Who has it better than me?

[johnie ringo]

I was sitting on th couch, awaiting my wife to return from practice with one of the children. I was feeling nervous wondering how she would react when she found out I had taken her strap on cok out and was now burried deep inside of me.

As she entered the door, I debated to either just go in the other room and take it out, or let her in on the secret. I decided the later and invited her to sit next to me. As she looked into my eyes she knew something was up, rather than speak, I just took her hand and guided it to the base of her strap on which was all that was hanging out.

I awaited her reaction. The smile was instant, and the hand massaging the base of the cok was the true indication of her approval.

It was early in the night, around seven, the kids are up till nine, so I was not sure how the night would continue. It was all a spur of the moment thing on my part and no real planning out, was just thinking how hot it would be if I came home from work and found a dildo burrried deep in my wife. The wife walked down the hall, turned to me and winked. I moved from the couch and followed her to our bedroom. We started kissing, but they were not lovers kisses, they were far more animalistic and heated, it was obvious that the two of us were equally heated by what I had done. Waiting was no longer an option.

We left the lights out, found the darkest corner of the room. I quickly undid yher pants, and she bent over, resting her elbows on the edge of the bed as I easily entered her now drenched pussy. The intense feeling echoed throughout my body. I imagined that when I first stuck the strap on in me, that the night would end up with her fucking me, not me burried deep inside her doggie style.

My mind raced back and forth. On one side, the feeling was so intense I just had to cum deep in her, on the other, I wanted to wait, and instead of her resting her elbows on the bed, It would be me there and her behind me, plowing me hard. The later was quickly loosing ground, as my wife bucked harder and harder back on my cok. One of her hands reached back and started massaging the strap on still burried in my ass. My toes curled at the added sensation. I was close to cumming and my wife started whispering for me to cum in her pussy.

Three thusts from orgasm, the pitter patter of feet were coming down the hall. Those that have been there, know the routine: Quick redress and act like nothing is going on. Luckily, it was a false test, the patters went to the bathroom, and which ever child it was, went back to the fammily room to continue with thier activities.

The wife taking advantage of the renewed "alone time" wuickly dropped to her knees and lowered my pants. Her mouth worked back and forth on my cok with a purpose. Then her hand worked to the cok burried in my ass, feverishly working it in and out with short rapid movements.
My body was shuttering with intensity: my legs wilting. I can not tell you how intense my orgasm was, but I about buckled to the floor as I unloaded deep into her mouth. I was on cloud nine, but as she rose from her knees, she brought her mouth to mine and unloaded my entire shot into my own mouth.
Like I said who has it better than me

[tkb2]

Originally Posted by johnie ringo

My body was shuttering with intensity: my legs wilting. I can not tell you how intense my orgasm was, but I about buckled to the floor as I unloaded deep into her mouth. I was on cloud nine, but as she rose from her knees, she brought her mouth to mine and unloaded my entire shot into my own mouth.
Like I said who has it better than me

Not me, but just reading that post was pretty damn close!

Dude, thank you SO much for sharing, Wow!

[johnie ringo]

tk,

Glad you enjoyed. The Mrs. and I enjoy sharing our great times almost as much as we do doing them
johnie

[Etoile]

How is this gay?

[johnie ringo]

I see your quandry; however, this is the glbt chatter no? I would say it boarders on bi. Not looking to be defined or pegged to a classification, just feel our lives fit in more on this forum than the others. We enjoy and find many great threads on this forum, feeling more at inclusion than the others. keep your mind and boarders open, makes for a happier world

[Etoile]

That's very nice, but how is a man getting ducked in the ass BY A WOMAN gay or bi?

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by Etoile

That's very nice, but how is a man getting ducked in the ass BY A WOMAN gay or bi?

Answer: It's not, unless you think it is a really "queer" thing to do...

[Etoile]

Nope, not buying it. A man having sex with a woman, regardless of who is doing what to whom, is straight sex. Only if another man is involved is it gay or bi.

Don't misunderstand me, I realize a lot of guys feel pegging is related to gayness. But that's heterosexism at work. People assume that being penetrated is the female role, therefore a guy taking it up the butt is in the female (or gay) position. But it's just not so. Anal sex feels good no matter who does it to ou, but unless it's another guy, it's still straight sex.

Just trying to make people think.

[LTSPLAY]

Originally Posted by Etoile

Nope, not buying it. A man having sex with a woman, regardless of who is doing what to whom, is straight sex. Only if another man is involved is it gay or bi.

Don't misunderstand me, I realize a lot of guys feel pegging is related to gayness. But that's heterosexism at work. People assume that being penetrated is the female role, therefore a guy taking it up the butt is in the female (or gay) position. But it's just not so. Anal sex feels good no matter who does it to ou, but unless it's another guy, it's still straight sex.

