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Old 10-19-2009, 06:26 AM   #1
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Say what you will about Mexican drug lords

But they sure know how to pimp it up.

http://funnywebplanet.com/property-c...rug-lords.html

Anybody want a golden Uzi?
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Old 10-19-2009, 09:17 AM   #2
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But they sure know how to pimp it up.

http://funnywebplanet.com/property-c...rug-lords.html

Anybody want a golden Uzi?
Who would want an oozy, golden or otherwise?

Good link.
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Old 10-19-2009, 09:32 AM   #3
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Wow that was...interesting. *L*
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But they sure know how to pimp it up.

http://funnywebplanet.com/property-c...rug-lords.html

Anybody want a golden Uzi?
no, but the government .38 would go down well. . . .
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:35 AM   #5
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Sigh. Inferiority complexes are such sad things.
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:37 AM   #6
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Sigh. Inferiority complexes are such sad things.
Indeed. Did we notice the very phallic shapes of the fake stalactites in the fake cave Jacuzzi?
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:57 AM   #8
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The noveau riche must be gauche, I guess, no matter what their source of money.
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:24 PM   #9
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The noveau riche must be gauche, I guess, no matter what their source of money.
Actually, it's not some much a matter of noveau riche, but more of a matter of survival in an environment. In the kind of environment in which the Mexican drug lords live, there are two key items for a man: front and rep. Front requires a flashy display of money. Taste is not a factor, only flash. Rep is even more important. A true drug kingpin must have the rep of one who will mercilessly sentence anyone who opposes him to death, or worse.

The gold gun combines front and rep. "I'll kill anyone who opposes me, and I do so with such frequency that I use a gold gun, to show my style."
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:30 PM   #10
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Fuck a Golden Uzi, I want the fake cave Jacuzzi with the phallic stalactites.
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