Old 10-30-2009, 08:11 AM   #1
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:15 AM   #2
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:02 AM   #3
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:18 AM   #4
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you're dehydrated. go drink some fucking water, take some ibuprofen and quit whining like a little bitch.
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:22 AM   #5
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you're dehydrated. go drink some fucking water, take some ibuprofen and quit whining like a little bitch.
I've drunk loads of fluids and I'm allergic to ibuprofen.

and I am a little bitch.
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:26 AM   #6
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i said water, not fluids. coffee and tea don't count. neither does more booze. try that clear stuff that comes out of the faucet. for some reason your body likes that shit. no idea why.

and use your brain to replace ibuprofen with an anti-inflammatory that you are not allergic to. it's not that hard. just be happy i don't live with you. right now i'd be blasting metal machine music just to drive to edge of sanity.
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:28 AM   #7
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i said water, not fluids. coffee and tea don't count. neither does more booze. try that clear stuff that comes out of the faucet. for some reason your body likes that shit. no idea why.

and use your brain to replace ibuprofen with an anti-inflammatory that you are not allergic to. it's not that hard. just be happy i don't live with you. right now i'd be blasting metal machine music just to drive to edge of sanity.
mr trb is practicing his guitar.

and don't drink water. fish fuck in it.
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:29 AM   #8
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Yep, water helps a lot. Juice works good, too and vitamin B is big. Get it in you and you'll feel better. Not 100% because you still gotta pay for what you did but it won't be nearly as bad.
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:30 AM   #9
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If you hate water, put some lemon or lime in it, good for vitamin C, or even a piece of orange rind.

The real way to do it is to drink lots of water along with the alkie, but too late for that.
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Yep, water helps a lot. Juice works good, too and vitamin B is big. Get it in you and you'll feel better. Not 100% because you still gotta pay for what you did but it won't be nearly as bad.
ugh... have to take the brat into town now... I'll get juiced up...
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:41 AM   #11
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:48 AM   #13
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who the hell doesn't like water? it's fucking water. you're made of it. drink it. it's not like it tastes bad. hell, you can even chug it with zero repercussions as long as it's not too cold.
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who the hell doesn't like water? it's fucking water. you're made of it. drink it. it's not like it tastes bad. hell, you can even chug it with zero repercussions as long as it's not too cold.
Maybe they have funky water in England. Probably tastes like spotted dick or blood pudding or something.
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A bit of sugar can help. The liver quits processing it when you're drunk, because it's busy. :P
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Maybe they have funky water in England. Probably tastes like spotted dick or blood pudding or something.
mmm, sausage flavored water.
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The champagne truffles seem to behelping but I may get a pasty in the next supermarket.

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I hope that doesn't make us ghay.
Some tea is probably worse for you than red wine. Just sayin'.
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I hope that doesn't make us ghay.
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