Just trying to make people think.

Johnie
Don't worry about her, thinks she's the forum police.
Express your thoughts.

If you don't like the thread move on.
Express your thoughts don't force them

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by LTSPLAY

Johnie
Don't worry about her, thinks she's the forum police.
Express your thoughts.

If you don't like the thread move on.
Express your thoughts don't force them

Excuse me, dumb-ass. You might want to look over to your right and see who is listed as Moderator. I'd normally let Etoile fight for herself, but snarky comments are one thing... snarky and stupid comments are another!

P.S. She is 100% correct on this, BTW!

[LTSPLAY]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Excuse me, dumb-ass. You might want to look over to your right and see who is listed as Moderator. I'd normally let Etoile fight for herself, but snarky comments are one thing... snarky and stupid comments are another!

P.S. She is 100% correct on this, BTW!

dumb-ass - great vocabulary

Moderator - a person given special powers to enforce the rules on an Internet forum or newsgroup

Bullying- when one imposes its will or beliefs on another

Any rules broken?

[LTSPLAY]

Anything else goes. You may post whatever you like. Consequently, so can everyone else. The administrators here don't believe they are anyone's parents nor are they anyone's Jiminy Cricket. It's not their responsibility to make sure that everyone on the site uses free speech responsibly. It's up to individual users to be responsible for themselves. For those who are not, the programmers at Jelsoft have added an ignore function for your convenience. Just go here and add the user you don't want to deal with anymore.

[Etoile]

Oh come off it. It's called fostering discussion, asswipe. If I were really being the "forum police" I would have moved it, obviously. Instead I'm just discussing the issue. Of course people can post whatever the fuck they want. And so can I. If I want to talk about the fact that a woman fucking a man up the ass is still straight sex, I can. If you want to disagree with me, you can.

I have the ability to move it, but did not, and you're calling me forum police. Brilliant.

Heaven forbid we have philosophical discussion around here.

You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get.

[silver_eyes]

Originally Posted by Etoile

Oh come off it. It's called fostering discussion, asswipe. If I were really being the "forum police" I would have moved it, obviously. Instead I'm just discussing the issue. Of course people can post whatever the fuck they want. And so can I. If I want to talk about the fact that a woman fucking a man up the ass is still straight sex, I can. If you want to disagree with me, you can.

I have the ability to move it, but did not, and you're calling me forum police. Brilliant.

Heaven forbid we have philosophical discussion around here.

You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get.

G - Gay, men having sex with men
L - Lesbian, women having sex with women
B - Bisexual, either gender having sex with the other gender or their own gender
T- Transexual/Transgender/Transvestite - Well, this definition is too long, you get the idea (I hope)

Etoile, what is your problem? I was going to rip you a new one for your attitude and language (i.e. asswipe, "You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get." - If that's not a veiled threat I don't what is!). Then I read through a few of your posts, about 200, and on the whole you seem like an intelligent and thoughtful person. But I also noticed that you seem to have a problem with the B part of GLBT. So, what's up? Do you have a problem with people who like the other gender? If you do, please get over it, you seem to have to much to offer the world to get hung up on that kind of shit!

G - Good
L - Love
B - Be
T - Tight

Peace,
Me

[Gavionn]

Originally Posted by Etoile

Oh come off it. It's called fostering discussion, asswipe. If I were really being the "forum police" I would have moved it, obviously. Instead I'm just discussing the issue. Of course people can post whatever the fuck they want. And so can I. If I want to talk about the fact that a woman fucking a man up the ass is still straight sex, I can. If you want to disagree with me, you can.

I have the ability to move it, but did not, and you're calling me forum police. Brilliant.

Heaven forbid we have philosophical discussion around here.

You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get.

Really?

[fishbud]

hell i just liked the lead story getting caught by wife and her joining

[johnie ringo]

Originally Posted by silver_eyes

G - Gay, men having sex with men
L - Lesbian, women having sex with women
B - Bisexual, either gender having sex with the other gender or their own gender
T- Transexual/Transgender/Transvestite - Well, this definition is too long, you get the idea (I hope)

Etoile, what is your problem? I was going to rip you a new one for your attitude and language (i.e. asswipe, "You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get." - If that's not a veiled threat I don't what is!). Then I read through a few of your posts, about 200, and on the whole you seem like an intelligent and thoughtful person. But I also noticed that you seem to have a problem with the B part of GLBT. So, what's up? Do you have a problem with people who like the other gender? If you do, please get over it, you seem to have to much to offer the world to get hung up on that kind of shit!

