Old 10-11-2009, 07:11 PM   #1
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Good by Jim Zorn

You're a nice guy, but you really suck as a head coach. Please take Jason Campbell and Vinny Cerrato with you.
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Old 10-11-2009, 07:14 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:51 AM   #3
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But you can't deny his once rosy cheeks, kissable lips and fruffy hair for pulling on while reaching an orgasm now can you, boys and girls>?
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Old 10-12-2009, 07:51 AM   #4
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And take Fat Albert Hainsworth with you too.
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:07 AM   #5
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And take Fat Albert Hainsworth with you too.
When Haynesworth went down the first time, my sister said, "What's wrong with him, looks like he just had too much Gin last night". LOL.
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:09 AM   #6
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:48 AM   #7
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When Haynesworth went down the first time, my sister said, "What's wrong with him, looks like he just had too much Gin last night". LOL.
$100,000,000.00 and his fat ass can barely get on and off the field.

He has about a 5 yard zone of influence around him, anything further away than that, be it the ball carrier or a Big Mac, and he's just not going to make the effort to chase it.
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:59 AM   #8
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But you can't deny his once rosy cheeks, kissable lips and fruffy hair for pulling on while reaching an orgasm now can you, boys and girls>?
he was a good looking dude....decent QB back in the day
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Old 10-12-2009, 09:48 AM   #9
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There are several coaches in the NFL that are still working and I don't understand why. Zorn, Turner, Mora, Mangenius and a couple others I'm not thinking of.
How Norv Turner keeps getting jobs is totally beyond me. And when they hired Mora didn't anyone bother to look at his dads record?
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There are several coaches in the NFL that are still working and I don't understand why. Zorn, Turner, Mora, Mangenius and a couple others I'm not thinking of.
How Norv Turner keeps getting jobs is totally beyond me. And when they hired Mora didn't anyone bother to look at his dads record?
John Fox is another.

This little fact was revealed yesterday during the game. He has never had back to back winning seasons with Carolina. I had no idea.

Atlanta, in 41 years, has never had back to back winning seasons.
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:17 AM   #11
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John Fox is another.

This little fact was revealed yesterday during the game. He has never had back to back winning seasons with Carolina. I had no idea.

Atlanta, in 41 years, has never had back to back winning seasons.
that's not that uncommon. sam wyche did that his whole career with the bengals. it wasn't until he coached the bucs that his mediocrity truly showed through.
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During the Fox postgame show Bradshaw called the Raiders pathetic. He was really serious about it, too. Almost like it made him sad.
I wonder if Al Davis watches Fox Sports.
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I can't believe that no one has made fun of the OP for his thread-title typo yet.
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I can't believe that no one has made fun of the OP for his thread-title typo yet.
I thought about it but couldn't come up with a zing that was worth the effort.
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You're right. Some are much worse.
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I thought about it but couldn't come up with a zing that was worth the effort.
I just read your 'Went to the bank this morning' thread. Thanks for bringing fluff back to the GB singlehandedly.
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I just read your 'Went to the bank this morning' thread. Thanks for bringing fluff back to the GB singlehandedly.
I'm not that bad. Sometimes I make a thought provoking thread. Like that one about...no, not that one. Oh, the one where I discussed...no. Hey, there was that one thread where I...wait.
Well, fuck.
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I do sardonic with love.
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I'm not that bad. Sometimes I make a thought provoking thread. Like that one about...no, not that one. Oh, the one where I discussed...no. Hey, there was that one thread where I...wait.
Well, fuck.
And how is it that the banks are closed but the market is open?
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And how is it that the banks are closed but the market is open?
The bond market is closed.
Go figure.
I don't make the news I just report it.
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The bond market is closed.
Go figure.
I don't make the news I just report it.
Bonds are for rich losers who worry about 'capital preservation'. Like they need a day off.
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Old 10-12-2009, 11:31 AM   #23
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Zorn is like Obama, learning on the job. In today's NFL, that means losing. Yesterday's game was horrible for many reasons, no clock managment, horrible play calling, and a lack of synergy. Thats all coaching. That said, they have shit talent. Always will when the owner is picking the players.

I can't wait to see if they have a "no cap' year, see what Danny Snyder does
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Bonds are for rich losers who worry about 'capital preservation'. Like they need a day off.
Those would be the people who think Columbus was a nice guy who deserves his own holiday where the banks are closed.
No mail today either I guess.
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