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11-06-2009, 05:55 PM
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shivering
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After one shot of José Cuervo
He started posting on Lit.
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11-06-2009, 06:09 PM
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Rub quim here
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Cuervo makes people do stupid shit. 
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11-06-2009, 06:16 PM
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It is a character amplifier.
After 2 shots of José Cuervo he gave the dog a bone.
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11-06-2009, 06:17 PM
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On Strike!
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After three shots he went invisible!
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11-06-2009, 06:18 PM
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Rub quim here
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After 4, he put a sombrero on the dog and made it sign a pre-nup.
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11-06-2009, 06:22 PM
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Mother Earth Seduced
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After five, hey what happened to the nachos?
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11-06-2009, 06:26 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Not a good idea to mix Tequila, Scotch, Beer, and Vodka.
It's like filling a room with Mexicans, Guys in Kilts, Rednecks, and Russians.
:P
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11-06-2009, 06:30 PM
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Rub quim here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdFergeson
Not a good idea to mix Tequila, Scotch, Beer, and Vodka.
It's like filling a room with Mexicans, Guys in Kilts, Rednecks, and Russians.
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Family reunions can be a bitch.
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11-06-2009, 06:31 PM
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shivering
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdFergeson
Not a good idea to mix Tequila, Scotch, Beer, and Vodka.
It's like filling a room with Mexicans, Guys in Kilts, Rednecks, and Russians.
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After 6 shots of José Cuervo he gave Turd a big, wet kiss. |
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11-06-2009, 06:32 PM
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chillin
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After seven he called an old girlfriend.
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11-06-2009, 06:33 PM
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Rub quim here
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After 8 shots he this guy this guy right here I love this guy `cause he don't take shit from no one what do you mean I've had enough fuck your sister speaking of which I've got something to do hey officer don't taze me, bro...
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11-06-2009, 06:37 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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Family reunions can be a bitch.
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Ha...throw in some wine coolers and it's a par tay.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert Notorius
After 6 shots of José Cuervo he gave Turd a big, wet kiss.
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There's always one in the bunch.
:P
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11-06-2009, 06:37 PM
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After 9 shots of José Cuervo he tipped the pizza man a tampax coupon.
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11-06-2009, 06:40 PM
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Rub quim here
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After 10 shots, he flatlined and died.
But then he went to heaven, and they had unlimited Cuervo. Which means this thread can continue past 10 shots.
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11-06-2009, 07:04 PM
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After 11 shots of José Cuervo he played Spinning Wheel by BS&T on bass and popped a beer.
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11-06-2009, 07:30 PM
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chillin
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After 12 shots of José Cuervo he crawled over to his stash and fired up the bong and thought about putting on Robin Trower.
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11-06-2009, 07:37 PM
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After 13 cats of José Cuervo he ate the shot.
ooo...ooo...ooo...oooo
Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut
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11-06-2009, 08:30 PM
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After adjusting for roundoff, spillage and metric conversion, after 5 shots of Jose Cuervo, I'm still too ok.
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11-06-2009, 09:46 PM
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The good little witch.
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I missed something. Who shot José Cuervo?
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11-06-2009, 09:53 PM
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Loves Spam
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Quote:
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I missed something. Who shot José Cuervo?
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Same dude that shot JR.
ME! WITH MY 9MM! |
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11-06-2009, 09:54 PM
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I missed something. Who shot José Cuervo?
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11-06-2009, 09:56 PM
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Quote:
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Who shot José Cuervo?
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He was the bravest of them all....
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11-06-2009, 10:21 PM
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Um, 6?
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11-06-2009, 10:26 PM
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The good little witch.
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Um, 6?
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6 people or was 6 the name of the shooter?
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11-06-2009, 10:29 PM
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Quote:
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6 people or was 6 the name of the shooter?
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