Old 10-18-2009, 04:20 PM   #1
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:34 PM   #2
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:39 PM   #3
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I can only listen to Maher for a couple minutes before I want to punch him in the face.
Same here. His smugness defeats an otherwise intelligent perspective. His writers are often good though.
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:54 PM   #4
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:59 PM   #5
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Old 10-18-2009, 05:02 PM   #6
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Old 10-18-2009, 05:27 PM   #7
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Same here. His smugness defeats an otherwise intelligent perspective. His writers are often good though.
"writers..."
why do liberal tv/radio hosts need a staff of writers when Limbaugh,Levin,Savage,et.al don't ?
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:29 PM   #8
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why do liberal tv/radio hosts need a staff of writers when Limbaugh,Levin,Savage,et.al don't ?
It shows in their work.
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:45 PM   #9
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It shows in their work.
Answering him was so ridiculously easy, I didn't wanna touch it.
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Old 10-18-2009, 08:07 PM   #10
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Same here. His smugness defeats an otherwise intelligent perspective. His writers are often good though.
Thirded... often funny stuff, but he's so fucking pleased himself all of the time it's hard to watch.

Frankly I'm surprised he can pull himself away from sucking his own cock long enough to tape the show. I'll bet it takes 4-5 knocks on his dressing room door to get him out and ready to work. .
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Old 10-18-2009, 08:23 PM   #11
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Smug is part of his personae though. He is a political comedian--he picks out a lot of the absurd arguments made by his opposition and picks them apart.
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It shows in their work.
that explains the failure of Air America then
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