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10-08-2009, 08:27 PM
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Would you have sex with the person next to you?
This could be tricky.
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10-08-2009, 08:34 PM
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shivering
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Every Saturday night, just like clockwork.
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10-08-2009, 08:38 PM
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Quote:
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Every Saturday night, just like clockwork.
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Only once a week?
That's just not good. |
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10-08-2009, 08:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shagly
Only once a week?
That's just not good.
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The sex I have takes a week to recover from. |
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10-08-2009, 08:46 PM
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Quote:
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The sex I have takes a week to recover from.
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But what would Dr. Phil say? |
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10-08-2009, 08:49 PM
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shivering
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Quote:
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But what would Dr. Phil say?
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He would ask you if you proposed to that little girl yet...it was a girl, correct? |
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10-08-2009, 08:50 PM
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Quote:
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He would ask you if you proposed to that little girl yet...it was a girl, correct?
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Not at 18 she is not little. |
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10-08-2009, 08:56 PM
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Quote:
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Not at 18 she is not little.
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So, she's a BIG girl. What's your frequency, Kenneth? |
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10-08-2009, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
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So, she's a BIG girl. What's your frequency, Kenneth?
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1008.15 GHz. |
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10-08-2009, 09:02 PM
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shivering
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Quote:
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1008.15 GHz.
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Now you're deflecting again. I'll re-ask.
What is your sexual frequency with the the person next to you? |
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10-08-2009, 09:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert Notorius
Now you're deflecting again. I'll re-ask.
What is your sexual frequency with the the person next to you?
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1008.15 GHz.
FM of course. |
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10-08-2009, 09:24 PM
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Quote:
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1008.15 GHz.
FM of course.
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Ahh so. Once a month? |
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10-08-2009, 09:42 PM
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Of course not.
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10-08-2009, 10:00 PM
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Quote:
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Ahh so. Once a month?
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More like 4 times a week.  |
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10-08-2009, 10:03 PM
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Quote:
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More like 4 times a week. |
I'm torn between congratulations and I don't believe you. |
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10-08-2009, 10:04 PM
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The good little witch.
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That's not a person. That's a cat. You really need to get your eyes checked.
Oh, and the answer is "NO".
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10-08-2009, 10:13 PM
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Quote:
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That's not a person. That's a cat. You really need to get your eyes checked.
Oh, and the answer is "NO".
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Yikes! |
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10-08-2009, 10:39 PM
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Say "HI" to my torso
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Yes I would... Im laying on the couch, he is watching TV and im on here.
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10-08-2009, 10:50 PM
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Don't even bother.
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since there's no one next to me, can I just do myself? Nevermind, I'll just do myself.
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