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Old 10-25-2009, 02:33 AM   #1
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Chelsea Handler is a sexy bitch!
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Old 10-25-2009, 02:36 AM   #2
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Old 10-25-2009, 02:39 AM   #3
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I swear every night on the couch she flashes whoever she is interviewing. She's all kinds of exhibitionist.
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Old 10-25-2009, 02:41 AM   #4
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I swear every night on the couch she flashes whoever she is interviewing. She's all kinds of exhibitionist.
Which one is she? The cute one on the left or the horsey looking one on the right?
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Old 10-25-2009, 02:46 AM   #5
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The horsey.

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She's dating the CEO of Comcast.
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Old 10-25-2009, 03:37 AM   #6
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Old 10-25-2009, 06:39 AM   #7
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Old 10-25-2009, 06:41 AM   #8
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Old 10-25-2009, 03:06 PM   #9
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The horsey.

Giddyup!

She's dating the CEO of Comcast.
You forgot to put "dating" in quotation marks. A "date" is probably what she asked him if he was looking for as he stopped for a traffic light.
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Old 10-25-2009, 05:56 PM   #10
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Old 10-25-2009, 06:15 PM   #11
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Agreed. She should take them off.
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Old 10-25-2009, 06:20 PM   #12
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I dunno how much of it is hyperbole for the sake of making it amusing, but apparently she thinks her pussy is too small for a black cock cuz she turned this one dude away after they were about to get busy. Fuuuuck that noise. If I ever got naked with her, I'd split her cookie until it turned hot red.

Update: Oh yeah, honey would definitely get her shit tore up.

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