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11-05-2009, 06:36 PM
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Le Jacquelope is offline
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Oh shit you gotta be fucking kidding me
I just. right. now. got the coolest phone call EVER. Gotta fuckin leave my job and JET. Thing is, I could be fired TODAY and not want for anything financially... but this new shit could be fucking LUCRATIVE.
Damn.
Okay now TROLL AWAY BIYATCHES. If this fool is for real you guys just lost more significance than Carrie Prejean lost after her sex tape. And you had none to start with.  You're small as it is and you're about to get a whole hell of a lot smaller.
Oh FUCK this is so. FUCKING. COOL.
BYE FOR NOW. LOL.
"Oh, LT has no job. LT is poor. LT poopoohead this LT doodoohead that." Hahahaha, keep yapping you little ants.
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11-05-2009, 06:38 PM
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Oh yeah and, I know you're there, JackAssJim. Hi ya little shit licker. Have fun puffing yourself up. |
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11-05-2009, 07:10 PM
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Full Frontal Nerdity
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You can't manage to keep your shit straight can you Le Liarlope.
You said you left your job months ago to help run your wife's insurance conglomerate.. 
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11-05-2009, 07:35 PM
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Gatinha~ღ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Le Jacquelope
I just. right. now. got the coolest phone call EVER. Gotta fuckin leave my job and JET. Thing is, I could be fired TODAY and not want for anything financially... but this new shit could be fucking LUCRATIVE.
Damn.
Okay now TROLL AWAY BIYATCHES. If this fool is for real you guys just lost more significance than Carrie Prejean lost after her sex tape. And you had none to start with. You're small as it is and you're about to get a whole hell of a lot smaller.
Oh FUCK this is so. FUCKING. COOL.
BYE FOR NOW. LOL.
"Oh, LT has no job. LT is poor. LT poopoohead this LT doodoohead that." Hahahaha, keep yapping you little ants.
Oh and hi, Phrodeau, you little reading comprehension deprived cocksucker. |
Am I the only one, or hasn't he said from the get-go that he OWNED his business? |
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11-05-2009, 07:46 PM
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chillin
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Don't be so harsh.
If you own a small business or help out at the wifey's you have to change the bulbs and unclog the toilet.
But LJ is right! If his wife fires him he still makes the same.
Plus, as per the phone call, if he gets the manager's job he gets free chicken sandwiches.
Win win all the way.
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11-05-2009, 07:47 PM
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FUKNUT
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Why you people even bother with this sad sack is beyond me.
He's a sad lonely little dude needing attention, if you stop giving it to him he will eventually kill himself.
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11-05-2009, 07:56 PM
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I know you know better
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Le Jacquelope
I just. right. now. got the coolest phone call EVER. Gotta fuckin leave my job and JET. Thing is, I could be fired TODAY and not want for anything financially... but this new shit could be fucking LUCRATIVE.
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11-05-2009, 07:59 PM
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chillin
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Originally Posted by Nipples Mcgee
Why you people even bother with this sad sack is beyond me.
He's a sad lonely little dude needing attention, if you stop giving it to him he will eventually kill himself.
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But I want to see a meltdown.
Aren't you out of character?
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Last edited by jomar : 11-05-2009 at 08:04 PM.
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11-05-2009, 08:06 PM
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FUKNUT
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But I want to see a meltdown.
Aren't you out of character?
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No.
I still have my clown shoes on. |
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11-05-2009, 09:27 PM
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Owner of Literotica
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Oh MAN, this rocks.
Someone out there listened to my ideas about nixing credit checks in favor of better security, and heard about how effective I was.
Consulting, here I come.
Tell me how much of an underachiever I am. I'm so gonna cry all the way to the bank.
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11-05-2009, 09:30 PM
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Loves Spam
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Oh MAN, this rocks.
Someone out there listened to my ideas about nixing condoms in favor of better sensations, and heard about how effective I was.
Cumburping, here I come.
Tell me how much of an underachiever I am. I'm so gonna gargle all the way to the bank.
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11-06-2009, 01:01 AM
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Owner of Literotica
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It's true. You can now add network security consultant to my list of talents.
You sad little people just got littler today.
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11-06-2009, 02:11 AM
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Best troll ever. LT you are better that any reality tv show. Entertaining to the idiotic end.
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11-06-2009, 04:00 AM
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king of jeans
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it would be less sad if you were some dude inventing a story about becoming financially set for life to impress/spite people on the internet..
..than if you were actually a guy who became suddenly very wealthy - and then immediately signed on to this forum to tell all his friends/enemies.
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11-06-2009, 07:58 AM
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Every single time I sez to myself, Jimmah, no way can LT top stupid. And every single time I am wrong.
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11-06-2009, 08:06 AM
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Celibate
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Originally Posted by JackAssJim
Every single time I sez to myself, Jimmah, no way can LT top stupid. And every single time I am wrong.
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On the other hand, hearing about his new intrawebs security empire will keep us entertained for a while. I was getting bored with his (or his wife's, depending on what he remembered from the last story) insurance conglomerate. |
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11-06-2009, 08:13 AM
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What the fuck, over.
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Funny Shit thread bump.
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11-06-2009, 08:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
On the other hand, hearing about his new intrawebs security empire will keep us entertained for a while. I was getting bored with his (or his wife's, depending on what he remembered from the last story) insurance conglomerate.
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Starting a thread like this is entirely proper and normal for business moguls and the like. I still think he should seek public office and spread the wealth of his ideas and ideals, dare I say it?, throughout the heartland of America.
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11-06-2009, 09:08 AM
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The problem with this story is that if it goes where I think it's going to go then it will eventually become verifiable and LT will once again be in a corner.
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11-06-2009, 09:09 AM
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Celibate
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The problem with this story is that if it goes where I think it's going to go then it will eventually become verifiable and LT will once again be in a corner.
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There will be a story about all security being off-shored to china |
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11-06-2009, 09:10 AM
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There will be a story about all security being off-shored to china
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But LT will manage to sell his in time to make a fortune and buy a new house for his grand-in-laws.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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11-06-2009, 09:16 AM
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Celibate
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But LT will manage to sell his in time to make a fortune and buy a new house for his grand-in-laws.
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OR...
He will post about his sit-down with the leader of China (whoever the hell that is) and how he "explained" things to him. Maybe he will have even shot the dudes Shit-Zu. After having things "explained" to him, China's glorious leader will have made LT the potentate of all it's North American operations.
LT will be loved and adored by all the happy workers who will receive an all electric, rebuilt Chery automobile. |
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11-06-2009, 09:27 AM
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I can't wait until LT stirs from being slumped over by his computer to fill in the details. But, we may have to wait. He is a humble man. I mean who knew that he was about to get fired from a new job he has never talk about since getting fired from his other "job"? Just like he never talked about building his wife's grand in-laws a home on his ranch size property until they actually moved in.
One word. Humble.
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11-06-2009, 09:59 AM
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You talkin' to me?
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You can't manage to keep your shit straight can you Le Liarlope.
You said you left your job months ago to help run your wife's insurance conglomerate.. |
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11-06-2009, 10:10 AM
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Owner of Literotica
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"Oh, LT has no job. LT is poor. LT poopoohead this LT doodoohead that. Our lives suck so his has to, too!" Hahahaha, like I said, keep yapping you little ants.
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