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09-22-2009, 03:53 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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anal in porn
they always make it look so easy, even when they are really big cocks. how many times do you have to take it up the arse before it stops feeling like you are giving birth the wrong way?
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09-22-2009, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Kybele
they always make it look so easy, even when they are really big cocks. how many times do you have to take it up the arse before it stops feeling like you are giving birth the wrong way?
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I know what you mean..... |
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09-22-2009, 03:56 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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It all starts with a finger?
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09-22-2009, 03:57 PM
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Celibate
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It all starts with a finger?
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You didn't answer her question. |
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09-22-2009, 03:58 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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You didn't answer her question.
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How could I?
I also knew you would be along, soon.
However, my theory holds water.
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09-22-2009, 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
they always make it look so easy, even when they are really big cocks. how many times do you have to take it up the arse before it stops feeling like you are giving birth the wrong way?
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It's all part of proper training.
If you are still having problems, you should seek a more qualified trainer. |
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09-22-2009, 04:20 PM
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you see nothing
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most of the girls are on lots of drugs 
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that one meant something.
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09-22-2009, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bronzeage
It's all part of proper training.
If you are still having problems, you should seek a more qualified trainer.
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I'm more concerned with crapping myself afterward. I think they must suffer anal seepage |
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09-22-2009, 04:35 PM
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Really Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
I'm more concerned with crapping myself afterward. I think they must suffer anal seepage
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I've never heard of that being a problem.. the muscles are quite strong, after all it is a major exit route for approx 70 years... |
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09-22-2009, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by free_and_easy
I've never heard of that being a problem.. the muscles are quite strong, after all it is a major exit route for approx 70 years...
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yes... EXIT route for soft squishy things less thick than a cock
I had a gay friend who suffered anal seepage. yuk! |
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09-22-2009, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Kybele
yes... EXIT route for soft squishy things less thick than a cock
I had a gay friend who suffered anal seepage. yuk!
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Well, I'm far from an expert here... but I have friends (male and female) who have never complained about such seepage (aside from the immediate aftermath of semen!)... maybe they're just lucky? |
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09-22-2009, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by free_and_easy
Well, I'm far from an expert here... but I have friends (male and female) who have never complained about such seepage (aside from the immediate aftermath of semen!)... maybe they're just lucky?
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maybe they only had anal with below average sized cocks? either way I can't ever see it not being painful |
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09-22-2009, 04:46 PM
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Ouais
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You have to prep for anal. Can't just slap some lube on a cock and shove it up there. It says so in the book I bought.
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09-22-2009, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by free_and_easy
Well, I'm far from an expert here... but I have friends (male and female) who have never complained about such seepage (aside from the immediate aftermath of semen!)... maybe they're just lucky?
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I told you that in confidence Mr Free!  |
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09-22-2009, 04:48 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Originally Posted by islandman
You have to prep for anal. Can't just slap some lube on a cock and shove it up there. It says so in the book I bought.
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hmmmm.... I agree with this.... but it's getting him to do it. |
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09-22-2009, 04:50 PM
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hmmmm.... I agree with this.... but it's getting him to do it.
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well if he doesn't you don't 
either that or you go first on his ass?  |
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09-22-2009, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Kybele
I'm more concerned with crapping myself afterward. I think they must suffer anal seepage
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More like taperless turds. 
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09-22-2009, 04:51 PM
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Ouais
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hmmmm.... I agree with this.... but it's getting him to do it.
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The book also states that the woman's anal ring should be relaxed prior to insertion. Pot works well; gets you relaxed while still lucid. If you don't relax your ring prior to insertion, its going to hurt no matter what size cock.
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09-22-2009, 04:53 PM
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I'm more concerned with crapping myself afterward. I think they must suffer anal seepage
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That's why towels were made. The men in the UK must be real jackasses. |
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09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bronzeage
That's why towels were made. The men in the UK must be real jackasses.
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I've only analed one brit thank you very much.
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09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Maybe you'll finger it all out.
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09-22-2009, 04:57 PM
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I've only analed one brit thank you very much. |
Every time I hear a woman cry about butt sex, I think, "Great, some motherfucker ruined another one for the rest of us." |
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09-22-2009, 05:01 PM
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Every time I hear a woman cry about butt sex, I think, "Great, some motherfucker ruined another one for the rest of us."
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There should be a "Anal Hut" thread.
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09-22-2009, 05:03 PM
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Won't Play
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Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
The book also states that the woman's anal ring should be relaxed prior to insertion. Pot works well; gets you relaxed while still lucid. If you don't relax your ring prior to insertion, its going to hurt no matter what size cock.
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How bigga pot? |
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09-22-2009, 05:04 PM
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Really Experienced
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How bigga pot?
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Fan-bloody-tastic! |
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