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Old 11-02-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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I am making a halfling, like a 2 foot tall human, in Dungeons and dragons and I have narrowed down his mount to three choices.

Riding Dog
Jaguar
Crocodile

Which should I use as a mount. Dead line is Wednesday.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:06 PM   #2
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:07 PM   #3
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I am making a halfling, like a 2 foot tall human, in Dungeons and dragons and I have narrowed down his mount to three choices.

Ridding Dog
Jaguar
Crocadile

Which should I use as a mount. Dead line is Wednesday.
Jaguars and crocodiles are pretty out of place for halflings. At least Tolkein halflings. But Farmer Maggot had biiiig dogs, he probably coulda ridden them.
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what's a ridding dog?
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:08 PM   #6
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If it effects any of your decisions the campign setting is The World's Largest Dungeon as such the entire thing will be underground.
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what's a ridding dog?
Great dane, St. Brenard, so on
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what's a ridding dog?
I'm assuming a typo and it's riding.

If it's however "ridding" in terms of mange or diarrhea, that's not good.
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what's a ridding dog?
Food for a crocadile.
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can we see photos of how far you have got?
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Great dane, St. Brenard, so on
St. Bernard.
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Food for a crocadile.
see, I figured that one for a typo, but not ridding.

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I'm assuming a typo and it's riding.

If it's however "ridding" in terms of mange or diarrhea, that's not good.
euwwww!

would you get extra points for noxious dog shit or smell?

(saying this because the mutt has just dropped a stinker)
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can we see photos of how far you have got?
I don't understand your question. Photo's of the mounts, the character, or the dungeon? And in all cases I have none.
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see, I figured that one for a typo, but not ridding.

euwwww!

would you get extra points for noxious dog shit or smell?

(saying this because the mutt has just dropped a stinker)
No, you'd just have bad taste in mounts and probably trouble getting them stabled.

Where in hell is a halfling going to get a jaguar?

Is this an Aztec halfling?
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No, you'd just have bad taste in mounts and probably trouble getting them stabled.

Where in hell is a halfling going to get a jaguar?

Is this an Aztec halfling?
I'd actully use a cougar, but the stats are the same. Thankfully the Dm doesn't mind, in fact she is pushing for the character to have a crocodile.
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I don't understand your question. Photo's of the mounts, the character, or the dungeon? And in all cases I have none.
this two foot halfling you are making. I'm assuming you have made the halfling and just need to make the mount, cause if you haven't even started on making it you will be a bit pushed for time, no?

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No, you'd just have bad taste in mounts and probably trouble getting them stabled.

Where in hell is a halfling going to get a jaguar?

Is this an Aztec halfling?
don't ask me, RPGs are a fucking mystery to me.
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Is this an Aztec halfling?
In a game where other players have hippogriffins, unicorns, and dragons as mounts, you're going to question the availability and validity of a fucking jaguar?
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Oh the entire character is made, I just need to pick a mount for it to work.
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Oh the entire character is made, I just need to pick a mount for it to work.
OK, well can we see it?
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I'd actully use a cougar, but the stats are the same. Thankfully the Dm doesn't mind, in fact she is pushing for the character to have a crocodile.
The world's gone mad.

Mad, I say.

It's not like you're a half elf or something.
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The world's gone mad.

Mad, I say.

It's not like you're a half elf or something.
Had to be a halfling, gnome, or some small creature. A horse can't fit threw the dungeon doors, so the character is limited to medium sized mounts. The above creatures are that size.
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In a game where other players have hippogriffins, unicorns, and dragons as mounts, you're going to question the availability and validity of a fucking jaguar?
I never got a fucking unicorn. Why should someone else? My DM kept telling me that the oil in my pack was too heavy for my weak-ass mage to carry around and I NEEDED it to fight trolls!
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