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11-05-2009, 11:43 AM
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Well fuck me runnin'!!!
Sarah is comin' to Fort Wayne!!!!!!
I'm gonna be on this like white on rice. I hope they let me take my video camera.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/
According to Harper Collins, the publisher of Palin's forthcoming memoir "Going Rogue," Palin will bypass several of the major cities that are often the pillars of any big book tour, including Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, New York, and Philadelphia.
Palin's schedule instead takes the former Republican vice presidential candidate to smaller - and in many cases more conservative - cities like Fort Wayne, Indiana, Washington, Pennsylvania, Roanoke, Virginia, and Jacksonville, Florida.
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11-05-2009, 11:50 AM
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Noblesville!
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11-05-2009, 11:55 AM
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Celibate
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I can't hit a moving target.
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11-05-2009, 12:00 PM
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We want Sarah!
We want Sarah!
We want Sarah!
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11-05-2009, 12:03 PM
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I'll see if I can get an upskirt shot for you guys.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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11-05-2009, 12:06 PM
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I'll see if I can get an upskirt shot for you guys.
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11-05-2009, 12:13 PM
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I want to know if the rumors are true: Does her cunt really have shark teeth...
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11-05-2009, 05:34 PM
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I know you know better
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You should get a "grip and grin" picture with her and post it here. You'd be an even bigger Lit Legend than you are now. AWESOME!
If anybody can pull this off, you can. Work it. Think creatively. Make it happen.
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11-05-2009, 05:35 PM
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Celibate
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I can't hit a moving target.
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11-05-2009, 05:59 PM
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This was funny
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It was ok.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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11-05-2009, 06:13 PM
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Liberal terrorist chica
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I'm seriously resisting the urge to do a parody thread. It would be gross, but it would be an instant classic. *nods*
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11-05-2009, 06:15 PM
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I'm seriously resisting the urge to do a parody thread. It would be gross, but it would be an instant classic. *nods*
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You wouldn't dare.
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11-05-2009, 06:16 PM
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Liberal terrorist chica
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You wouldn't dare.
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11-05-2009, 06:18 PM
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In my killa days, I'd dare without flinching. But, I've become a bit of a softie.
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*notes the axe* I double dare you.
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11-05-2009, 06:19 PM
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Liberal terrorist chica
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*notes the axe* I double dare you.
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11-05-2009, 07:27 PM
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I'll see if I can get an upskirt shot for you guys.
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Betting pool: panty, thong or commando.
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11-05-2009, 07:56 PM
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Betting pool: panty, thong or commando.
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Although I'm sure that it's impossible, I wonder how much Hustler would give me for a Palin upskirt shot. Or maybe just TMZ. Somebody would pay some bucks for it.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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11-05-2009, 07:58 PM
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destroyer of untruth
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Well I said goodbye to Rosie Rooke this morning,
I'm gonna miss her bloodshot alcoholic eyes,
She wore her Sunday hat so she'd impress me,
I'm gonna carry her memory 'til the day I die.
They'll move me up to Muswell Downs tomorrow,
Photographs and souvenirs are all I've got,
They're gonna try and make me change my way of living,
But they'll never make me something that I'm not.
Cos I'm a Muswell Hillbilly boy,
but my heart lies in old West Virginia,
Never seen New Orleans, Oklahoma, Tennessee,
Still I dream of the Black Hills that I ain't never seen.
They're putting us in identical little boxes,
No character just uniformity,
They're trying to build a computerised community,
But they'll never make a zombie out of me.
They'll try and make me study elocution,
Because they say my accent isn't right,
They can clear the slums as part of their solution,
But they're never gonna kill my cockney pride.
Cos I'm a Muswell Hillbilly boy,
But my heart lies in Old West Virginia,
Though my hills are not green,
I have seen them in my dreams,
Take me back to those Black Hills,
That I have never seen.
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11-05-2009, 08:03 PM
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chillin
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Although I'm sure that it's impossible, I wonder how much Hustler would give me for a Palin upskirt shot. Or maybe just TMZ. Somebody would pay some bucks for it.
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You know it's been schemed.
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11-05-2009, 08:08 PM
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Well fuck me runnin'!!!?????????
I'd love to try, but I don't think that it's good for old folks.
I'll check with my doctor and get back to you.
Runnin' how fast? Full tilt or kind of a gentle lope?
I'm pretty sure my doctor will ask.
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11-05-2009, 08:10 PM
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You know it's been schemed.
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Yeah, that's why I think it's impossible. If it could be done it would have been done by now. The combination of timing and luck are just too much.
I don't even know if they'll allow cameras. If they do I'll buy a copy of the bitches book and get a pic with her just for you guys because that's just the kind of person I am. A giver.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
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11-05-2009, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Slowlane
Well fuck me runnin'!!!?????????
I'd love to try, but I don't think that it's good for old folks.
I'll check with my doctor and get back to you.
Runnin' how fast? Full tilt or kind of a gentle lope?
I'm pretty sure my doctor will ask.
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I used to work with a man who had two favorite sayings. "Fuck me runnin' " and "Jack me off, Scotty."
I would have used the Scotty one but it doesn't work well with a girl.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
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11-05-2009, 08:14 PM
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Stop Making Sense
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Pennsylvania and Virginia are cities?
Good luck trying to get pix/vid of her vadge. I'll look for you on Utube if you do.
When is her appearance on Oprah? I wanna DVR that one for sure.
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11-05-2009, 08:16 PM
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Pennsylvania and Virginia are cities?
Good luck trying to get pix/vid of her vadge. I'll look for you on Utube if you do.
When is her appearance on Oprah? I wanna DVR that one for sure.
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Washington, Pennsylvania and Roanoke, Virginia.
It wasn't that hard to figure out.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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11-05-2009, 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
I used to work with a man who had two favorite sayings. "Fuck me runnin' " and "Jack me off, Scotty."
I would have used the Scotty one but it doesn't work well with a girl.
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Jack me off, Scotty.
I don't know why, but I near choked laughing. You're right though, the other is much better for girls.
(exits still laughing)
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