Describe you worst fuck ever.

[vrosej10]

Following on from Blunty's hilarious thread, I wanna hear about those roots so dead you went to sleep during or nearly died of boredom.

Mine was actually an egomaniacal guy who turned out to have a 2inch penis and psychotic tendencies. In spite of me holding my tongue about his lap pinky, he still tried to kill me with a big hunk of wood post game. He was a nutty.

[JackAssJim]

Aussie sex can be terminal.

[vrosej10]

Originally Posted by JackAssJim

Aussie sex can be terminal.

Most Aussie guys are cool and make an effort to please; I suppose that's the same everywhere. This guy was six kinds of nuts.

[JackAssJim]

Six nutted Aussie men are especially violent up until orgasm. Some have been known to hold on for up to 2 miles whilst ass raping full grown male roos.

[blunt_trauma]

all the sex where i wasn't allowed to draw blood.

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

So, my boss jumps on top of me, grins, says here's your raise, and proceeds to dry hump me to the point of chaffing...




Two weeks later, he laid me off.






Worst

Sex

Ever

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[Bert Notorius]

I've had pretty good luck so far.

[pointless]

If you’re tired of the big so so
Get yourself into some self control
Play the game by putting on the brakes
Slow down and make less mistakes
Nobody lingers like your hands on my heart
Nobody figures like you figured me out
I would be lying if I didn't say to you
No one comes close don't worry you got it!
(There's fire if you want it let me know,
I'm sick and I'm tired of letting go)
The way I feel when you call my name
Makes me go crazy to sane
The way I feel when you’re close to me
Finally not drifting out to sea
Come on now I wish you would
I’m the one who makes you feel good
Never mind those things they say
They don’t know it but I’m here to stay