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10-30-2009, 08:11 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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hangover
it won't go away. I can't get out of bed. and i can't go back to sleep.
people need to post sexy pictures of themselves in here.
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10-30-2009, 08:15 AM
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Loves Spam
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Go brush your teeth.
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10-30-2009, 09:02 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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you are all crap. now you made me get up! 
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10-30-2009, 09:18 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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you're dehydrated. go drink some fucking water, take some ibuprofen and quit whining like a little bitch.
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10-30-2009, 09:22 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointless
you're dehydrated. go drink some fucking water, take some ibuprofen and quit whining like a little bitch.
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I've drunk loads of fluids and I'm allergic to ibuprofen.
and I am a little bitch.
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10-30-2009, 09:26 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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i said water, not fluids. coffee and tea don't count. neither does more booze. try that clear stuff that comes out of the faucet. for some reason your body likes that shit. no idea why.
and use your brain to replace ibuprofen with an anti-inflammatory that you are not allergic to. it's not that hard. just be happy i don't live with you. right now i'd be blasting metal machine music just to drive to edge of sanity.
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10-30-2009, 09:28 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointless
i said water, not fluids. coffee and tea don't count. neither does more booze. try that clear stuff that comes out of the faucet. for some reason your body likes that shit. no idea why.
and use your brain to replace ibuprofen with an anti-inflammatory that you are not allergic to. it's not that hard. just be happy i don't live with you. right now i'd be blasting metal machine music just to drive to edge of sanity.
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mr trb is practicing his guitar.
and don't drink water. fish fuck in it.
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10-30-2009, 09:29 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Yep, water helps a lot. Juice works good, too and vitamin B is big. Get it in you and you'll feel better. Not 100% because you still gotta pay for what you did but it won't be nearly as bad.
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10-30-2009, 09:30 AM
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If you hate water, put some lemon or lime in it, good for vitamin C, or even a piece of orange rind.
The real way to do it is to drink lots of water along with the alkie, but too late for that.
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10-30-2009, 09:30 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Yep, water helps a lot. Juice works good, too and vitamin B is big. Get it in you and you'll feel better. Not 100% because you still gotta pay for what you did but it won't be nearly as bad.
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ugh... have to take the brat into town now... I'll get juiced up...
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10-30-2009, 09:41 AM
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Now read on. Dot Dot Dot
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The only way to get through half-term
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10-30-2009, 09:46 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I got high. I couldn't function well enough when I was drunk.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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10-30-2009, 09:48 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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who the hell doesn't like water? it's fucking water. you're made of it. drink it. it's not like it tastes bad. hell, you can even chug it with zero repercussions as long as it's not too cold.
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10-30-2009, 09:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointless
who the hell doesn't like water? it's fucking water. you're made of it. drink it. it's not like it tastes bad. hell, you can even chug it with zero repercussions as long as it's not too cold.
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Maybe they have funky water in England. Probably tastes like spotted dick or blood pudding or something.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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10-30-2009, 09:54 AM
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Bite me, Alex
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A bit of sugar can help. The liver quits processing it when you're drunk, because it's busy. :P
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10-30-2009, 10:04 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Maybe they have funky water in England. Probably tastes like spotted dick or blood pudding or something.
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mmm, sausage flavored water.
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10-30-2009, 10:10 AM
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rendered helpless
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Ginger Ale~Nods~
The Trick Is Getting It Without Moving
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La La La La I Love Beer!
~Dances And Pounds Feet Into Floor~
La La La I Like Beer!
Hey Kybele You Sexay Redhead Babe!
It's My Anniversary Today! 11 Years, Eh!
I Wish You A Better Feeling Head 
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10-30-2009, 10:24 AM
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Huanctastic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RudeNastyAssBitch
Ginger Ale~Nods~
The Trick Is Getting It Without Moving
~Screams Loudly~
La La La La I Love Beer!
~Dances And Pounds Feet Into Floor~
La La La I Like Beer!
Hey Kybele You Sexay Redhead Babe!
It's My Anniversary Today! 11 Years, Eh!
I Wish You A Better Feeling Head 
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Happy Anniversary, hottie 
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Beautiful corndog...
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10-30-2009, 10:46 AM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RudeNastyAssBitch
Ginger Ale~Nods~
The Trick Is Getting It Without Moving
~Screams Loudly~
La La La La I Love Beer!
~Dances And Pounds Feet Into Floor~
La La La I Like Beer!
Hey Kybele You Sexay Redhead Babe!
It's My Anniversary Today! 11 Years, Eh!
I Wish You A Better Feeling Head 
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Happianiversary baby!
The champagne truffles seem to behelping but I may get a pasty in the next supermarket.
In otherr news it seems I really fucked off one of the norwegians last night. I was drunk so can't remember what I said but I now have to send a grovelly email of apology.
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10-30-2009, 10:47 AM
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Celibate
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Drinking is bad for you.
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10-30-2009, 10:48 AM
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what's new, fuck bubble?
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Red wine 
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10-30-2009, 10:49 AM
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Celibate
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Red wine 
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I'll buy you a glass of wine, but I'll have tea.
I hope that doesn't make us ghay.
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10-30-2009, 10:51 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
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I'll buy you a glass of wine, but I'll have tea.
I hope that doesn't make us ghay.
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Some tea is probably worse for you than red wine. Just sayin'.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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10-30-2009, 10:53 AM
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what's new, fuck bubble?
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Quote:
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I'll buy you a glass of wine, but I'll have tea.
I hope that doesn't make us ghay.
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Shots and beers.
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What words for what then? None for what then. No words for what when words gone. For what when nohow on. Somehow nohow on. Samuel Beckett Worstward Ho
There is yet one man by whom we may enquire of the LORD; but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me; but always evil.
-2 Chron. 18-7
a suckubus collects semen from sleeping men
"I'm a CERTIFIED LATE NIGHT TECHNICIAN AT DOING ALL KINDS OF MAJOR AND MINOR WORK, VALVES BEING ADJUSTED AND TORQUING DOWN YOUR ROCKERS TO GET YOUR PISTON & RODS STROKING LIKE A BIG BLOCK 426 HEMI MOTOR!!!"-Big Busty Vanessa
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10-30-2009, 10:55 AM
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Now read on. Dot Dot Dot
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Poofs. Straight heroin and a good snort of tooth-powder
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