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09-19-2009, 08:38 AM
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What's the weirdest non-sexual thing you have ever done?
I conducted a random letter campaign, where by I sent fictional letters to people forgiving them for things they never did.
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09-19-2009, 09:04 AM
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On Strike!
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Jump out of a perfectly good C-130...
Well, jump isn't the right word, it was more like a push.
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09-19-2009, 09:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
Jump out of a perfectly good C-130...
Well, jump isn't the right word, it was more like a push.
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I have never understood why anyone in their right mind would do that. I have a healthy respect for gravity.
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Neolithic Fertility Goddess
Queen of the Noobs!!
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. –Anais Nin
(thanks for the great quote McKenna! ).
Tell me who you hate and I'll tell you who you are.
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09-19-2009, 09:09 AM
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dynamic
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"The instructor told me to jump out of the plane now or he was going to fuck me up the ass."
"Did you jump??"
"A little at first."
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09-19-2009, 09:11 AM
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On Strike!
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lmao...
I had no choice in the affair as I was technically government property.
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09-19-2009, 09:12 AM
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On Strike!
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Does the party after the Rocky Horror Picture Show count, because trust me, THAT's some true weirdness...
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09-19-2009, 09:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
Does the party after the Rocky Horror Picture Show count, because trust me, THAT's some true weirdness...
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Yep. I've heard about those parties.
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Queen of the Noobs!!
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. –Anais Nin
(thanks for the great quote McKenna! ).
Tell me who you hate and I'll tell you who you are.
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09-19-2009, 12:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
Jump out of a perfectly good C-130...
Well, jump isn't the right word, it was more like a push.
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C-130 rollin down the trip, air for daddy gonna take alil trip.....
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09-19-2009, 12:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vrosej10
I have never understood why anyone in their right mind would do that. I have a healthy respect for gravity.
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Arrgh, Frisco be a liar. The only Marine in him be his boyfriend.
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09-19-2009, 02:15 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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what's the weirdest non-sexual thing?
getting married
twice
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09-19-2009, 02:27 PM
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shivering
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These are really lame. I better just keep quiet.
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09-19-2009, 02:39 PM
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The good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert Notorius
These are really lame. I better just keep quiet.
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Aw, come on. Tell us. We promise not to laugh.
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09-19-2009, 02:43 PM
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irrumatio king
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Strapped both feet to a plank of wood and tried to slide down a snowy mountain on it.
Pretty much everything I've done, weird or not, was in pursuit of sex. So was the snowboarding, actually, in a roundabout way.
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09-19-2009, 02:46 PM
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Hypnotic
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I gave some money to someone so that person could afford to take a seminar. What was weird was that I nether demanded nor received a blowjob for my generosity.
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Been parted by the hurrying world, and droop,
Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired,
How gracious, how benign, is Solitude.
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09-19-2009, 03:02 PM
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now with 17% more class
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Built a canoe out of a kitchen table.
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09-19-2009, 05:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chipbutty
what's the weirdest non-sexual thing?
getting married
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That's odd, but not weird. If these marriages were non-sexual, on fears you are doing it wrong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MechaBlade
Strapped both feet to a plank of wood and tried to slide down a snowy mountain on it.
Pretty much everything I've done, weird or not, was in pursuit of sex. So was the snowboarding, actually, in a roundabout way.
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All is done in the pursuit of sex and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar or deluded.
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Originally Posted by atmas
I gave some money to someone so that person could afford to take a seminar. What was weird was that I nether demanded nor received a blowjob for my generosity.
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Well that was a waste of cash wasn't it. No bj no cash. Straight up dude.
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Built a canoe out of a kitchen table.
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So far you the winner Liar. That's fricken weird.
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Neolithic Fertility Goddess
Queen of the Noobs!!
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. –Anais Nin
(thanks for the great quote McKenna! ).
Tell me who you hate and I'll tell you who you are.
Last edited by vrosej10 : 09-19-2009 at 05:05 PM.
Reason: typo
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09-19-2009, 05:20 PM
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Mother Earth Seduced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vrosej10
I conducted a random letter campaign, where by I sent fictional letters to people forgiving them for things they never did.
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That's a great way to screw with someone's head! I like it!
I'm an extroverted, ex-hippie woman and a practicing pagan for 30 years. The list is long... |
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09-19-2009, 05:25 PM
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I don't think I've ever done anything weird intentionally. I did roll my face with needles for the sake of vanity once, though.
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09-19-2009, 05:27 PM
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Loves Spam
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Quote:
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I don't think I've ever done anything weird intentionally. I did roll my face with needles for the sake of vanity once, though.
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That explains why your face is so unappealing~ |
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09-19-2009, 05:28 PM
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Mother Earth Seduced
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Quote:
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I don't think I've ever done anything weird intentionally. I did roll my face with needles for the sake of vanity once, though.
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What does that mean? |
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09-19-2009, 06:09 PM
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Stop Making Sense
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One Sunny Sunday Morning...
... a close friend and I dressed up like gypsies-slash-fitness freaks-slash-Indians-slash-ballerinas and marched down the neighboring street with umbrellas over us and asked people (mowing lawns, coming home from church, enjoying the morn) if they were missing a ferret. We even had clipboards and pens in hand and took notes about whatever positive or negative comments we got.
Looking back... it was super fun but uggghhhhh @ the combined weirdness level.
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09-19-2009, 06:40 PM
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Mother Earth Seduced
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Originally Posted by Morcheeba
... a close friend and I dressed up like gypsies-slash-fitness freaks-slash-Indians-slash-ballerinas and marched down the neighboring street with umbrellas over us and asked people (mowing lawns, coming home from church, enjoying the morn) if they were missing a ferret. We even had clipboards and pens in hand and took notes about whatever positive or negative comments we got.
Looking back... it was super fun but uggghhhhh @ the combined weirdness level.
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Ha! How old were you? That reminds me of the time me and my two roommates dressed up like rock stars, face paint ala KISS style, and went out bar hopping. We got a lot of questions... |
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09-19-2009, 06:56 PM
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chillin
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Quote:
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Built a canoe out of a kitchen table.
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Howdy Liar.
That rang a bell!
As a kid I built a go-cart with wings and rolled down a big hill (street). I didn't get airborne like I had hoped so I turned it into a raft, which sort of sank until I knocked my friend off of it. 
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09-19-2009, 07:00 PM
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Stop Making Sense
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Image, we were 14 but I've known her since 4th grade . I left out something that I'll PM you in a few 
My brother was totally into KISS until he got into the Commodores, Earth Wind and Fire, Rick James... I should stop now. |
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09-19-2009, 07:20 PM
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chillin
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Quote:
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Image, we were 14 but I've known her since 4th grade . I left out something that I'll PM you in a few
My brother was totally into KISS until he got into the Commodores, Earth Wind and Fire, Rick James... I should stop now. |
EWF = good.
And thanks to Dave Chappelle I can't think of Rick James now without thinking, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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