Do the Freemasons really worship the devil?

[Mike_Yates]

I've heard a lot about how the very top levels of Freemasonry, is satanism. I've also read that the Masons secretly control the entire world. Not a good mix.

[tinylittlegnat]

I thought that was the illuminati. Or the priori of scion. Or the girl scouts. God damn thin mints.

[MonkeyFootball]

Originally Posted by Mike_Yates

I've heard a lot about how the very top levels of Freemasonry, is satanism. I've also read that the Masons secretly control the entire world. Not a good mix.

We also invented the internet and control global warming. Moron.

[Fala]

Mike, I'd worry more about those crazy rays I've heard about that come out from computer monitors.

I've cut my computer time way down. You should too!

[tinylittlegnat]

Originally Posted by MonkeyFootball

We also invented the internet and control global warming. Moron.

Al???? Is that you?

[MonkeyFootball]

Originally Posted by tinylittlegnat

Al???? Is that you?

ummmmm....No....shhh, shut up Bill, I did too create the internet!..... Fucking Akansas goat fucking......

[tinylittlegnat]

Originally Posted by MonkeyFootball

ummmmm....No....shhh, shut up Bill, I did too create the internet!..... Fucking Akansas goat fucking......

Damn Tennessee sheep fucking.....carbon foot print my ass.

[MonkeyFootball]

Originally Posted by tinylittlegnat

Damn Tennessee sheep fucking.....carbon foot print my ass.

Hey lay off the sheep you....excuse me the wife needs something, BRB.....

"whats that sis, you want to go out to eat?"

Sorry about that but I have to take my sis, I mean, my wife out to dinner.

[tinylittlegnat]

Originally Posted by MonkeyFootball

Hey lay off the sheep you....excuse me the wife needs something, BRB.....

"whats that sis, you want to go out to eat?"

Sorry about that but I have to take my sis, I mean, my wife out to dinner.

Alright. .....tell her I said I'm sorry about the shirt. i will pay for the dry cleaning.

[Karen Kraft]

Originally Posted by tinylittlegnat

I thought that was the illuminati. Or the priori of scion. Or the girl scouts. God damn thin mints.

It's true - what you say. It's in the mints. Ever try to eat just one?

Hmmmm?

See what I mean?

* nods *

[Peregrinator]

Mike, you need to read these books:

None Dare Call It Conspiracy
Illuminatus!
Foucault's Pendulum
Do Not Relax; Everything Is Under Control
Angels And Demons
The Historical Illuminatus Trilogy


Oh, and The Hobbit. That one was great.

[tinylittlegnat]

Originally Posted by Peregrinator

Mike, you need to read these books:

None Dare Call It Conspiracy
Illuminatus!
Foucault's Pendulum
Do Not Relax; Everything Is Under Control
Angels And Demons
The Historical Illuminatus Trilogy


Oh, and The Hobbit. That one was great.

Also do an assload of opium and read Though the looking glass, as was Lewis Caroll's intention.

Also check out The Telltale Heart for kicks.

[Peregrinator]

Originally Posted by tinylittlegnat

Also do an assload of opium and read Though the looking glass, as was Lewis Caroll's intention.

Also check out The Telltale Heart for kicks.

I'd go with The Purloined Letter.

Agreed on Alice, though. Everyone should read that.

[TurdFergeson]

Satan gave humans the sacred geometry, AKA the golden ratio?

Or, he "illuminated" certain knowledge for mere mortals to see?

[SeanH]

Originally Posted by Peregrinator

Foucault's Pendulum

It would be hilarious watching him try to make sense of that.

[TurdFergeson]

Or, Prometheus?

[KingOrfeo]

My theory is that the Shriners are a special branch, tasked with wearing silly red fezzes and driving silly miniature cars in parades, all for the purpose of keeping the world from taking the Masonic threat seriously.

"Shriners Convention," by Ray Stevens:

Here they come down main street, drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar
Bands are a playin' and flags are a waivin, and the Vanguard's and Motorcycle Corps
Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd and pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile
It's a glorious mess, everybody wears a fez the parade stretches out for a mile

(Chorus)
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)
Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)
"Hello, Operator, give me room 321, please, thank you Hello, Noble Lumpkin?
This here is the illustrious Potentate. I said it's the illustrious Potentate.
The illustrious...Coy! Dad blame it! This here's Bubba! Coy, why an't you at
the parade?! What?! Well, how'd you get that big Harley up there in your room?
What?! I can't hear ya' Coy! Quit revvin' it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just
want you to know one thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira
Delegation! Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there Coy,
you hear me? Black tie! Seven o'clock! Be there! And Coy, don't answer the
phone, udden udden! Mercy"

Well, it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary in the downtown Convention Hall
Cold Roast Beef, String Beans, Mashed Potatoes and nine boring speeches in all
And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David Wine and Chrysanthemums on each side
And the Hahira leaders in their rented Tuxedos made the local hearts swell with pride

