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10-27-2009, 10:31 AM
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Stud Muffin
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A fact 99% of men don't know
Women have difficulty wiping thier assholes and cunts.
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10-27-2009, 10:32 AM
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A fact everyone but you knows...you're a fucking idiot.
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10-27-2009, 11:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Songcatcher
Women have difficulty wiping thier assholes and cunts.
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10-28-2009, 03:19 AM
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It's a fact that 99% of men are cunts and arseholes. I'm guessing your in the majority.
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Tell me who you hate and I'll tell you who you are.
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10-28-2009, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Veryknowing
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10-28-2009, 09:00 AM
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Won't Play
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I always thought it was boys who lacked toilet training.
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10-28-2009, 09:02 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Songcatcher
Women have difficulty wiping thier assholes and cunts.
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That's bullshit, we'd sure as hell know if they were going back to front. 
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
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"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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10-28-2009, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by vetteman
That's bullshit, we'd sure as hell know if they were going back to front. |
Songcatcher just got a job in a nursing home and thinks it the world. |
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10-28-2009, 09:09 AM
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Stud Muffin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vetteman
That's bullshit, we'd sure as hell know if they were going back to front. |
I blame women for Amazonian deforestation. |
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10-28-2009, 09:10 AM
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Quote:
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I blame women for Amazonian deforestation.
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^^^^^^^^
I blame public education. 
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It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
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10-28-2009, 09:11 AM
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Huanctastic
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Nope, that's just your wife.
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Beautiful corndog...
in your butthole
tastes so good
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10-28-2009, 09:13 AM
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Celibate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim
^^^^^^^^
I blame public education. |
How's that clip-on tie working for ya? |
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10-28-2009, 09:21 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Songcatcher
I blame women for Amazonian deforestation.
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17,000 years ago there wasn't any Amazon forest, that must have been when they learned how to wipe. 
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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10-28-2009, 09:24 AM
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Stud Muffin
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Maybe global women should pay carbon tax?
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10-28-2009, 09:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
How's that clip-on tie working for ya?
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I'm done with that stint.
Keeps my dry cleaning bill low.
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It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
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10-28-2009, 09:42 AM
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Celibate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim
I'm done with that stint.
Keeps my dry cleaning bill low. |
You retired again? |
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10-28-2009, 09:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
You retired again?
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Yes.
Like my women, I like a job that is flexible.
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It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
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10-28-2009, 09:49 AM
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There Can Be Only One
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kamuikamui
How do you use it?
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Print out these instructions for using a bidet:
How to use a bidet.
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I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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10-28-2009, 09:58 AM
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chillin
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Well, songcatcher, almost a full page on that lure.
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10-28-2009, 09:59 AM
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Ohooooooooooooooooooooooh
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10-28-2009, 10:05 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Just another sex toy.
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It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
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10-28-2009, 10:17 AM
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Stud Muffin
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Just another sex toy. |
Your sig-line says: It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
I think it's cool. |
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10-28-2009, 10:39 AM
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Literotica Guru
KRCummings is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jomar
Well, songcatcher, almost a full page on that lure.
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Is a full page of being called an idiot really any kind of goal?
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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10-28-2009, 01:40 PM
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There Can Be Only One
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How about a thread about guys not wiping their weiners and dribbling pee on their unders.
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I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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10-28-2009, 01:41 PM
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강타. 당신은 죽다
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Songcatcher
Your sig-line says: It's better to burn out, than to fade away...
I think it's cool.
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Nirvana, dude ^.~.
Sorry. Nirvana's one of my all-time fav bands. I'd be shot if I didn't know that quote.
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Noone mentioned LadyReiha. This thread is officially moot.
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Reason: ** I forgot, it's also a lyric that Neil Young sings too**
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