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Just had first meeting with my supervisor

I'm now also really confused and my brain hurts!
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:21 AM   #2
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When I was working I loved the One Minute Manager philosophy. Get 'em in and get 'em out before they know what the hell is going on. Most times they leave happy but confused even after an ass chewin'.
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:33 AM   #4
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When I was working I loved the One Minute Manager philosophy. Get 'em in and get 'em out before they know what the hell is going on. Most times they leave happy but confused even after an ass chewin'.
One minute? I wish! This was three hours. I got the I'll be your critical friend/ mentor spiel, but he's already started the process of smashing me down and remoulding me. If I start going all post structuralist, shoot me ok?
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One minute? I wish! This was three hours. I got the I'll be your critical friend/ mentor spiel, but he's already started the process of smashing me down and remoulding me. If I start going all post structuralist, shoot me ok?
Having never had a job, I'm not sure how the boss/subordinate dynamic works... but could you have told him after the first 20 minutes that you were getting bored and needed to cut the meeting short?
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Having never had a job, I'm not sure how the boss/subordinate dynamic works... but could you have told him after the first 20 minutes that you were getting bored and needed to cut the meeting short?
Yes, they love it when you do that. Shows initiative.
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Yes, they love it when you do that. Shows initiative.
Three hours is a long time. She could have gone to a movie, come back, and the boss would have still been droning on.
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Three hours is a long time. She could have gone to a movie, come back, and the boss would have still been droning on.
I did something similar once at a convention. The seminar just went on and on and on so I just got up and left and let everyone assume I was going to the bathroom. I walked around, got something to eat, played a few slots and some blackjack and went back to the seminar and nobody noticed.
I'm reasonably certain I'm not the only one who did it.
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one thing i loved about wal-mart was the daily meetings/cheers. it was a great time to sneak out for a cigarette without anyone noticing.
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One minute? I wish! This was three hours. I got the I'll be your critical friend/ mentor spiel, but he's already started the process of smashing me down and remoulding me. If I start going all post structuralist, shoot me ok?
I wouldn't want to do something that felt good for 3 hours. You get numb after a while, then it starts to get raw.
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One minute? I wish! This was three hours. I got the I'll be your critical friend/ mentor spiel, but he's already started the process of smashing me down and remoulding me. If I start going all post structuralist, shoot me ok?
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I would imagine so *nods*
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I did something similar once at a convention. The seminar just went on and on and on so I just got up and left and let everyone assume I was going to the bathroom. I walked around, got something to eat, played a few slots and some blackjack and went back to the seminar and nobody noticed.
I'm reasonably certain I'm not the only one who did it.
Oh I have been there. But us accountant types have REALLY boring seminars.
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Having never had a job, I'm not sure how the boss/subordinate dynamic works... but could you have told him after the first 20 minutes that you were getting bored and needed to cut the meeting short?
it wasn't with my boss!
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Huh?..
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The supervisor is higher than you on the food chain, no?
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The supervisor is higher than you on the food chain, no?
the supervisor is supervising my research for my phd.
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One minute? I wish! This was three hours. I got the I'll be your critical friend/ mentor spiel, but he's already started the process of smashing me down and remoulding me. If I start going all post structuralist, shoot me ok?
THREE HOURS? Jeebus, your manager must be one of those people without an internal voice telling them "OK, TIME TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH".

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