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10-11-2009, 03:13 PM	#1
Sonny Limatina Ding Dong Ding Sonny Limatina is offline Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of Brooklyn Posts: 8,599	The Nobel Lazy Prize Just found out I've been nominated. I think it's too soon, but I'm honored nonetheless. I'll call and thank them. But maybe just a bit later. __________________ VOTED BEST SIGNATURE! "Why wouldn't it be a novel? Because it's not fiction or what?" —KerrBear85 "It's not my fault your tarded."—KerrBear85 I write stories sometimes. ___________________________________________________________________ Last bowel movement by Sonny Limatina : Yesterday at 10:51 PM. Reason: Happy Fun Chinese Food (Moo Shoo Shrimp)

10-11-2009, 03:24 PM	#2
islandman Ouais islandman is offline Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Twenty-Deuce Posts: 33,478	It would be funny if the prize was a stick of dynamite up your ass. __________________ Kaizen, baby. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin Sanctuary.

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10-11-2009, 03:30 PM

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I think you should turn it down.

Who wants to go to that long, boring ceremony? Not to mention picking out an outfit, driving there and what if they want to you make a speech?

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10-11-2009, 03:46 PM	#5
IrezumiKiss Super Sweet Fucks IrezumiKiss is online now Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Forbidden City Posts: 21,102	Accept the prize with grace and dignity. And donate the $10.62 in prize money to charity. __________________ Latrevo ta megala stithi! • "Viva big hips, lips, and tits!" — luxey313 • "Long live real tits." — LadyAria "When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier Irezumi's Atelier of Illustrated Libidinous Debauchery (Formerly The Ranch of Raunch) <----now SINDEXED* for your viewing pleasure!* TRIBUTES: Belle Morte 5/1/08 Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's

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10-11-2009, 10:14 PM

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Accept the prize with grace and dignity. And donate the $10.62 in prize money to charity.

Is an extra tip for the pizza guy considered charity?

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10-11-2009, 10:44 PM

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Just found out I've been nominated. I think it's too soon, but I'm honored nonetheless.

I'll call and thank them. But maybe just a bit later.

Are you going for the procrastinator prize as well?

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10-12-2009, 02:35 AM

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Are you going for the procrastinator prize as well?

I was going to answer this earlier but some stuff came up.

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