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10-02-2009, 06:24 PM
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now with 17% more class
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The Syrian Masturbation Epidemic
Now there's something I didn't expect to read today. An article about a monkey spanking rebellion. In Syria of all places.
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Daydreaming in Damascus: The Syrian Masturbation Epidemic
It started with a post in Arabic last month by 23-year-old blogger Fadal Atamaz Al-Sibai, who complained that masturbation in Syria has "spread among the youths like wildfire," and announced a campaign to end the "secret habit."
His comments prompted a snarky response from Abufares, one of Syria's leading bloggers, who called for a countercampaign culminating in an "unprecedented Syrian Orgasm against absurdity, hypocrisy, and sanctimony."
Then things really picked up...
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10-02-2009, 07:44 PM
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Straight to the Heart
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More readers for us! Time to polish up those stories! 
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10-02-2009, 07:51 PM
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It's one of those days
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Just think. An entire generation afflicted with blindness. The horror of it all!
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10-02-2009, 08:19 PM
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It was something I ate.
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10-02-2009, 09:14 PM
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Amy's Lil' Ms. Justice
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culminating in an "unprecedented Syrian Orgasm
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I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????
Crap.... I am SO confused! 
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10-02-2009, 09:18 PM
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It's one of those days
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Originally Posted by Safe_Bet
I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????
Crap.... I am SO confused!
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Actually we guys call it our 'Love Hammer'. It's sorta like a strap-on, only it's permanently attached...and it's alive. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill."
'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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10-02-2009, 09:42 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
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I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????
Crap.... I am SO confused!
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What TE said; it's a lot like a Sybian only it tastes a lot better.
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10-02-2009, 11:11 PM
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Psycho Bitch
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Oh come on... what's wrong with you people... I've waited for hours for some remark about Allah's death by drowning in cum shots or something.
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10-02-2009, 11:35 PM
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It's one of those days
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Originally Posted by Jenny_Jackson
Oh come on... what's wrong with you people... I've waited for hours for some remark about Allah's death by drowning in cum shots or something.
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Just as long as there aren't any cartoons.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill."
'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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10-03-2009, 12:49 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Oh come on... what's wrong with you people... I've waited for hours for some remark about Allah's death by drowning in cum shots or something.
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We're saving that fate for you.
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“Capital must protect itself in every way… Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an imperialism of capitalism to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd.” - JP Morgan
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