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Old 09-21-2009, 06:19 PM   #1
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Euphuisms: Is a Vagina really a Pussy?

Hopefully this will be a short-lived fun thread.

TAINT: The soft fleshy area between the vaginal opening and the anal opening.

(It taint pussy an it taint ass.)
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:26 PM   #2
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CUNT - a man who's too PC to refer to a cunt as a "cunt"
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #4
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It must be a close relative. Whenever I stroke and pat a vagina, I definitely hear a purrrrr
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:32 AM   #5
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Hopefully this will be a short-lived fun thread.

TAINT: The soft fleshy area between the vaginal opening and the anal opening.

(It taint pussy an it taint ass.)
Did you mean the perineum old chap?

Pussy or cunt? That depends whether I'm talking or writing and the company I'm in or my target audience. Often when I'm writing it starts out as a vulva and ends as a cunt.
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I always thought 'bearded clam' had a nice ring to it, but it's easier to type pussy, cunt, twat and slit.
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Old 09-22-2009, 01:52 AM   #7
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I always thought 'bearded clam' had a nice ring to it, but it's easier to type pussy, cunt, twat and slit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-sjO-h-iqA
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:40 AM   #8
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vag

the term vagina sounds so clinical. makes me think of one of my least favorite places on the planet - the gynecologist's stirrups. i don't like the fact that i have to pay him to be down there. there's something very very wrong with that picture.

then again, i giggle pretty much every time someone uses the word "kitty"... maybe i'm just not mature enough for the subject matter
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:19 AM   #9
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Often when I'm writing it starts out as a vulva and ends as a cunt.
That describes most men in my pub as the evening progresses
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:20 AM   #10
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the term vagina sounds so clinical. makes me think of one of my least favorite places on the planet - the gynecologist's stirrups. i don't like the fact that i have to pay him to be down there. there's something very very wrong with that picture.

then again, i giggle pretty much every time someone uses the word "kitty"... maybe i'm just not mature enough for the subject matter
Yes you do seem a little childish -- It's a shame you don't like the stirrups
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:19 AM   #11
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I personally like the term Puss.

That's prolly why I like this song (besides the fact that it's sung by a bunch of queer chicks and makes me larf!)


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Old 09-22-2009, 10:25 AM   #12
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by the way, it's not 'euphuism'

it's euphemism.

and no, a 'vagina' is not a pussy. a vagina is a tunnel, and the term is medical.

a pussy is an area of landscape (and what underlies it). the word is informal, commonly used, and there is reasonable agreement as to its scope (i.e. not just the tunnel).
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:32 AM   #13
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I personally like the term Puss.

That's prolly why I like this song (besides the fact that it's sung by a bunch of queer chicks and makes me larf!)


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Or snatch, quim, hoo-hoo, gash, twat, fuck hole and a few others?
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:33 AM   #14
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Ok, which one of you twats called the spelling and grammar police.
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:34 AM   #15
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You can call it any name in the whole lexicon of language, and it is still the sweetest place on earth. My personal preference is for de Sade's description of the woman's nether region as: "The winking eye of God."
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:37 AM   #16
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You can call it any name in the whole lexicon of language, and it is still the sweetest place on earth. My personal preference is for de Sade's description of the woman's nether region as: "The winking eye of God."
I thought that was the butt hole.
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I thought that was the butt hole.
LMAO.
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