Phone Sex......kinda

[LovingHands]

I'm looking for a girl who wants someone to listen to them jilling off/orgasming/whatever....who wants nothing in return

I know, I know - it sounds kind of strange, but I think the lovely sound of a woman's voice while pleasuring herself is incredibly sexy - and I'm not all that comfortable having phone sex with someone.

Message me if you're interested.

[bhurry]

Originally Posted by LovingHands

I'm looking for a girl who wants someone to listen to them jilling off/orgasming/whatever....who wants nothing in return

I know, I know - it sounds kind of strange, but I think the lovely sound of a woman's voice while pleasuring herself is incredibly sexy - and I'm not all that comfortable having phone sex with someone.

Message me if you're interested.

Good luck. See if you can find two.

[LovingHands]

For those of you who haven't figured it out, this post is a bit of a satire/experiment on a similar one. I took the language and switched the genders just to see what would happen, and, of course, in confirmation with my hypothesis, it has received zero response as opposed to the female version where scores of men gladly volunteer to do such a thing. 100+ views, one non-applicable post, and nothing to show for it. Not trying to make any statements, just serving as a reality check of sorts, seeing how the world/this board works in those terms. Have a good day.

[HowMayIPleaseU]

LOL yes, I think it has been established for a long time that men get a raw deal here. Simple mathematics of numbers...

For myself though, I hate it when I can't interact with the person on the other end of the line... Gets me much more excited when we build upon each other's fantasies and both of us cum.

[erOzica]

Originally Posted by LovingHands

I'm looking for a girl who wants someone to listen to them jilling off/orgasming/whatever....who wants nothing in return

I know, I know - it sounds kind of strange, but I think the lovely sound of a woman's voice while pleasuring herself is incredibly sexy - and I'm not all that comfortable having phone sex with someone.

Message me if you're interested.

I think mostly it's a two way thing and whoever does contact you will appreciate your input as well. And surely listening to to a woman cum as you are seeking,will make you want to also? I say go with the flow, let her hear you too and if you tell her what she wants to hear it will make it much better for her as well. Good luck

[LovingHands]

Originally Posted by erOzica

I think mostly it's a two way thing and whoever does contact you will appreciate your input as well. And surely listening to to a woman cum as you are seeking,will make you want to also? I say go with the flow, let her hear you too and if you tell her what she wants to hear it will make it much better for her as well. Good luck

Methinks you should read more than the first post of a thread you decide to voice your opinions on...