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Old 10-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #1
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Bush Bust over. Obama Boom Starting !!!!

A year ago today, we saw the irresponsible oil-soaked cowboy in the White House tank our economy by spending trillions and trillions of dollars (that we did not have) on murdering innocent civilians over in those killing fields of Iraq and Afghanistan. Thank God that stopped !!!!

But today, thanks to the wise? nay, DIVINE economic ingenuity of our world-recognized peace-maker, who merely takes a couple of bucks from the lazy, bloated, antiquated lard-assed non-productive and greedy few wealth-hoarders here and there to fund enough surplus that everyone can participate in a fully recovered economy. Yes, He has completely FIXED the stupid cowboy's economic disaster. It is nothing short of a miracle.

With the Dow (NYSE DOW Industrial Average market indicator) closing over 10,000 for the first time in the year, we can all sigh that long-awaited sigh of relief. We are now officially out of the woods.

In fact, everyone who is smart enough to see that the Bush Recession is now been completely bitch-slapped by the Obama Booming-Bull-Market, should now go out and purchase stock -- any stock (equity shares of stock in publicly traded companies). If you buy on margin, you can control so many more shares and get a HUGE return on your investment.

Think how your retirement fund and your kids' college funds will benefit from being sextupled or even septupled in this just-starting Super-Bull Market cycle. Yeah, now is not the time to sit on the sidelines and be pessimistic. Now is the time to join in and fully participate in the largest peacetime stock market expansion ever -- and it's just starting now! Get in on the ground floor!

It doesn't really matter WHAT you buy -- everything goes up in a bull market like this!

Sell off your gold and silver, as these old fashioned right-wing paranoia-investments will certainly tank over the next few months, as smart investors hop onto the bull market gravy train and start making a few early-retirement plans. Buy an island in the South Pacific? An entire-floor condo in midtown Manhattan? Why not?!?!?!? Everyone can do it! All you have to do is believe!

Go for it.




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Old 10-14-2009, 04:41 PM   #2
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So, just so we're clear, I assume you never blamed the stock market decline on an "Obama bear market"? Because blaming him when it was down and not giving him credit when it is up would be at best a logical fallacy, and at worst, hypocritical.
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:42 PM   #3
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If you do, hope and pray that Bernanke continues to do the wrong thing and doesn't raise interest rates in order to save the dollar and thereby kill the stock market.
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:45 PM   #4
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So, just so we're clear, I assume you never blamed the stock market decline on an "Obama bear market"? Because blaming him when it was down and not giving him credit when it is up would be at best a logical fallacy, and at worst, hypocritical.
No, no.

You misunderstood: The BEAR market was the BUSH market. When it went down, it was all because of George W. Bush. When the market recovered (as it is now), it is because of the OBAMA recovery efforts.

Keep it simple: Bad=Bush Good=Obama. Market goes down? Bush's fault. Market goes up? Obama economic wisdom. Not that hard to follow.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:17 PM   #5
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Not hard to follow, for the simpleminded who believe everything they hear in the mainstream media without ever question it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:24 PM   #6
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No, no.



Keep it simple: Bad=Bush Good=Obama. Market goes down? Bush's fault. Market goes up? Obama economic wisdom. Not that hard to follow.
Ahh reverse psych for the racist left wing retards here

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Old 10-14-2009, 10:26 PM   #7
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The boom starts with pay cuts and furlough days. Yay!

I couldn't imagine how it would be with a bust.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:27 PM   #8
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Keep it simple: Bad=Bush Good=Obama. Market goes down? Bush's fault. Market goes up? Obama economic wisdom. Not that hard to follow.
Blame Bush!!!

It works every time.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:27 PM   #9
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No, no.

You misunderstood: The BEAR market was the BUSH market. When it went down, it was all because of George W. Bush. When the market recovered (as it is now), it is because of the OBAMA recovery efforts.

Keep it simple: Bad=Bush Good=Obama. Market goes down? Bush's fault. Market goes up? Obama economic wisdom. Not that hard to follow.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:36 PM   #10
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If you do, hope and pray that Bernanke continues to do the wrong thing and doesn't raise interest rates in order to save the dollar and thereby kill the stock market.
So in the real world, uber-low interest rates will cause money to flow INTO the stock market, thereby causing it to go HIGHER and especially into stocks whose sales are made primarily in a non-USD currency.

