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11-04-2009, 11:40 PM
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Hail Satan!
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Can excessive masturbation cause breakouts?
I think I read somewhere a while back that excessively masturbating can cause your face to break out in blemishes. Should I only do it in moderation?
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11-04-2009, 11:44 PM
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No it does not
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11-05-2009, 01:05 AM
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No, one should never masturbate in moderation. If you masturbate in moderation, it can cause your mind to break out in blemishes.
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11-05-2009, 01:19 AM
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I think this is the best thread title I've ever seen
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11-05-2009, 01:25 AM
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Quote:
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No, one should never masturbate in moderation. If you masturbate in moderation, it can cause your mind to break out in blemishes.
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I saw a filmstrip in high school on this very thing.
The horror!
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I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love. - Francoise Sagan
When from our better selves we have too long
Been parted by the hurrying world, and droop,
Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired,
How gracious, how benign, is Solitude.
- Wordsworth
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11-05-2009, 02:20 AM
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Yes. Use this.
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11-05-2009, 02:46 AM
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"There are times when abortion is necessary, for example when you have a black and a white or a rape."
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11-05-2009, 03:10 AM
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11-05-2009, 03:17 AM
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no, it can't. but interestingly enough i know someone who got warts on his palm from over masturbation. his hand was always so damp and he didn't actually bother to wash or dry it properly after he did it. we're talking about two - three hours a day in total here. it was pretty funny when the doctor told him how he got them too. i laughed so much i got cramp.
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11-05-2009, 09:28 AM
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Hail Satan!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by insert____here
no, it can't. but interestingly enough i know someone who got warts on his palm from over masturbation. his hand was always so damp and he didn't actually bother to wash or dry it properly after he did it. we're talking about two - three hours a day in total here. it was pretty funny when the doctor told him how he got them too. i laughed so much i got cramp.
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I would be very hesitant to shake his hand.
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Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
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Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
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11-05-2009, 09:53 AM
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Bite me, Alex
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You're going to get carpal tunnel.
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11-05-2009, 01:02 PM
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Hail Satan!
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Quote:
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You're going to get carpal tunnel.
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What is carpal tunnel?
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Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion - faith - tradition - and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
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11-05-2009, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
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I think I read somewhere a while back that excessively masturbating can cause your face to break out in blemishes.
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I believe that meme has its origins in confusion of cause and effect.
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IX. The Courtyard
It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead -
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
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11-05-2009, 05:58 PM
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that's actually
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Originally Posted by Mike_Yates
What is carpal tunnel?
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Car-Pal Tunnel...
it's a little gizmo about the size of a hefty torch/flashlight.
Has a moulded interior cavity that houses your dick , whilst the small motor hums you to satisfaction...
The new version comes with a 12v adapter that will recharge from your car, and even run off it. Hence Car-Pal.
Designed to make getting stuck in traffic a plus for the excessive masturbator.
Not only does it mean an end to all the wanking time wasted on commuting , it reduces injurious wear and tear on wrist and finger joints,
it also prevents the road-wanker from getting arrested , as the dick being housed in the 'tunnel's' tube body means there is no element of public exposure.
They're a godsend for the prolific wanker.
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