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Old 10-11-2009, 12:06 AM   #1
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:09 AM   #2
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:11 AM   #3
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:13 AM   #4
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You're entirely too bitter tonight, lady.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:15 AM   #5
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You're entirely too bitter tonight, lady.
Wait, lemme taste...

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Nope, not that bitter...more tangy, I reckon.

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Old 10-11-2009, 12:16 AM   #6
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You're entirely too bitter tonight, lady.
No I'm tired but wired.

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Wait, lemme taste...

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Nope, not that bitter...more tangy, I reckon.

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Old 10-11-2009, 12:17 AM   #7
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No I'm tired but wired.



You're cute.
Well, good.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:17 AM   #8
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Cool Bitter? I'll show you bitter....

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pfft...you wanna see bitter? Post the words "Nobel Peace Prize" in one of RightField/LoveToGiveHerpes' threads tonight.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:20 AM   #9
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No I'm tired but wired.



You're cute.
You're cuter.

Seriously. You wanna see me in my scraggly beard and bummy clothes right now? It's like Grizzly Adams rassling Matisyahu at a Salvation Army depot.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:23 AM   #10
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You're cuter.

Seriously. You wanna see me in my scraggly beard and bummy clothes right now? It's like Grizzly Adams rassling Matisyahu at a Salvation Army depot.
I've never seen you at all. I wouldn't mind seeing a picture.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:27 AM   #11
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:31 AM   #12
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:35 AM   #13
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I've never seen you at all. I wouldn't mind seeing a picture.
I kinda wonder what he looks like, too. Though all I have to do is go to NYC and yell, "Hey Zoomi! Sushi with Perg!" real loud, and I'll find out.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:38 AM   #14
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I kinda wonder what he looks like, too. Though all I have to do is go to NYC and yell, "Hey Zoomi! Sushi with Perg!" real loud, and I'll find out.
I got my evening with you (and maybe your missus if she comes) all planned out. All you gotta do is brang yo' ass here. It's all good. And I know what you like. I just hope you aren't waking up early the next morning!
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:40 AM   #15
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I got my evening with you (and maybe your missus if she comes) all planned out. All you gotta do is brang yo' ass here. It's all good. And I know what you like. I just hope you aren't waking up early the next morning!
Nah! That only happens when I DON'T drink.
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:13 AM   #16
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How many fucked up people have contacted me? How much time do you have?
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:17 AM   #17
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:19 AM   #18
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Call me.
Must be collect. Or by Skype?
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #20
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:45 AM   #21
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i can happily say i've successfully managed to not meet any of you people thanks to my lack of a car, a passport and a deeply ingrained unwillingness to give out my address to creepy racists who say they want to meet, but refuse to meet at a nuetral location and only one of you bastards ever got my phone number and it's not even valid anymore.

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Old 10-11-2009, 01:48 AM   #22
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Old 10-11-2009, 02:12 AM   #23
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How is this for fucked up......I am living with the man I met on lit, he is the love of my life.....
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Old 10-11-2009, 02:17 AM   #24
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How is this for fucked up......I am living with the man I met on lit, he is the love of my life.....
How could you pretend to be so happy visa vie Lit?

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Old 10-11-2009, 02:28 AM   #25
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How is this for fucked up......I am living with the man I met on lit, he is the love of my life.....
fuuuuck...SERENDIB!!!!
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