(Chorus)
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)
Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)
"Operator, 321, please. Thank You. Hello, Coy? What are you doin'?!
What do you mean, who is this! This is Bubba? Why wasn't you at
the banquet? What do you mean all you had to wear was a Hawaiian
flowerdy shirt? Well, you may think you're foolin' some people, but
I know what's goin' on. Yeah, Ever'body seen the little redhead.
That's right, ever'body! Why she come runnin' right through the dinner,
right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet. Didn't have nothin' on but
your fez, Coy! Coy, you the only one's got a fez with a propeller on top!!
Yeah, yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code, too, Coy.
Dad blame it we gonna have to change it now, Coy! We gonna have to
have a special meetin', we get back to Hahira, about your conduct at
this here convention. Embarrassin'!! Now Coy, you be at the secret
conclave tonight! You hear me?! And Coy, keep it a secret! Hah!"

Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night with mysterious sanctimony
In accordance with prescribed rituals of time honored ceremony
Matters of grave concern were weighed with dedicated caution
Like whether or not to raise at stud or draw or spit in the ocean

(Chorus)
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)
Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)
"Operator, room three-twenty...How'd you know? Oh! Hello! Coy?
Where have you been? No, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that
at three o'clock this mornin' you was out there in your Fruit of the Loom's
in the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the
cocktail lounge! I just hope your mama don't find out about this, Coy! What?
Well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there on the high dive, Coy?
Now Coy, dad blame it, that ain't no way to act. We supposed to be pillars
of the community. When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your
ring and your tie tack 'cause Coy, heh-heh, you are out of the Shrine! You
gonna be blackballed, boy! That's right! You might even have to pack your
bags and leave town! What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels?
Coy! Don't you hang up on me! Hello, hello...Don't you crank that motorcycle!
Who's that gigglin' in the background, Coy? Hello, hello operator! Yeah, we's
cut off! Rroom 321. Dad blame it Coy! You don't hang up on the illustrious
Potentate! I said the illustrious Potentate! This is Bubba! Bubba! Coy!...."

[KingOrfeo]

Originally Posted by Mike_Yates

Do the Freemasons really worship the devil?

Of course. Jack Chick hath said it.

[TANG GOD]

nonsense. los illuminados worshipped las plagas(some parasitic organism that controlled humans). yeah there you have it.

[KingOrfeo]

Originally Posted by MonkeyFootball

We also invented the internet and control global warming. Moron.

No, dumbass, that's the Stonecutters!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
We do!
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do!
We do!

[KingOrfeo]

"The Palace," by Rudyard Kipling:

When I was a King and a Mason -- a Master proven and skilled --
I cleared me ground for a Palace such as a King should build.
I decreed and dug down to my levels. Presently, under the silt,
I came on the wreck of a Palace such as a King had built.

There was no worth in the fashion -- there was no wit in the plan --
Hither and thither, aimless, the ruined footings ran --
Masonry, brute, mishandled, but carven on every stone:
"After me cometh a Builder. Tell him, I too have known."

Swift to my use in my trenches, where my well-planned ground-works grew,
I tumbled his quoins and his ashlars, and cut and reset them anew.
Lime I milled of his marbles; burned it, slacked it, and spread;
Taking and leaving at pleasure the gifts of the humble dead.

Yet I despised not nor gloried; yet, as we wrenched them apart,
I read in the razed foundations the heart of that builder's heart.
As he had risen and pleaded, so did I understand
The form of the dream he had followed in the face of the thing he had planned.

* * * * *

When I was a King and a Mason -- in the open noon of my pride,
They sent me a Word from the Darkness. They whispered and called me aside.
They said -- "The end is forbidden." They said -- "Thy use is fulfilled.
"Thy Palace shall stand as that other's -- the spoil of a King who shall build."

I called my men from my trenches, my quarries, my wharves, and my sheers.
All I had wrought I abandoned to the faith of the faithless years.
Only I cut on the timber -- only I carved on the stone:
"After me cometh a Builder. Tell him, I too have known!"

[Colonel Hogan]

Let's put it this way, Mike. I sure wouldn't want to be laid up with the H1N1 virus in a Shriner's hospital, if you catch my drift.

And, btw. What happens to all those kids after they take 'em to the circus?

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Originally Posted by Mike_Yates

I've heard a lot about how the very top levels of Freemasonry, is satanism. I've also read that the Masons secretly control the entire world. Not a good mix.

How many times are you going to do this thread?




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FAQ

[TurdFergeson]

Today I saw a Mason license plate.

I never knew they had a special one.

Some secret society... :P

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

We had a masonic temple in our little Kansas town, but we had no Masons...




Now I live in a town with a Synagogue, but we got no Jews.



I sense a conspiracy!