Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
"Mom, some weirdo on the internet that wants to stuff a chrome ball and hook up my ass says hello."
"SaintPeter????"
"Yeah. Who else?"
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"Ay dios mio! Naughty mi mija, you
stay away from bad men like him! They will ruin you, use you and turn you into a woman of ill repute! It happened to Dolores down the street! You remember Dolores, don't you? The one with the big heavy
tetas? She used to be a good girl and went to the seminary across town...then she hooked up with some no-goodnik off the internets...now she's doing
semen-aries of a different sort!"
