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09-18-2009, 10:39 PM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Y"all need a Funk drama thread, don't you?
I'm out and about, waiting for someone, browsing to kill 20 minutes.
SNOOZE.
admit it, when I do a drama thread, I GET SHIT JUMPING.
putting on my thinking cap... don't think I can craft a tale in this limited amount of time, but next time, I will take care of you people.
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09-18-2009, 10:44 PM
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So how old is this "kid"
See if I can help you out with the dramas.
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09-18-2009, 10:50 PM
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it's friday night. it's always dull on fridays.
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09-18-2009, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pointless
it's friday night. it's always dull on fridays.
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It is and that's weird since 99% of the people here have no life so you'd think they'd all be online stirring the pot.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm here. I count myself amongst the 99%.
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09-18-2009, 10:52 PM
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Really Experienced
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Lookin forward to it! I, for one, enjoy your threads/replys!
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09-18-2009, 10:53 PM
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an army of one
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another 99 percenter  |
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09-18-2009, 10:55 PM
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destroyer of untruth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
It is and that's weird since 99% of the people here have no life so you'd think they'd all be online stirring the pot.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm here. I count myself amongst the 99%.
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word, but not everyone lives in the middle of nowhere. some people here live in actual cities where even losers can find something to do on friday night. me? it's either hanging out with trash, a redneck bar or wal*mart. that's pretty much it and that's why i wish i had the money to move. |
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09-18-2009, 11:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointless
word, but not everyone lives in the middle of nowhere. some people here live in actual cities where even losers can find something to do on friday night. me? it's either hanging out with trash, a redneck bar or wal*mart. that's pretty much it and that's why i wish i had the money to move.
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When I was in Kansas a couple years ago I was in this really tiny little town that was the very definition of "middle of nowhere." Whenever I'd need something I'd go down to the Walmart and for a while I couldn't figure out why it was always so busy there. I finally figured out it was because that was where everyone went for fun. I mean everyone. You'd see the teenagers hanging out and actually cruising the parking lot and the adults would go in and lean on shopping carts and talk in these little circles. It was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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09-18-2009, 11:06 PM
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destroyer of untruth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
When I was in Kansas a couple years ago I was in this really tiny little town that was the very definition of "middle of nowhere." Whenever I'd need something I'd go down to the Walmart and for a while I couldn't figure out why it was always so busy there. I finally figured out it was because that was where everyone went for fun. I mean everyone. You'd see the teenagers hanging out and actually cruising the parking lot and the adults would go in and lean on shopping carts and talk in these little circles. It was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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when i lived in south carolina me and my friends would get high and go wander around wal*mart for hours because that was pretty much all there was to do after 10 o'clock at night besides wafflehouse and that place was crawling with cops at night.
but yeah, if i hadn't been high it would've been unbearable. in fact, when someone insisted on going sober it was fucking painful. |
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09-18-2009, 11:19 PM
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Oh i love Walmart....When i go to feed in the mornings, i pick up a few "shrooms" and tho em on the dash of my truck! Come lunch time, i eat them sombitch's like they aint no tomorrow!!! By the time i get to Walmart that night?...ANYTHING sounds fun! And even that goofy, cripple, old woman that reins in all the loose shoppin carts at midnight is smokin!! I
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09-18-2009, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by shane_30
Oh i love Walmart....When i go to feed in the mornings, i pick up a few "shrooms" and tho em on the dash of my truck! Come lunch time, i eat them sombitch's like they aint no tomorrow!!! By the time i get to Walmart that night?...ANYTHING sounds fun! And even that goofy, cripple, old woman that reins in all the loose shoppin carts at midnight is smokin!! I
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Please shut the fuck up.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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09-18-2009, 11:21 PM
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More than Jake
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
shut the fuck up.
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Fixed.
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09-18-2009, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Luke_Atmydik
Fixed.
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I'm trying to be polite by saying please. It's difficult at times but I think it's worth it. People respond better when you're polite. You know, like "Please fucking die" or "Please stop acting like an inbred fuckwit" or "Please stop being the stupidest piece of shit to ever walk the earth."
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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09-19-2009, 12:17 AM
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Push and Pull
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I had a long, tiring week. There are lots of things to do. Knowing is enough.
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09-19-2009, 01:33 AM
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irrumatio king
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I'm out and about, waiting for someone, browsing to kill 20 minutes.
SNOOZE.
admit it, when I do a drama thread, I GET SHIT JUMPING.
putting on my thinking cap... don't think I can craft a tale in this limited amount of time, but next time, I will take care of you people.
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The worst thing anyone can do on Literotica is feed into their own hype.
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09-19-2009, 01:35 AM
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Owner of Literotica
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The worst thing anyone can do on Literotica is feed into their own hype.
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She's making fun of those who get their panties in a bunch about her. And there's a lot of people like that.
It's the entire reason why I like her style. |
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09-19-2009, 02:38 AM
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This one time when *I* went to Walmart,
I don't have an interesting Walmart story so I'll just...
Wait, neither do any one you. NOBODY does!
Last time I was there, I bought a pair of cheap sunglasses, a banana, and cheese. And I think i stole a handful of plastic spoons from the deli section. I peed in the restroom, then I left.
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09-19-2009, 02:42 AM
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Ding Dong Ding
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
This one time when *I* went to Walmart,
I don't have an interesting Walmart story so I'll just...
Wait, neither do any one you. NOBODY does!
Last time I was there, I bought a pair of cheap sunglasses, a banana, and cheese. And I think i stole a handful of plastic spoons from the deli section. I peed in the restroom, then I left.
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09-19-2009, 02:43 AM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
This one time when *I* went to Walmart,
I don't have an interesting Walmart story so I'll just...
Wait, neither do any one you. NOBODY does!
Last time I was there, I bought a pair of cheap sunglasses, a banana, and cheese. And I think i stole a handful of plastic spoons from the deli section. I peed in the restroom, then I left.
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You should've peed in the deli section instead and then made a break for it. Much more interesting.  |
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09-19-2009, 02:44 AM
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Ding Dong Ding
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You should've peed in the deli section instead and then made a break for it. Much more interesting. |
Look at us, all up late. We should have arranged an after-hours NY-together... |
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09-19-2009, 02:53 AM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Originally Posted by flat5ive
Look at us, all up late. We should have arranged an after-hours NY-together...
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Damn skippy. There's enough of us here to fill up at least a good booth at a tavern and order a few rounds with buybacks at the end. We should form a PAC.
Or at least crash at someone's apartment after bringing over a few bottles of good hooch and some pizza pies. |
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09-19-2009, 02:56 AM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flat5ive
Look at us, all up late. We should have arranged an after-hours NY-together...
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
Damn skippy. There's enough of us here to fill up at least a good booth at a tavern and order a few rounds with buybacks at the end. We should form a PAC.
Or at least crash at someone's apartment after bringing over a few bottles of good hooch and some pizza pies.
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I'm never up this late - and the rare times I am, I'm not actually coherent. Yet here we are today.
So name the bar, I'm there. |
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09-19-2009, 03:02 AM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I'm never up this late - and the rare times I am, I'm not actually coherent. Yet here we are today.
So name the bar, I'm there.
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Well, I'm at home drinking vodka cranberry glasses, so...if Friday night's the magic night...I'm going to have to put in some time off for the weekend!  |
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