Old 10-23-2009, 08:56 AM   #1
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Sometimes I miss the exit

Driving around the beltway surrounding our nation's capitol I sometimes get lost in thought and drive right passed my exit.

That's a bit different then missing the exit for an entire State though when you are driving an airplane.

Actually, I think its funny (disclaimer: glad the plane landed safely, didn't run out of gas, and didn't end up in Canada), because you can just imagine the crew wondering how that were going to explain this fuck up to the boss.
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:00 AM   #2
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Driving around the beltway surrounding our nation's capitol I sometimes get lost in thought and drive right passed my exit.

That's a bit different then missing the exit for an entire State though when you are driving an airplane.

Actually, I think its funny (disclaimer: glad the plane landed safely, didn't run out of gas, and didn't end up in Canada), because you can just imagine the crew wondering how that were going to explain this fuck up to the boss.
LT will claim the pilots only earned minimum wage, thus the cause.


I've been to Landover before and had to ride that "beltway".
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:01 AM   #3
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LT will claim the pilots only earned minimum wage, thus the cause.


I've been to Landover before and had to ride that "beltway".
There's always another exit.
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:07 AM   #4
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I thought this topic would take flight
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:14 AM   #5
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:09 AM   #6
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At least they weren't texting.

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Old 10-23-2009, 11:16 AM   #7
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a pilot missed his turnoff?

were you on board?

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The whole story is kinda funny. I'm sure the passengers don't find it funny and right now the pilots are wondering if they'll ever fly again but still, they missed the fucking airport. How can you do that even in your sleep?
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The whole story is kinda funny. I'm sure the passengers don't find it funny and right now the pilots are wondering if they'll ever fly again but still, they missed the fucking airport. How can you do that even in your sleep?
In all fairness, it's probably hard to see that tiny airport from 35,000 feet.
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In all fairness, it's probably hard to see that tiny airport from 35,000 feet.
Doesn't the autopilot set off an alarm? I always thought it did. And how can two pilots make the same fuck up? It's a really weird story. I can't wait to find out what actually happened.
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Doesn't the autopilot set off an alarm? I always thought it did. And how can two pilots make the same fuck up? It's a really weird story. I can't wait to find out what actually happened.
Didn't the Stewardess knock on the door and say, "Ummm, excuse me Captain, but we were supposed to land an hour ago."
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Didn't the Stewardess knock on the door and say, "Ummm, excuse me Captain, but we were supposed to land an hour ago."
Maybe both pilots were enjoying the stewardess. I don't know. It's all kinds of fucked up. Funny though.
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The TV news just showed some video clips and a map showing the route he had taken.
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Maybe both pilots were enjoying the stewardess. I don't know. It's all kinds of fucked up. Funny though.
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Your average Boeing 737-300 passenger airliner will travel at around 500MPH at cruising altitude.
Wouldn't take too long to clip 150 miles, maybe a quick nod. I drove around the Washington belt way once and never figured how I did it.

Aren't there more than pilot and co-pilot in the cabin? like Navigator or something? Just wondering?
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this was so not the exit I thought he was going to be talking about.
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this was so not the exit I thought he was going to be talking about.
I believe that's more properly known as the "dismount."



















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Something similar to this happened many years ago in Wyoming.

A Frontier Airlines (I believe) 737 headed for the commercial airport in Sheridan, WY landed short -- about 60 miles short -- at a general aviation airport in Buffalo, WY. You can look on Mapquest and see how the two runways are on almost the exact same compass heading. Still.....

Passengers completed their travel by bus.

Frontier brought in a new crew to get the plane airborne (no small feat itself) off the teeny, tiny runway in Buffalo. Gee, I wonder why?
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:20 PM   #22
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Maybe both pilots were enjoying the stewardess. I don't know. It's all kinds of fucked up. Funny though.
That was my first thought!

but, the capt and 1st officer might have been involved......
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