Old 11-03-2009, 07:20 PM   #1
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45 mins till 'V'

Hey, wasn't this show on a long time ago?
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:43 PM   #2
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Frank, what's up man?

I'm just watching some bullshit
On the news. It's fucking bullshit
Reporters trying to a fucking win an Emmy.

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Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
I Hang Myself at Half Mast

It’s the Makeshift
The Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself... via live telecast

Coming live from my own funeral, beautiful weather offered a nice shine
Which is suitable for a full view of a forever altered skyline
It's times like these I freestyle biased opinions every other sentence
My journalistic ethics slip when I pass them off as objective
"Don't give me that ethical shit."
I've got exclusive, explicit images to present to impressionable American kids
And it's time to show this world how big our edifice is!

That's exactly what they attacked when a typically dark skinned Disney villain
Used civilians against civilians and charged the Trojan horses into our buildings
Using commercial aviation as instruments of destruction
Pregnant women couldn't protect their children
Wheelchairs were stairway obstructions
I have to back petal...from the shower of glass and metal
Wondering how after it settles we'll find who provided power to radical rebels
The Melting Pot seems to be calling the kettle black when it boils over
But only on our own soil so the little boy holds a toy soldier..
And waits for the suit and tie to come home. We won't wait 'til he's older
before we destroy hopes for a colder war to end
"Now get a close up of his head"

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out of Stock
I Hang Myself at Half Mast
”How does my hair look”

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out of Stock
I Hang Myself at Half Mast
“Run that tape back”

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
I Hang Myself at Half Mast
“Looks just like a movie”

It’s the make shift
The patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself
“while the stock markets crash”

The city is covered in inches of muck
I see some other pictures of victims are up
Grieving mothers are thinking their children are stuck
Leaping lovers are making decisions to jump
While holding hands...to escape the brutal heat
Sometimes in groups of the three
The fall out was far beyond the toxic cloud where people look like debris
But all they saw after all was said...beyond the talking heads
Was bloody dust with legs looking like the walking dead calling for meds
but Hospitals are overwhelmed. Volunteers need to go the hell home
Moments of silence for fire fighters were interrupted by cell phones
Who's going to make that call to increase an unknown death toll?
It's the one we rally behind
He's got a megaphone...and he's promising to make heads roll
we cheer him on, but asbestos is affecting our breath control
The less we know...the more they fabricate...the easier it is to sell souls

(Man talking)
There is a new price on freedom, so buy into it while supplies last.
Changes need to be made;
No more curbside baggage,
Seven pm curfew,
Racial profiling will continue with less bitching.
We've unified over who to kill, so until I find more relevant scripture to quote,
Remember, our god is bigger, stronger, smarter, and much wealthier.
So wave those flags with pride, especially the white part.

We sell an addictive 24 hour candle light vigils in TV's
Freedom will be defended...at the cost of civil liberties
The viewers are glued to television screens
Stuck... cause lots of things seem too sick
I use opportunities to pluck heart strings for theme music
I'll show you which culture to pump your fist at, which foot is right to kiss
we don't really know who the culprit is yet...but he looks like this
we know who the heroes are. Not the xenophobes who act hard
"We taught that dog to squat, how dare he do that shit in our own back yard!"
They happened to scar our financial state and char our landscape
Can you count how many times so far I ran back this same damn tape?
While a camera man creates news and shoves it down our throats on the West Bank
With a ten second clip put on constant loop to provoke US angst
So get your tanks and load your guns and hold your sons in a family huddle
Because even if we win this tug of war and even the score...humanity struggles
There's a need of blood for what's been uncovered under the rubble
Some of them dug for answers in the mess...but the rest were looking for trouble

Makeshift patriot
The flag shop is out of stock
I hang myself at half mast.
(3x)

It's the makeshift
The patriot
The flag shop is out of stock
I hang myself.
Don't waive your rights with your flags.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:53 PM   #3
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Cute how Pointless KaH listens to music all day while thinking of you, Bert.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:58 PM   #4
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Juliet from 'Lost' stars in this one.

You know, the one Angelina Jolie bedded in 'Gia' and said was the best kisser she's ever experienced on film and in real life.

yeah yeah, my hump is excited about 'V' too. my first reaction was like yours, 'Wasn't there a 'V' like years ago?' no caps cuz I'm off to watch it, too....
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:00 PM   #5
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Cute how Pointless KaH listens to music all day while thinking of you, Bert.
He's my personal fungus. Disappointing. I generally attract a better class of enemies.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:01 PM   #6
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:02 PM   #7
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Don't expect any boobies. Janet single handedly set network tv back 30 years.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:06 PM   #8
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Correction: it's a remake of a TV series based on a remake of a TV movie no one saw.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:14 PM   #9
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Scott Wolf was in that whiny Party of Five show.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:31 PM   #10
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It has an Obamy smell to it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:48 PM   #11
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The story line sucks. The acting is worse.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:56 PM   #12
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Hey, wasn't this show on a long time ago?

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Old 11-03-2009, 08:59 PM   #13
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:10 PM   #14
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It took itself pretty seriously. Alien Nation was more quirky.

It didn't grab me by the balls, but Tuesday is generally a slow night, and winter is coming.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:46 PM   #15
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It's lame.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:50 PM   #16
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Yes, a sleeper cell of visitors.

That line ought to win an Emmy.
Then again, if the last 10 minutes are semi-entertaining I may watch again, if the college game isn't any better than what's being offered tonight.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:04 PM   #17
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It's lame.
Exactly why I'm not watching it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:09 PM   #18
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I heard the color was a lot better in this one.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:12 PM   #19
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They have their own internal lizard.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:27 PM   #20
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Scott Wolf was in that whiny Party of Five show.
Scott Wolf was in 'Party of Five' starring Matthew Fox from 'Lost' and now Elizabeth Mitchell stars with Scott Wolf in 'V'... hmmm, just who is Scott Wolf sucking to get such handsome deals?

Just kidding.

It was okay but my mind does not grasp such sci-fi stuff without explanations. Like the lizardy stuff... that tall, hunky black man is actually an alien lizard so when he fucks his earth woman she can't detect that beneath his fake human skin he's really a lizardly alien? Fuck the dumbshit. I won't ask again.

He's got his 'V' and I've got 'Dancing With the Stars' on Tuesdays it seems.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:36 PM   #21
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Scott Wolf was in 'Party of Five' starring Matthew Fox from 'Lost' and now Elizabeth Mitchell stars with Scott Wolf in 'V'... hmmm, just who is Scott Wolf sucking to get such handsome deals?

Just kidding.

It was okay but my mind does not grasp such sci-fi stuff without explanations. Like the lizardy stuff... that tall, hunky black man is actually an alien lizard so when he fucks his earth woman she can't detect that beneath his fake human skin he's really a lizardly alien? Fuck the dumbshit. I won't ask again.

He's got his 'V' and I've got 'Dancing With the Stars' on Tuesdays it seems.
Or his soft head. Scott was also in Everwood and played a doctor, but I was the only person on earth watching that show. Hey, at least it's aliens and not lawyers, fuck, what if they turn out to be space lawyers?

Blood sucking space lawyers.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:05 PM   #22
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'Space Lawyers' starring Gary Oldman and Ray Liotta.

Shatner makes a brief appearance as Christian Slater's father who abandoned him at age 2 to father Cuba Gooding, Jr..

Yeah, I can see it enough to smell it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:11 PM   #23
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I liked the show.
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They fucked up and put it on opposite NCIS.

Only LIT freaks got to watch it.
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