The Stella-omega Usual Suspect News

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.tampabay.com/news/humanin...rhills/1043273

KINDER-GENTLER NEWS TO ENJOY WITH YOUR STEWED PRUNES AND METAMUCIL.

[Austin8]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

http://www.tampabay.com/news/humanin...rhills/1043273

KINDER-GENTLER NEWS TO ENJOY WITH YOUR STEWED PRUNES AND METAMUCIL.

Ahhh Jim, how thoughtful! The old hens and the Chairwoman will surely enjoy this thread!

[Safe_Bet]

See. This is the only kind of shit that SHOULD be deleted. A thread aimed at a specific individual, that has no other purpose other than to be insulting or hurtful and has no legitimate pertinent AH connection.

It, in my opinion, is in violation of at least two Forum Rules:

5. Do not threaten other users (not only is this a threat towards a specific person is is an actual attack against that person and their freedom to enjoy this site without undue harassment)

9. Flooding the forum with posts, screen-breaking text, or images - or bumping old threads - and/or any non-substantive activity with the intent of disrupting the forum is prohibited.

P.S. I am DAMN tempted to add that the poster is in violation of the "you must be 18 years of age" rule as well!

Reported.

[Austin8]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

See. This is the only kind of shit that SHOULD be deleted. A thread aimed at a specific individual, that has no other purpose other than to be insulting or hurtful and has no legitimate pertinent AH connection.

It, in my opinion, is in violation of at least two Forum Rules:

5. Do not threaten other users (not only is this a threat towards a specific person is is an actual attack against that person and their freedom to enjoy this site without undue harassment)

9. Flooding the forum with posts, screen-breaking text, or images - or bumping old threads - and/or any non-substantive activity with the intent of disrupting the forum is prohibited.

P.S. I am DAMN tempted to add that the poster is in violation of the "you must be 18 years of age" rule as well!

Reported.

1. Do not threaten other users: Nothing threatening in this thread or my post.

2. any non-substantive activity with the intent of disrupting the forum: nothing here disrupting anything on this forum.

I call BullShit on you Safe Bet

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

AUSTIN

It must be the stewed prunes.

[Austin8]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

AUSTIN

It must be the stewed prunes.

Hahaha, workin there magic

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

TODAY'S OFFICAL USUAL SUSPECT LUNCH-TIME SONG

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Bubbaboo ba-bubbaboo ba-boo.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet tweet tweet - my that bird sings sweetly.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Ah, Mimi...c'est magnifique!
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet

[Austin8]

Singing along

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Bubbaboo ba-bubbaboo ba-boo.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet tweet tweet - my that bird sings sweetly.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Ah, Mimi...c'est magnifique!
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet

Come on ladies sing with us!

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We need some volunteers to help keep all the usual suspects clean and spic & span during lunch.

[Austin8]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

We need some volunteers to help keep all the usual suspects clean and spic & span during lunch.

someone's gotta fluff all those crocheted pillows

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We also need a Depends checker. You do it the same as with a smaller cry baby: dip your finger down the crack of the ass and sniff. Like babies Usual Suspects never know when theyre full of crap.

[Austin8]

Jim

You've been around here for a while, what do you think the outcome of this polling for a quiet crotchety A?H will be. I have a feeling this is not the first time it's happened. I predict nothing will happen some will huff up and leave again and then we will be having this issue again next month, I did notice it was a lot more relaxed the last time that some of the cry babies left.

Your thoughts.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

AUSTIN

Its human nature to appreciate brawls and gunfights and car wrecks and fools running naked through school assembly. This crowd wont forfeit the excellent entertainment to appease STELLA and her redecorating; no one likes her all that much. No one likes me, either, but everyone knows I dont whine and dont lift a finger to shut them up. I'm not a florist or decorator.

So! We'll be doing this again next month.

[Austin8]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

AUSTIN

Its human nature to appreciate brawls and gunfights and car wrecks and fools running naked through school assembly. This crowd wont forfeit the excellent entertainment to appease STELLA and her redecorating; no one likes her all that much. No one likes me, either, but everyone knows I dont whine and dont lift a finger to shut them up. I'm not a florist or decorator.

So! We'll be doing this again next month.

True

I think if people would think about your posts in the context of the discussion they would get it.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

AUSTIN

Its human nature to appreciate brawls and gunfights and car wrecks and fools running naked through school assembly. This crowd wont forfeit the excellent entertainment to appease STELLA and her redecorating; no one likes her all that much. No one likes me, either, but everyone knows I dont whine and dont lift a finger to shut them up. I'm not a florist or decorator.

So! We'll be doing this again next month.

Originally Posted by Austin8

True

I think if people would think about your posts in the context of the discussion they would get it.

I love it when one alt talks to another.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Originally Posted by Austin8

True

I think if people would think about your posts in the context of the discussion they would get it.

I've said AH is my lab. I want to know what other writers think of my writing, and so I use posts to get honest responses to ideas I have. I want to learn what engages people and hooks them severely. What gets to them. What makes them uncomfortable. What defeats their poise. And most people accommodate me by how they respond or dont respond.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

I've said AH is my lab. I want to know what other writers think of my writing, and so I use posts to get honest responses to ideas I have. I want to learn what engages people and hooks them severely. What gets to them. What makes them uncomfortable. What defeats their poise. And most people accommodate me by how they respond or dont respond.

That is without a doubt the biggest crock of shit I've heard all week and it's been a bad week.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Originally Posted by TxRad

That is without a doubt the biggest crock of shit I've heard all week and it's been a bad week.

Lotsa rain and potholes in the streets?

