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09-30-2009, 05:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
LadyFunkenstein is offline
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I haven't masturbated in my bed in 6 months to a year...
This bit of trivia has just occurred to me.
Weird, isn't it? Usually I'll do it when I wake up some mornings, or right before I go to sleep.
I never do that any more. I only seem to do it now while watching porn on my couch.
I guess my imagination is broken. And my bed has morphed into the most non-sexual place in my apartment!
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09-30-2009, 05:22 PM
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what's new, fuck bubble?
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i went through a long phase like that. I always got up and did it into the sink for easy cleanup. I still do that during the day when I feel a need to release stress, but lately I've been just shooting it all over my stomach in bed when I jack there.
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There is yet one man by whom we may enquire of the LORD; but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me; but always evil.
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a suckubus collects semen from sleeping men
"I'm a CERTIFIED LATE NIGHT TECHNICIAN AT DOING ALL KINDS OF MAJOR AND MINOR WORK, VALVES BEING ADJUSTED AND TORQUING DOWN YOUR ROCKERS TO GET YOUR PISTON & RODS STROKING LIKE A BIG BLOCK 426 HEMI MOTOR!!!"-Big Busty Vanessa
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09-30-2009, 05:31 PM
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rendered helpless
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You Both Need Human Furniture~Nods~
http://www.forniphilia.info/
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09-30-2009, 05:35 PM
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what's new, fuck bubble?
rosco rathbone is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RudeNastyAssBitch
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I've always been a big fan of human furniture.
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What words for what then? None for what then. No words for what when words gone. For what when nohow on. Somehow nohow on. Samuel Beckett Worstward Ho
There is yet one man by whom we may enquire of the LORD; but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me; but always evil.
-2 Chron. 18-7
a suckubus collects semen from sleeping men
"I'm a CERTIFIED LATE NIGHT TECHNICIAN AT DOING ALL KINDS OF MAJOR AND MINOR WORK, VALVES BEING ADJUSTED AND TORQUING DOWN YOUR ROCKERS TO GET YOUR PISTON & RODS STROKING LIKE A BIG BLOCK 426 HEMI MOTOR!!!"-Big Busty Vanessa
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09-30-2009, 05:41 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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We need to find you a reason to get back to doin' what that bed's really made for doin' what's better than a couch can do... 
...now what reason could we find that'll make you return to the sheets...hmmmm...a mystery...
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09-30-2009, 05:58 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Never on the floor?
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09-30-2009, 06:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RudeNastyAssBitch
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Do they make them out of dudes?
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
We need to find you a reason to get back to doin' what that bed's really made for doin' what's better than a couch can do...
...now what reason could we find that'll make you return to the sheets...hmmmm...a mystery...
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It's worth a shot, send him over.
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Never on the floor?
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Often actually, in the bathroom at work. |
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09-30-2009, 06:52 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Often actually, in the bathroom at work.
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What position? Laying on your back? Or down kneeling back?
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09-30-2009, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdFergeson
What position? Laying on your back? Or down kneeling back?
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Laying on my side actually. And yes, it's kinda gross to be honest. |
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09-30-2009, 07:05 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Laying on my side actually. And yes, it's kinda gross to be honest.
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Yeah..work bathroom...
lol
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09-30-2009, 07:05 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Often actually, in the bathroom at work.
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With just your fingers, or do you bring in a small toy to use? And doesn't the traffic in and out of the bathroom distract you? |
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09-30-2009, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
With just your fingers, or do you bring in a small toy to use? And doesn't the traffic in and out of the bathroom distract you?
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I rarely use toys on myself, too lazy.
And on a busy day, there are only 6 of us here... usually only 4. This really isn't an "office" per se. |
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09-30-2009, 07:12 PM
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Beds are for sleeping.
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09-30-2009, 07:26 PM
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painter of paintings
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I rarely use toys on myself, too lazy.
And on a busy day, there are only 6 of us here... usually only 4. This really isn't an "office" per se.
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Love the av. X's new tat is from the original book.
Last edited by pinkstarfish : 10-29-2009 at 04:04 AM.
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09-30-2009, 08:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pinkstarfish
Love the av. X's new tat is from the original book.
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cool.
Have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome!
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09-30-2009, 10:09 PM
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Troll Magnet
Cade Is Here is offline
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WTF you just said you wanked off three times yesterday.. In your thread.. How many damn posters use this account?
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09-30-2009, 10:10 PM
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mild mannered citizen
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worst thread of the year
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