ever wake up on a bear?

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 10:47 AM

those plastic noses can really hurt your cunty bits!

islandman · 10-26-2009, 10:49 AM

The dead kind lying in front of a fireplace? Sure.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 10:51 AM

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The dead kind lying in front of a fireplace? Sure.

they have plastic noses too?

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kybele

they have plastic noses too?

You stuck his nose in your cunt?

Toy molester.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Corruptible

You stuck his nose in your cunt?

Toy molester.

I have no idea how it got there, hossifer!

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 11:05 AM

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I have no idea how it got there, hossifer!

They look related... so I'm sure the bear is to blame.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 11:09 AM

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They look related... so I'm sure the bear is to blame.

I've woken up with smaller...

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 11:14 AM

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I've woken up with smaller...

It's not even bragging to say I always wake up with something quite a bit bigger.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 11:18 AM

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It's not even bragging to say I always wake up with something quite a bit bigger.

yes, yes we've all seen it before!

naughtycakes · 10-26-2009, 11:19 AM

Pretty much every day for six years

He was 6'3", a very hairy Spaniard, Jode!

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 11:21 AM

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Pretty much every day for six years

He was 6'3", a very hairy Spaniard, Jode!

pics with face obscured will do!

this parody thread could take a good turn!

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 11:28 AM

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yes, yes we've all seen it before!

Uhhh.

I need to delete those pictures right about now. It's shy and stuff.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 11:36 AM

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Uhhh.

I need to delete those pictures right about now. It's shy and stuff.

you are up there with dolf as far as attention whoredom goes, and that, my dear, is no bad thing!

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 11:56 AM

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you are up there with dolf as far as attention whoredom goes, and that, my dear, is no bad thing!

I tend to take pictures in ways that hide my cock. It's not usually tasteful to show it, unless I want something more raw with a picture. Outright cock shots are rarer still, unless I actually manage some artistic quality to the picture, so that it's not "just another cock".

You reminded me that I did have a couple of pictures still floating around that show my cock, and I don't like showing it indefinitely.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Corruptible

I tend to take pictures in ways that hide my cock. It's not usually tasteful to show it, unless I want something more raw with a picture. Outright cock shots are rarer still, unless I actually manage some artistic quality to the picture, so that it's not "just another cock".

You reminded me that I did have a couple of pictures still floating around that show my cock, and I don't like showing it indefinitely.

usually just rotating and saving the image file in whichever host you use is sufficient. saves hunting them down through lit and sorts out any quoting.

islandman · 10-26-2009, 12:03 PM

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they have plastic noses too?

Weirdo girl.

Corruptible · 10-26-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kybele

usually just rotating and saving the image file in whichever host you use is sufficient. saves hunting them down through lit and sorts out any quoting.

I use flickr.

They can be quoted to hell and back and not stay if I don't want them to.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 12:09 PM

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Weirdo girl.

I'm more vanilla than haagen daas

islandman · 10-26-2009, 12:10 PM

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I'm more vanilla than haagen daas

Steel hook in the ass says you're more dulce de leche.

Kybele · 10-26-2009, 12:11 PM

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Steel hook in the ass says you're more dulce de leche.

mmmmmm... i haven't had that in an age! best stuff for licking off bits...

islandman · 10-26-2009, 12:13 PM

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mmmmmm... i haven't had that in an age! best stuff for licking off bits...

Easy, girl. I've got studying to do and thoughts of things being licked off of bits isn't going to help me concentrate.

chipbutty · 10-26-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Corruptible

I tend to take pictures in ways that hide my cock. It's not usually tasteful to show it, unless I want something more raw with a picture. Outright cock shots are rarer still, unless I actually manage some artistic quality to the picture, so that it's not "just another cock".

You reminded me that I did have a couple of pictures still floating around that show my cock, and I don't like showing it indefinitely.

yours could never be 'just another ...'

there's artistry in your veins

IrezumiKiss · 10-26-2009, 03:24 PM

For a split second, I thought you were talking about this kinda bear...

Shadowann2 · 10-26-2009, 04:13 PM

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For a split second, I thought you were talking about this kinda bear...

Ugh! Where did you dig that guy up? That's TOO big for my taste!

Peregrinator · 10-26-2009, 04:15 PM

Did you ever sleep in a bear pit
With apple cores and mice along
Did you ever lay on ice and grit
Or search for a place where the wind was gone

Did you ever tramp up endless hills
Past cosy homes with secret beds
Did you ever dream of a suicide pill
And wake up cold to the smell of bread

Well I have slept there badly twice
And shared my straw with scratchin mice
Although you'll find some deep brown hair
I'll tell you something for nothing
There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)
Not a single bear in there (cache cache)

Did you ever have to make a draw
For a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone
Did you ever jemmy a stable door
Or scare the horse to escape the snow

Did you ever invade a neat little yard
Wake up the kids who hope for ghosts
Did you ever cause their dogs to bark
Their guests to curse their noisy hosts

Don't jump in expectin fun
Don't swagger in there with your elephant gun
Don't enter the cage with wavin chairs
Cos I'll tell you something for nothing
There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)
Not a single bear in there (cache cache)

Did you ever pass the police at work
And hope that they might take you in
Did you ever wonder why music hurts
When someone plays it aloof to sin
Did you ever believe that a smile could cure
A happy face keep you warm at night?
Were you ever fooled by laughters lure
Only to find that they laughed in spite?

Chorus: (as above)

Did you ever finally find a place
A soft warm bed in a room of flowers
And when you finally laid down your face
You found you slept for a hundred hours
A hundred hours.

There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)