11-07-2009, 04:03 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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fancy having to explain the cause of death and how it came about to his family!
but I cant get over the 're-enactment' where the scantily clad woman is rubbing herself all over the INSIDE of the fridge, getting hot as she got colder  too weird. the light worked in her fridge though, but she'd suffer with a build-up of condensation fo sho.
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He got off lightly, imagine if it was Dolf/Blunt-Trauma instead of a bear.
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absolutely. no doubt hed have thanked his household gods had he been aware of her. Maye he WAS and this was a death wish.
MAYBEEEEEE she set him up - told him to meet her at the furry orgy out in the boon docks (am I even in the right area? highly unlikely), and he'd know who she was when he saw her -shed act hard to get and maybe a little rough
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11-07-2009, 04:06 PM
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you see nothing
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awwwwww! it's so...me! 
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11-07-2009, 04:07 PM
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you see nothing
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absolutely. no doubt hed have thanked his household gods had he been aware of her. Maye he WAS and this was a death wish.
MAYBEEEEEE she set him up - told him to meet her at the furry orgy out in the boon docks (am I even in the right area? highly unlikely), and he'd know who she was when he saw her -shed act hard to get and maybe a little rough |
can't prove anything.
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11-07-2009, 04:08 PM
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He got off lightly, imagine if it was Dolf/Blunt-Trauma instead of a bear.
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11-07-2009, 04:10 PM
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snorkeling with my SO
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gotta give the bear some credit... lol
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11-07-2009, 04:11 PM
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I hope the coroner got him out of the window before rigor mortis set in.
The identification for the family may have been a bit awkward too.
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11-07-2009, 04:11 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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can't prove anything.
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nope. and you're so demure, nobody would suspect a thing, right? 
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11-07-2009, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by chipbutty
fancy having to explain the cause of death and how it came about to his family!
but I cant get over the 're-enactment' where the scantily clad woman is rubbing herself all over the INSIDE of the fridge, getting hot as she got colder too weird. the light worked in her fridge though, but she'd suffer with a build-up of condensation fo sho.
absolutely. no doubt hed have thanked his household gods had he been aware of her. Maye he WAS and this was a death wish.
MAYBEEEEEE she set him up - told him to meet her at the furry orgy out in the boon docks (am I even in the right area? highly unlikely), and he'd know who she was when he saw her -shed act hard to get and maybe a little rough |
I dont fancy being the cop delivering that piece of news.. |
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