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Old 10-27-2009, 03:49 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:28 AM   #7
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this is my butt plug

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this is my butt plug

wow. those are actually a seriously good idea. better than viper hair stix
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they don't make them anymore. they were a hair stick which was effectively like a mini sword stick... the sheath was in your hair and if you pulled on the handle bit it was a sharp spike on the end. they looked like this...
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they don't make them anymore. they were a hair stick which was effectively like a mini sword stick... the sheath was in your hair and if you pulled on the handle bit it was a sharp spike on the end. they looked like this...
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I ordered one but he said he had to stop making them
Its a hat pin. Women haven't worn them in everyday use for about 80 years.
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I ordered one but he said he had to stop making them
i've posted my evil, 6'' hair spike every day since i bought it this summer.
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