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10-19-2009, 01:41 AM
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Karen Kraft is offline
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What kind of snack is this?
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10-19-2009, 01:46 AM
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A broken one?
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10-19-2009, 01:48 AM
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It almost looks like Twinkie.
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10-19-2009, 01:50 AM
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The latest in a fine new array of Kraft savory snack selections!
It is a soft bagel but with a cream cheese filling.
Yummmm..... buy some today!
If your grocer doesn't carry this item, be sure to ask him/her to do so.
Thank you.
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10-19-2009, 01:53 AM
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Cocksnail!
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The kind which have fruit pie filling and cream cheese as two separate layers are better than the kind which have fruit-flavored cream cheese. My housemate and I like the cherry, strawberry, and apple varieties best.
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I was wondering why I was having trouble getting inspired to continue and erotic story I've been working on. Then I noticed my shampoo bottle said: "Herbal Essences Drama Clean: I'm so good I'll put clean thoughts in your head!" And I thought well, clearly I need to get some new shampoo if this one's washing away all my nice dirty thoughts!
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10-19-2009, 01:54 AM
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Kraft...what will they think of next? None for me thanks. Cream cheese is the devils seed!
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10-19-2009, 01:58 AM
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Oh, that's easy, it's a toasty warm bagel, and creamy Philadelphia cream cheese..... ALL in one.......... 
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10-19-2009, 02:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shane_30
Kraft...what will they think of next? None for me thanks. Cream cheese is the devils seed!
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Philadelphia Brand Cream Cheese is healthy and wholesome.
It is a Kraft product and is good for you!
I eat a lot of Kraft products and I am healthy as can be!
Yummmm !!!!

This is how KRAFT is spelled in Pingo-Pango lingo.
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10-19-2009, 02:18 AM
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That stuff is about one molecule from being plastic!
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10-19-2009, 02:38 AM
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Cocksnail!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shane_30
Kraft...what will they think of next? None for me thanks. Cream cheese is the devils seed!
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 Heresy! I adore cream cheese. It's wonderful in cheese cake, chocolate icing, chicken spread, and omelets, and on bagels and crackers with or without jelly. Amusing that you complain about it as if it were something new though; cream cheese was invented around 1850 and in its modern form by 1872. (Yes I looked it up.  )
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I was wondering why I was having trouble getting inspired to continue and erotic story I've been working on. Then I noticed my shampoo bottle said: "Herbal Essences Drama Clean: I'm so good I'll put clean thoughts in your head!" And I thought well, clearly I need to get some new shampoo if this one's washing away all my nice dirty thoughts!
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10-19-2009, 03:05 AM
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lol...Ok, I'm not complaining about cream cheese like it just came out. Just saying I don't like it is all. I think my dislike stems from some ruined, possibly rotted cream cheese I met with once? Havent liked it since.
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10-19-2009, 03:14 AM
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Cocksnail!
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It's certainly true that cream cheese spoils easily. It can't be left unrefrigerated for more than a few hours, unless there's ice beneath the dish keeping it cool or something. Yet you often see people put it out on a bagel or hors d'oeuvres bar in a warm room and leave it there all day, ew.
Some people also find cream cheese (especially in cheesecake) to be difficult to digest, due to the high fat content. And the low fat kind tastes like crap.
But I really think fresh cold original philly cream cheese on a toasty warm bagel is wonderful, or if you want a sweeter treat add a layer of your favorite jelly/jam/marmelade on top of the cream cheese (raspberry works very well).
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I was wondering why I was having trouble getting inspired to continue and erotic story I've been working on. Then I noticed my shampoo bottle said: "Herbal Essences Drama Clean: I'm so good I'll put clean thoughts in your head!" And I thought well, clearly I need to get some new shampoo if this one's washing away all my nice dirty thoughts!
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