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10-02-2009, 04:44 PM
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ACORN Brazil Offers More Child-Prostitutes - Obama Weeps.
It was a sad day over at the offices of Hope, Change, and Spin, L.P. when it was discovered that Rio de Janeiro will host the 2016 Olympic Games.
While ACORN Chicago had promised that it would be able to import hundreds of underage girls into Chicago for the 2016 games, ACORN Rio said that they always have thousands of underage girls ready to service the international community, and that the prices charged for these kids would be much less in Rio than in the Wendy City.
Obama had wanted his adopted hometown, Chicago, to get the bid, but his team had failed to overcome Rio's strong economics argument. "I've done most the girls at the Rio. They're not that young and not that nice anyhow."
Robert Gibbs explains what he likes best
about Chicago girls.
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10-02-2009, 05:04 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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10-02-2009, 05:56 PM
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Hmmmm.....
Duran Duran, eh?
Wasn't that Ugo Tognazzi's character name in Barbarella (1967-8)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1msqpe6n48
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10-02-2009, 08:52 PM
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Lol...that's good!!
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10-03-2009, 01:24 AM
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Lol...that's good!!
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Thank you, Cade.
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10-03-2009, 07:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karen Kraft
It was a sad day over at the offices of Hope, Change, and Spin, L.P. when it was discovered that Rio de Janeiro will host the 2016 Olympic Games.
While ACORN Chicago had promised that it would be able to import hundreds of underage girls into Chicago for the 2016 games, ACORN Rio said that they always have thousands of underage girls ready to service the international community, and that the prices charged for these kids would be much less in Rio than in the Wendy City.
Obama had wanted his adopted hometown, Chicago, to get the bid, but his team had failed to overcome Rio's strong economics argument. "I've done most the girls at the Rio. They're not that young and not that nice anyhow."
Robert Gibbs explains what he likes best
about Chicago girls.
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I never realized that Gibbs had the stuff to cut the mustard. |
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10-03-2009, 07:59 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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It's all just a carnival...
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10-03-2009, 09:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karen Kraft
It was a sad day over at the offices of Hope, Change, and Spin, L.P. when it was discovered that Rio de Janeiro will host the 2016 Olympic Games.
While ACORN Chicago had promised that it would be able to import hundreds of underage girls into Chicago for the 2016 games, ACORN Rio said that they always have thousands of underage girls ready to service the international community, and that the prices charged for these kids would be much less in Rio than in the Wendy City.
Obama had wanted his adopted hometown, Chicago, to get the bid, but his team had failed to overcome Rio's strong economics argument. "I've done most the girls at the Rio. They're not that young and not that nice anyhow."
Robert Gibbs explains what he likes best
about Chicago girls.
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Well, kids need to be Capitalistic at a young age. |
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10-05-2009, 04:22 PM
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Well, kids need to be Capitalistic at a young age.
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They are born on welfare, unable to feed themselves or dispose of their waste; then they grow older and learn that their parents are quite stupid and that there is a better, happier way to view the world as it should be; then they decide money and materialism cause all the problems in the world; then they get some money and decide their parents weren't all that stupid (perhaps); then they accumulate a lot of money and become capitalists... UNLESS they have a hefty trust fund (seven digits or so will do) and can once again decide that the world is far too material and that their parents were criminals. |
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10-05-2009, 10:59 PM
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It's all just a carnival...
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look at that horrible painting on her leg! |
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10-05-2009, 11:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karen Kraft
It was a sad day over at the offices of Hope, Change, and Spin, L.P. when it was discovered that Rio de Janeiro will host the 2016 Olympic Games.
While ACORN Chicago had promised that it would be able to import hundreds of underage girls into Chicago for the 2016 games, ACORN Rio said that they always have thousands of underage girls ready to service the international community, and that the prices charged for these kids would be much less in Rio than in the Wendy City.
Obama had wanted his adopted hometown, Chicago, to get the bid, but his team had failed to overcome Rio's strong economics argument. "I've done most the girls at the Rio. They're not that young and not that nice anyhow."
Robert Gibbs explains what he likes best
about Chicago girls.
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Fucking He she ...*YAWN* |
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10-06-2009, 12:06 AM
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look at that horrible painting on her leg!
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Isn't that Harry Belafonte?
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