The real life of Santa Claus (OOC and casting)(open)

no_morals · 11-06-2009, 10:39 AM

What if all of the presents Santa was said to deliver was a cover for how he really acted? What if the North pole was really Santa's sex nest? Santa is really a 22 yr old pervert that accidentally killed the last Santa. The last Santa's wife, Mrs. Claus, is the new Santa's, Ryan Summers, horny wife that came with the job of being Santa. The North Pole is filled now with the smell of sex and lust.

Roles:
Santa-Me
Mrs. Claus
female reindeer girl (furry)
The head elf
Slutty Elfs (2 or 3)

Post if your interested and describe your character. I'm open to suggestions.

HermesVoice · 11-06-2009, 11:05 AM

Oo! Oo! Can I be "Happy," the ironically named, son-of-a-bitch, slave driving head elf?

no_morals · 11-06-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by HermesVoice

Oo! Oo! Can I be "Happy," the ironically named, son-of-a-bitch, slave driving head elf?

That depend, can you find any females to join the thread? We at least need a Mrs. Claus and the two Slutty elves to start the IC part of the thread.

HermesVoice · 11-06-2009, 11:34 AM

Oh come on! What woman WOULDN'T want to play a game wherein she gets abused by Santa and some asshole of a head elf?

This thread has a chance to be hilarious! Find a couple people who can write comedy/sex farce, and it'll be solid gold.

lil_geek · 11-06-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HermesVoice

Oh come on! What woman WOULDN'T want to play a game wherein she gets abused by Santa and some asshole of a head elf?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Oh gee, when you put it like that. Sign me up.

no_morals · 11-06-2009, 11:43 AM

It's more than that. I need people who will post for a few day and then drop the thread.

Lil_geek, your welcome to join. The most needed role is Mrs. Claus since she'll be in the beginning. Choose whoever you like.

HermesVoice · 11-06-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_geek

Oh gee, when you put it like that. Sign me up.

Oo-rah! Have fun with it.

lil_geek · 11-06-2009, 12:18 PM

I'll take on Mrs. Claus but if someone comes along wanting the role I'll vacate it for one of the slutty elves.

no_morals · 11-06-2009, 12:22 PM

Sure thing. The IC will start after we have a few more people. If you know anyone that will join then ask them.

no_morals · 11-06-2009, 04:57 PM

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no_morals · 11-07-2009, 08:10 AM

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