You confirm my thesis everytime you crawl in the door.

[lance gt]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

I've said AH is my lab. I want to know what other writers think of my writing, and so I use posts to get honest responses to ideas I have. I want to learn what engages people and hooks them severely. What gets to them. What makes them uncomfortable. What defeats their poise. And most people accommodate me by how they respond or dont respond.

That's why I love ya Jimmy. I've stated enough times I love the banter between us. I never take anything seriously, because I know your just out fishing and having fun. I like to pull on your line and let you think you got a big one on the end and watch you reel in like crazy. It's just human nature to want to do what you do and lots of people take it too personally and get upset about it. You have a rare gift for getting people to open up and let it out of their systems and analyze their behaviours. I've said it before that I would be pissed if they tried to ban you. Your a fucking Icon in here and whether people realize it or not, you bring out what needs to be brought out in people so they FEEL themselves again. We get deadened by our daily lives and you make them get out of their coccoons and express feelings again. People can accuse you of many things, but they can't deny they haven't felt emotional again after reading your posts. I'm probably your biggest fan and that's why I love playing your games. My day isn't complete until you've called me an asshole in as many different ways as you can, and I like to respond and see if I can do it back to you. It's a lesson in human nature you provide us with, regardless if it's crass, cruel, racist or whatever, but it brings out the real person inside and makes them want to scream their re-actions to you. It took me a little while to sort through all the crap, but when I got the big picture of what you were doing, I realized you were a stand alone guy in a room full of people who were losing their identities. Keep it going Jimmy, tell me I'm an asshole and make my day complete.

[Austin8]

Jim

I remember a writerly thread you had, (the title escapes me) but you had some of your writing posted there, I went to find it because I remember reading it and thinking , Hmm, not bad, went back to re-read it but you had deleted it.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LANCE

In graduate school I had a wonderful clinical professor. He knew Martin Luther King and shared a dorm room with the man in college, so we got some dirt not generally known by mere mortals. But Old Fred didnt take any prisoners with clients or trainees.

On one occasion Fred screamed at a weeping woman, STOP! YOURE BORING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND! One of our class had serious brain trauma from a car wreck and couldnt track what clients expressed via body language and nusances of speech, proverbs and metaphors were wasted on him. And one day Fred tells the man, in front of the whole class, BOBBY? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FAILED YOU? Bob says, ABOUT SIX TIMES, And Fred says, YOURE GONNA FAIL AGAIN. YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK TO DO.

His style connected with people at a deep level, and they felt feelings they had no idea existed. Most were unpleasant, of course.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Originally Posted by Austin8

Jim

I remember a writerly thread you had, (the title escapes me) but you had some of your writing posted there, I went to find it because I remember reading it and thinking , Hmm, not bad, went back to re-read it but you had deleted it.

I'm gonna put them on MYSPACE along with my pixtures and shit.

[Stella_Omega]

It's all right, guys. jimmybob is an old miserable alcoholic and will die soon enough.

This is his Great Statement.

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

LANCE

In graduate school I had a wonderful clinical professor. He knew Martin Luther King and shared a dorm room with the man in college, so we got some dirt not generally known by mere mortals. But Old Fred didnt take any prisoners with clients or trainees.

On one occasion Fred screamed at a weeping woman, STOP! YOURE BORING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND! One of our class had serious brain trauma from a car wreck and couldnt track what clients expressed via body language and nusances of speech, proverbs and metaphors were wasted on him. And one day Fred tells the man, in front of the whole class, BOBBY? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FAILED YOU? Bob says, ABOUT SIX TIMES, And Fred says, YOURE GONNA FAIL AGAIN. YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK TO DO.

His style connected with people at a deep level, and they felt feelings they had no idea existed. Most were unpleasant, of course.

Might seem unpleasant, but if you think about it, in the end it's a kindness. Weeds out those who aren't up to the job and wouldn't make it in the long run. Better than a sweet teacher that sets up people for failure.

[lance gt]

Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

LANCE

In graduate school I had a wonderful clinical professor. He knew Martin Luther King and shared a dorm room with the man in college, so we got some dirt not generally known by mere mortals. But Old Fred didnt take any prisoners with clients or trainees.

On one occasion Fred screamed at a weeping woman, STOP! YOURE BORING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND! One of our class had serious brain trauma from a car wreck and couldnt track what clients expressed via body language and nusances of speech, proverbs and metaphors were wasted on him. And one day Fred tells the man, in front of the whole class, BOBBY? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FAILED YOU? Bob says, ABOUT SIX TIMES, And Fred says, YOURE GONNA FAIL AGAIN. YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK TO DO.

His style connected with people at a deep level, and they felt feelings they had no idea existed. Most were unpleasant, of course.

Exactly Amigo, I couldn't understand at first why you were always flaming people on their posts and contradicting them. I thought you were just an asshole out to make life more miserable because you has a shitty life. Once I saw a pattern emerge and started putting it all together, that's when I started getting into it with you and enjoying what you were doing. I could see that it was the ones you were sniping at that were getting riled up, but weren't discovering what it was you brought out of them. My psychology professor said lots of strange things about human behaviour that didn't make sense to us then, but now that I see and understand what you've been doing, I bow to your magnificence. You have it figured out and if others would stop taking things personally and get a grip on the reality of what you're doing, they'd understand themselves way better than they are now. Those that persist in saying you're nothing but a spiteful, racist bastard, or such, haven't got it yet. This room would just hum along nicely if they could understand what it is you've been doing here. Thanks Jimmy, I get it and owe you a vote of thanks.