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10-12-2009, 01:27 PM
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Ding Dong Ding
Sonny Limatina is offline
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It is my birthday and I require blow jobs
Someone keep Busybody out of the line, please.
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10-12-2009, 01:30 PM
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Be brave
Batch is offline
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Good luck with that effort.
Oh and Happy Birthday.
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10-12-2009, 01:31 PM
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Literotica Guru
KRCummings is offline
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Happy one-day-closer-to-death day. I hope you have lots of fun and blowjobs.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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10-12-2009, 01:32 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
chipbutty is offline
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blows a job your way
happy birthday, dude 
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10-12-2009, 01:34 PM
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My give-a-damn's busted
Shadowann2 is offline
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I've given up on blow jobs. They never result in the reaction I want. How about a suck job instead? (j/k)
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10-12-2009, 01:36 PM
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Aggressive Progressive
tinylittlegnat is online now
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Originally Posted by Richard Nixon
"There are times when abortion is necessary, for example when you have a black and a white or a rape."
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10-12-2009, 01:42 PM
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megas alexandros
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flat5ive
Someone keep Busybody out of the line, please.
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Hey, flat5ive, don't knock Busybody, He gives great blowjobs.... 
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Has anyone noticed that time dilation manifests itself on literotica??.....~ Garby ~
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
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10-12-2009, 01:42 PM
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The good little witch.
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A birthday  from the good little witch.
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"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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10-12-2009, 01:43 PM
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painter of paintings
pinkstarfish is offline
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*stands in line*
*cranes neck in the hope of seeing an end in sight*
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10-12-2009, 01:46 PM
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delish
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garbage can
Hey, flat5ive, don't knock Busybody, He gives great blowjobs.... |
Hands off BusyBody
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10-12-2009, 01:50 PM
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megas alexandros
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Quote:
Originally Posted by berry juice
Hands off BusyBody
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I understand.
He's also a world class clit chewer.... 
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Has anyone noticed that time dilation manifests itself on literotica??.....~ Garby ~
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
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10-12-2009, 01:55 PM
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Virgin
Klymaxxwythme is offline
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Ur Birthday huh,
look me up, maybe we can cum together!
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10-12-2009, 02:03 PM
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delish
berry juice is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garbage can
I understand.
He's also a world class clit chewer.... |
What about you?
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10-12-2009, 02:04 PM
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clit-o-rific
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I've got balloons!!
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10-12-2009, 02:07 PM
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Edgar Aloysius
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Happy birthday flatty..I hope you get all the blowjobs you desire..
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10-12-2009, 02:07 PM
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single but married
pink_ is offline
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No where did i see that you require me for your birthday. bastard  |
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10-12-2009, 02:12 PM
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Edgar Aloysius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink_
No where did i see that you require me for your birthday. bastard |
Maybe he's just to shy to ask you Pinkie?
Last edited by mark197205 : 10-12-2009 at 02:15 PM.
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10-12-2009, 02:38 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Happy birthday!
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10-12-2009, 02:44 PM
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I know you know better
Colonel Hogan is offline
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Happy birthday.
Just think. If you got a bj for each year of your life, you could produce your own facial compilation film.
Of course, waiting three days between takes would make for a fairly long shooting schedule....
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10-12-2009, 02:45 PM
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Fatuus Parvus
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Dude, you're too old. Can you still get it up?
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10-12-2009, 02:47 PM
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Be brave
Batch is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator
Dude, you're too old. Can you still get it up?
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Dude, you ought to have tried this blowjob thingy on your BD. |
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10-12-2009, 03:05 PM
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Erotic English Rose
English Lady is offline
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Here you go:
Quote:
“Now.” He pulled open his trouser zip and popped open the button. His cock eagerly rose from between the brass teeth and the moisture returned to my mouth as I held back from drooling with sheer lust. “Suck my cock, my sweet slut.”
“Yes, Master,” I purred and pressed my lips to his tip, tasting his saltiness. My tongue whipped out and circled him. I wanted him so much. I needed to feel him in my mouth. I wanted to pleasure him and, in doing so, pleasure myself.
His hand sat possessively on the back of my head, but he didn’t push or guide my actions. He just stroked and pulled my hair in response to my lips and my tongue as they explored him. When I took him in my mouth, his breath hissed from between his teeth, and as I slipped my lips lower, the exhalation turned into a groan. My senses were overwhelmed, his musk surrounded me, his taste filled my mouth and the sound of his breathing filled my mind. His touch kept me tingling, and the thought of what I was doing was almost as thrilling as the rest of the actions all pulled together.
“Oh, you’re so good,” he groaned. “You’re such a sweet slut. You drive me wild. You drive me insane with lust.”
I smiled around his cock, pleased by his praise. I continued to slip up and down his hardness, my lips squeezing him, my tongue moving over his sensitive skin. With each bob of my head, I tried to take him a little deeper. I went from the tip, to half of his cock fitting in my mouth, to being just a scant inch away from taking it all.
His moans got more frenzied the deeper his cock sunk into my throat. I loved the feeling of him there. It felt so nasty, so dirty, so good. He obviously agreed.
“Oh Emma, darling, I’m going to come.”
I tried extra hard to take all of him as my lips plunged down his cock again, and I was rewarded with his pubic hairs tickling over my lip and his hot, salty juices spurting down the back of my throat. I sucked him lovingly as I pulled off him after drinking his juices. I licked my lips and smiled up at him.
“Fuck, you’re good.” He grinned, and I flushed with pleasure.
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10-12-2009, 03:07 PM
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Be brave
Batch is offline
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I thought that said, "saltines'. As I am munching on those it was an odd moment.
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10-12-2009, 03:17 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Happy Birthday, pal. Just put it in, she's openin' wide for ya.
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10-12-2009, 03:20 PM
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Waiting
Sex & Diamonds is offline
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Happy Birthday.
I hope you get as many blowjobs as you can stand.
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