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Old 11-05-2009, 06:51 PM   #1
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american food
is so delicious and smells so lovely...







that it's mistaken for the smell of rotting corpses?






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Old 11-05-2009, 06:53 PM   #2
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A sausage factory? And you have something to say about that, Ms. Bangers And Mash?
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:55 PM   #3
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A sausage factory? And you have something to say about that, Ms. Bangers And Mash?
my bangers and mash don't get mistaken for rotten corpses!

seriously though... horrible fucking story.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:56 PM   #4
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Maybe, the comment was about the waste products, discarded in the production of the food that was involved?
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:57 PM   #5
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Maybe, the comment was about the waste products, discarded in the production of the food that was involved?
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my bangers and mash don't get mistaken for rotten corpses!

seriously though... horrible fucking story.
Would you live downwind of the factory where they're made?


Yeah, it really is. There's something especially creepy about the phrase "ligature strangulation."
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Maybe, the comment was about the waste products, discarded in the production of the food that was involved?
In England, the "waste products" are what they eat.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:00 PM   #8
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is so delicious and smells so lovely...

that it's mistaken for the smell of rotting corpses?
Just sausage.

Mostly it's mistaken for the smell of fresh corpses.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:00 PM   #9
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Would you live downwind of the factory where they're made?


Yeah, it really is. There's something especially creepy about the phrase "ligature strangulation."
we have three butchers and an abattoir in the small town I live in. the bangers are prizewinners but it doesn't smell bad here.

must be horrible for the families knowing they died so horribly.

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In England, the "waste products" are what they eat.
only if you eat faggots.
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Is there really any "American" food? We just eat what everyone brings over after we change it a little to make it edible.
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Is there really any "American" food? We just eat what everyone brings over after we change it a little to make it edible.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:40 PM   #13
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my bangers and mash don't get mistaken for rotten corpses!

seriously though... horrible fucking story.
Heh, Sweeny Todd is an English story. But seriously I went to grad school in Wisconsin and sometimes had the occasion to drive by this ginormous Oscar Meyer processing plant--it smelled like death to me. I couldn't eat hot dogs for years after smelling that smell.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:53 PM   #14
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No, the smell of the pork processing plant on a hot July afternoon drifts for miles.

If you manage to get close enough you can hear the squealing.

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we have three butchers and an abattoir in the small town I live in. the bangers are prizewinners but it doesn't smell bad here.

must be horrible for the families knowing they died so horribly.


only if you eat faggots.
It really must be impossible to recoup from a loss like that. Someone you love just ripped out of your life like that.

What food is referred to as faggots?
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:56 PM   #16
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It really must be impossible to recoup from a loss like that. Someone you love just ripped out of your life like that.

What food is referred to as faggots?
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And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
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You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
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There is no dark side of the moon really.
Matter of fact it's all dark.
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No, the smell of the pork processing plant on a hot July afternoon drifts for miles.

If you manage to get close enough you can hear the squealing.
No squealing at the plant I took my pig to. It was clean and did not smell at all. They even let you pull the trigger if you are so inclined.
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It really must be impossible to recoup from a loss like that. Someone you love just ripped out of your life like that.

What food is referred to as faggots?


and yes... they are real... and yes... they are pretty gross.

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No squealing at the plant I took my pig to. It was clean and did not smell at all. They even let you pull the trigger if you are so inclined.
awww sweet!

the abottoirs here are not too bad, very small and only serving local farmers. you get a bit of a smell if the weather is hot from the skins, but it's not too rank
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