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Old 09-29-2009, 08:54 PM   #1
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The Worst Car You Ever Owned.

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Old 09-29-2009, 09:03 PM   #2
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87 Ford Taurus, 4 banger. Baby blue with the headliner literally turning to dust. I sold it with 87K on it and the fucker broke down on the way home. Poor chick. Buyer beware.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:04 PM   #3
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A crummy old subaru station wagon I bought with my McDonald's pay savings when I was 16 that choked out blue smoke and backfired when I parked it. What a piece of shit.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:06 PM   #4
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:10 PM   #5
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87 Ford Taurus, 4 banger. Baby blue with the headliner literally turning to dust. I sold it with 87K on it and the fucker broke down on the way home. Poor chick. Buyer beware.
I had a car Datsun with a bad headliner that came unglued and kept falling down on my head. Fuck that was annoying.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:13 PM   #6
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:16 PM   #7
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:19 PM   #8
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Had one about that vintage. It blew.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:19 PM   #9
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I've been lucky I guess. I've never had a mechanically bad car. I've owned imports from Asia, Europe and Russia as well as most domestics.

Probably the car that I would label as worst would be this one

http://www.autoweek.com/storyimage/2...R-70706011.jpg

only because of the gas heater that gave me constant grief.
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Had one about that vintage. It blew.
Biggest piece of shit ever.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:21 PM   #11
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Biggest piece of shit ever.
Mine was a hatch back and the gas cylinders kept blowing and the hatch would smack me in the head.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:24 PM   #13
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Grandfather gave me his 1968 Buick Skylark. It was the only used car he had ever bought. It would leave you stranded in a heart beat. I spent more time working on it than riding in it.
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Mine was a hatch back and the gas cylinders kept blowing and the hatch would smack me in the head.
hatch here, a putrid tan color.
died at stop lights at any random time.
muffler fell of once and sounded like a diesel truck.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:28 PM   #15
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I had a Nissan catch fire when it was parked. I had only driven it a mile at the most.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:28 PM   #16
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:30 PM   #18
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1990 Dodge Caravan. Started to blow smoke from the engine at 70,000. Only every once in a while. It saved it up. Got me through the last emission control check. Then waited until it was time to register again and "let him blow" and traded it in.
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A friend owned a Volkswagen Rabbit diesel wagon. Going up hill someone would have to jump out and push.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:35 PM   #21
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1990 Dodge Caravan. Started to blow smoke from the engine at 70,000. Only every once in a while. It saved it up. Got me through the last emission control check. Then waited until it was time to register again and "let him blow" and traded it in.
I'm on my third Grand Caravan. Had to get a fuel filter changed in one of them. It was the only time any of them ever went into a shop. Last one had just under a quarter million miles on it. No shit. They have a customer for life with me.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:36 PM   #22
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1990 Dodge Caravan. Started to blow smoke from the engine at 70,000. Only every once in a while. It saved it up. Got me through the last emission control check. Then waited until it was time to register again and "let him blow" and traded it in.
My son drove a van full of teenagers in my '96 Grand Caravan from IL to FL. When he got home, the front driver's side wheel broke off in the driveway.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:37 PM   #23
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I'm on my third Grand Caravan. Had to get a fuel filter changed in one of them. It was the only time any of them ever went into a shop. Last one had just under a quarter million miles on it. No shit. They have a customer for life with me.
Put two trannys in mine.
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Put two trannys in mine.
Who you allow to ride in your vehicles is your business and I won't judge you for it.
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