Old 11-04-2009, 09:05 PM   #1
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Love your vulva? Wear it!

My daughter pointed this one out to me.

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Old 11-04-2009, 09:08 PM   #2
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My daughter pointed this one out to me.

Nothing says 'Fashion' like a sweet Yoni!
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:12 PM   #3
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My daughter pointed this one out to me.

I'm still giggling at the comments...

"They look like flowers."

"Yeah. Really ugly flowers."

I don't think it'll become a fad. Imagine kids wearing those in school.

Get the male equivilant, why not just put your dildo on a chain.
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I'm still giggling at the comments...

"They look like flowers."

"Yeah. Really ugly flowers."

I don't think it'll become a fad. Imagine kids wearing those in school.

Get the male equivilant, why not just put your dildo on a chain.
Or as she mentioned, in a really religious city like we live in?
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If a guy showed up wearing a realistic cock on a chain around his neck, I seriously doubt he'd be considered a fashion maven.
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If a guy showed up wearing a realistic cock on a chain around his neck, I seriously doubt he'd be considered a fashion maven.
That made me laugh.
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Or as she mentioned, in a really religious city like we live in?
Yikes.

Then again, a smart kid could use the argument that 'God made our bodies, so every part of them is beautiful'. Not sure if that would work, not christian.

It would be interesting to see public reactions though
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Yikes.

Then again, a smart kid could use the argument that 'God made our bodies, so every part of them is beautiful'. Not sure if that would work, not christian.

It would be interesting to see public reactions though
If you wore it in the basement. In the dark. For the sole reason of reproduction.

(That's the standard joke around here for having sex.)
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Do these Yoni pendants have any correlation with the 30th Anniversary celebration of Sanrio's 'Hello Kitty' character...or is it just coincidence?
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Do these Yoni pendants have any correlation with the 30th Anniversary celebration of Sanrio's 'Hello Kitty' character...or is it just coincidence?
You might be on to something there Tom!

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So... is it such a terrible thing that I actually find them kind of pretty?
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I think they are beautiful-- I favorited them. I wouldn't wear one around my neck, but I would buy one to hang along with the million other pieces of jewelry that mean something but aren't wearable. I'd like to have one for each of the women I have loved the most... One would be blue-black, one would be plump, one would be meaner than a snake.
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Oddly enough, I found them kind of pretty. Not so much that I'd want one, but prettier than I expected. They seem to bring out the flower/sea shell idea nicely.
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Oddly enough, I found them kind of pretty. Not so much that I'd want one, but prettier than I expected. They seem to bring out the flower/sea shell idea nicely.
Since they are handcrafted art work you should expect that.

They are pretty and after years of deep and hard research, I can honestly say they are all different.
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Since they are handcrafted art work you should expect that.

They are pretty and after years of deep and hard research, I can honestly say they are all different.
I shouldn't have said I liked them. Now my honey wants a replica of mine.

Well, I guess Christmas is around the corner.
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Since they are handcrafted art work you should expect that.

They are pretty and after years of deep and hard research, I can honestly say they are all different.
Much like fingerprints. Everytime is a new surprise. Mother Nature made so many different looking ones, so men would enjoy the variety and never be bored. No wonder guys screw around so much.
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Much like fingerprints. Everytime is a new surprise. Mother Nature made so many different looking ones, so men would enjoy the variety and never be bored. No wonder guys screw around so much.
Lick a, uh, like a flame to a butterfly.
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Well, I guess Christmas is around the corner.
Just think of the fun it will be making the impression.
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