Perhaps your friend Econ. Prof. Busybody can go into greater detail.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:37 PM   #11
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So let me see if I have this right Karen.
The Dow blows through 10K today and that's good. So now the economy is Obama's.
But when the second dip happens, you're suggesting that it will be back to being Bush's fault?

Listen,, don't you get it? This is a perfect example of something going way beyond the two parties. Both the Dems and the Republicans are to blame here. They all have sold us out.

Neither party comes to the table with clean hands.

You can say what you will, but this guy Beck has the right idea I believe. Vote them all out and let's start with a clean sheet of paper.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:18 PM   #12
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This job-less recovery is speeding along impressively.
The fact that real unemployment continues to rise shouldn't concern the current administration since they aren't interested in tax revenues.

What? They're funding socialistic programs on impending massive tax hikes?
Really?
But he won the Nobel!
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:37 PM   #13
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This job-less recovery is speeding along impressively.
The fact that real unemployment continues to rise shouldn't concern the current administration since they aren't interested in tax revenues.
I'm sure you'd say lower taxes so employers can hire people to produce and sell stuff that no one wants or can afford. Or maybe even send more jobs overseas.

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What? They're funding socialistic programs on impending massive tax hikes?
Really?
But he won the Nobel!
I'm sure that you'd rather see more people unable to get health care because they can't afford insurance, or unemployment extensions get denied so people can fucking starve.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:44 PM   #14
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Okay . . . I like KK, but that was funny.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #15
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So let me see if I have this right Karen.
The Dow blows through 10K today and that's good. So now the economy is Obama's.
But when the second dip happens, you're suggesting that it will be back to being Bush's fault?
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Listen,, don't you get it? This is a perfect example of something going way beyond the two parties. Both the Dems and the Republicans are to blame here. They all have sold us out.

Neither party comes to the table with clean hands.
All true^^^^^

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You can say what you will, but this guy Beck has the right idea I believe. Vote them all out and let's start with a clean sheet of paper.
Bullshit. Beck is the kind of the sky is falling blabbering dip shit that keeps a viable third party from ever taking hold. They are so entrenched it will take more than an election to change our current 2 party system.



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Old 10-14-2009, 11:56 PM   #16
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I'm sure you'd say lower taxes so employers can hire people to produce and sell stuff that no one wants or can afford. Or maybe even send more jobs overseas.


I'm sure that you'd rather see more people unable to get health care because they can't afford insurance, or unemployment extensions get denied so people can fucking starve.
On the first point you've leaped to an unobvious conclusion.

On the second point eat shit and die you miserable cocksucking motherfucker. I suffered greatly because of a serious and life altering medical condition through a period of gainful employment that did not feature healthcare benefits. Go fuck your mother.
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Obama is just alright.

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Old 10-15-2009, 12:03 AM   #18
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On the first point you've leaped to an unobvious conclusion.
People like you are so damned predictable.

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On the second point eat shit and die you miserable cocksucking motherfucker. I suffered greatly because of a serious and life altering medical condition through a period of gainful employment that did not feature healthcare benefits.
It's a pity that you didn't drop dead quickly. No doubt it crippled your mental abilities and left you in the state you are now.

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I'm sure you'd say lower taxes so employers can hire people to produce and sell stuff that no one wants or can afford. Or maybe even send more jobs overseas.


I'm sure that you'd rather see more people unable to get health care because they can't afford insurance, or unemployment extensions get denied so people can fucking starve.
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This job-less recovery is speeding along impressively.
The fact that real unemployment continues to rise shouldn't concern the current administration since they aren't interested in tax revenues.

What? They're funding socialistic programs on impending massive tax hikes?
Really?
But he won the Nobel!
All they need is enough tax revenue to service interest payments...

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Old 10-15-2009, 02:42 PM   #22
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This job-less recovery is speeding along impressively.
The fact that real unemployment continues to rise shouldn't concern the current administration since they aren't interested in tax revenues.
Employment is a lagging indicator.
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #23
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All they need is enough tax revenue to service interest payments...

What they need is a something more than that...
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