G - Good
L - Love
B - Be
T - Tight

Peace,
Me

Silver,
Could not have said it better. Kinda "yanked" (no pun intended) by the hostile take over of the thread. Was just looking to share an experience with fellow lit members. No need to go into great detail; one onluy has too look at the post titles to see that many popular posts fall into what I was writing. eg; men eating thier own cum etc....
I do not want to get into Etoile bashing, will send a PM to express my views, I do not feel the postings are a place for such bantering; unless. they were started for such action.
I thank those of you that took a stand, on either side of the issue, yes Etoile, discussion is open and accepted, lets just get it in the right place and context.
Johnie ringo

[Gavionn]

Originally Posted by Etoile

You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get.

So far, it's getting me exactly what I want...

[LTSPLAY]

Originally Posted by Etoile

Oh come off it. It's called fostering discussion, asswipe. If I were really being the "forum police" I would have moved it, obviously. Instead I'm just discussing the issue. Of course people can post whatever the fuck they want. And so can I. If I want to talk about the fact that a woman fucking a man up the ass is still straight sex, I can. If you want to disagree with me, you can.

I have the ability to move it, but did not, and you're calling me forum police. Brilliant.

Heaven forbid we have philosophical discussion around here.

You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get.

Wow - "You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get."

How did you get into the moderator position?
You might want to consider some help.
I've read a lot of these posts and I have never seen name calling
Seems your the only one breaking rules here
5. Do not threaten other users.

If you moved it would that be based on your will or on a broken rule.
Did you read the definition of Bully

You don't foster discussion with threats and name calling.

I enjoyed the story as others did, you shouldn't let these types of stories intimidate you or get under your skin.
Let the discussions continue.
Asswipe

[Etoile]

Originally Posted by silver_eyes

So, what's up?

Being attacked makes me feel cranky. Yes, I feel attacked (and cranky). I tried to provoke thought and inspire discussion, and I got slammed for it. The OP expressed in a PM that he felt I was picking on his thread in particular; I pointed out that I have been trying to press the issue of "man + woman = straight sex regardless of activity" for several years now. I didn't say anything that was not in the interest of provoking thought and fostering discussion until this comment showed up:

Originally Posted by LTSPLAY

Don't worry about her, thinks she's the forum police.

From my perspective, I was trying to make people think about their own definitions of sexual orientation, and I got called names for it. So yeah, I got cranky, and said some unkind things in return. I apologize to the OP for what he perceives as "hijacking" the thread (that is, trying to discuss something philosophical rather than sexual), and I have already invited him in PM to start a new thread, even by copying the OP here and pasting it, and promised to stay away from it.

I was not the one who started the name calling. Yeah, I reacted to it badly. Silver_eyes, I appreciate the thought and care you put into checking my previous posts and realizing that this was anomalous for me. Like I said, I felt attacked, and attacked in return. Really all I was trying to do was say "hey, all men have a prostate and can enjoy being fucked up the ass, but unless it's a man doing it, how is it gay sex rather than just enjoying your body?" That's all I wanted to say and talk about. Apparently nobody else wants to tackle the philosophical issue inherent in posting a story of man-on-women sex into a GLBT forum.

As for the "you can't ignore me though" jesus christ I was talking about the forum's ignore feature. Somebody quoted the part of the rules that says "the forum creators have put an ignore feature there for you" and I was saying that moderators cannot be put onto ignore lists (apparently also by design of the software creators). It wasn't a threat, I was suggesting you TRY IT and see what you got. (Answer: a message telling you that you can't.)

I apologize to anyone who felt offended by my angry comments, which were an inappropriate response to the attacks I felt I had received.

[John Doe]

Originally Posted by Etoile

Being attacked makes me feel cranky. [snip]

You're cute when you're cranky.

[cumuncut]

very hot story no matter what section it belongs in. I hope to replicate it with my lady!

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by Etoile

I apologize to anyone who felt offended by my angry comments, which were an inappropriate response to the attacks I felt I had received.

Horseshit! You have NOTHING to apologize for. If it quacks it's a duck... In this case he/they ARE asswipes. You asked a question and he/they responded with a bunch of snarky bullshit. You as a person AND as a mod are completely in your rights for calling him/them on it.

P.S. I have been bouncing around internet boards for almost ten years now and you ARE a good - strike that - GREAT Moderator. If they have a problem let them take it up with Kitty Mama!

[Shadowann2]

I have to say I'm really disappointed in the turn this thread has taken. I think if Etoile wanted to start a philosophical discussion on what is gay and what isn't, then she should have started a new thread, and not hijacked someone else's thread with it.

I am really disappointed by the fact that she threw her role as a moderator up.

Originally Posted by Etoile

"You can't ignore me, though - feel free to try and see what you get."

That comes across as a self-important person on a power trip. A moderator shouldn't use their inability to be ignored to bully other posters. Taunting us with the fact that we are forced to see your posts, no matter how much we don't want to, is an abuse of power.

[Recidiva]

...I wore pants once.

I must be gay.

Embrace me, rainbow sisters and brothers!