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Old 10-21-2009, 11:37 AM   #2
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I love creamed chipped beef.

Yummy, yummy, yummy!



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you'd not be mistaken. someone told me to start a thread with that title and wait for all the military types to come out of the woodwork ... and since I'm a fan of uniforms and have a warm spot for soldierly types it was a no-brainer

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I love creamed chipped beef.

Yummy, yummy, yummy!



hello but that looks revolting. I'm sure it tastes lovely though.
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Nope, its not something thats made the journey from the US to the UK like MacDonalds...
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you'd not be mistaken. someone told me to start a thread with that title and wait for all the military types to come out of the woodwork ... and since I'm a fan of uniforms and have a warm spot for soldierly types it was a no-brainer


hello but that looks revolting. I'm sure it tastes lovely though.
It tastes pretty much the way it looks.

I have boots on, does that count as "uniform"?
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it smells as bad as it looks, so i never got as far as tasting it.
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Nope, its not something thats made the journey from the US to the UK like MacDonalds...
Serve beans on toast to an American, and he'll probably want to call it "shit on a shingle".

In my parent's house, it was politely called "S.O.S."

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hello but that looks revolting. I'm sure it tastes lovely though.
SOS is one of the meals that can be cooked to feed a hundred or so from one big pot. The taste varies because every cook has his own gravy recipe.

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Nope, its not something thats made the journey from the US to the UK like MacDonalds...
... which is a bit difficult to understand as it's nothing more than thin slices of chipped beef, cream and wheat flour laid on a bed of toasted rye bread— all of which would seem perfectly attuned with John Bull's palate. It would seem a near perfect alternative for a nation that appears content to eat Shepherd's Pie thrice daily.

Then again, there is the oxymoron: "English food." I am not going to breach the subject of the national dish of the Scots.

There was a time when I had my doubts about Yorkshire pudding; those doubts ended promptly with my first taste.

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In my parent's house, it was politely called "S.O.S."


Proof if it were ever needed that Americans are a very strange bunch...
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Ha. Heard it somewhere (how's that for backing up my claim?) that something like 90% of the worlds canned baked beans are consumed in the UK.

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This thread is about freaking shit on a shingle. Not about some bullshit beans and bread.
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they looked just the same
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... which is a bit difficult to understand as it's nothing more than thin slices of chipped beef, cream and wheat flour laid on a bed of toasted rye bread— all of which would seem perfectly attuned with John Bull's palate. It would seem a near perfect alternative for a nation that appears content to eat Shepherd's Pie thrice daily.

Then again, there is the oxymoron: "English food." I am not going to breach the subject of the national dish of the Scots.

There was a time when I had my doubts about Yorkshire pudding; those doubts ended promptly with my first taste.


The only question I have is, what is chipped beef?
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I know, right? What the fuck is up with the green font?
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