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Old 09-18-2009, 08:10 PM   #1
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The Official "Are You A Racist" Quiz ?

Ladies and gentlemen, please take the "are you a racist" test.


1. What is your race or ethnicity ?

A) Black. B) White. C) Asian. D) Indian. E) Native American. F) Hispanic. G) Middle-Eastern. H) Multi-ethnic.


2) Do you feel superior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are genetically superior and should rule the world.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

3) Do you feel inferior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are backwards and should be ruled by others.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

4) How do I feel about other races ?

A) I love my race and hate all others.
B) I don't care one way or the other. Race doesn't matter to me.
C) I fear or despise other races.
D) I am proud of my race.
E) I hate my race.

5) How do you feel about interracial couples ?


A) I don't like watching blacks marrying whites or asians with whites or arabs with whites, or asians with blacks, or asians with hispanics, or middle-easterners with blacks, hispanics or asians, or native americans with any of the above.

B) I love interracial dating and interracial marriages. They're diversifying our society.

C) I'm okay with interracial marriages as long as my son or daughter isn't dating or marrying a guy or girl of another race.

D) I hate interracial marriages.


6) Whites are becoming minorities worldwide. Scientists have discovered that genetic decay and lack of diversity is responsible for the high rates of sterility and collapsing birthrates among Caucasian populations worldwide. In America, whites will be minorities in two decades. They will be outnumbered by Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Arabs and Native Americans. In Europe, the Caucasian population is aging rapidly and their youths numbers aren't exactly rising. Geezers outnumber young people among Caucasians in Europe. Even more interesting, scores of Asians, Middle-Easterners and Africans are migrating and they're slowly replacing the quick-fading, fast-aging and slow-reproducing Caucasian population.


How do you feel about that ?


A) I'm a white man/white woman and since I feel myself entitled to ruling the world because of my skin color and hate all other races, I feel worried.

B) I am a Black/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern/Native American and I could care less about Whitey's problems. I just want to live my life. White people have done so much evil to non-whites around the world. I don't give a damn about their demographic and genetic decline.

C) I'm a white man/white woman who considers myself a liberal, open-minded person and I don't have a problem with Blacks/Asians/Hispanics/Arabs as long as white people continue to rule the planet and all other races are made to feel inferior to me.

D) I'm a biracial person, and I could care less about this racial stuff.

E) I don't give a damn one way or another.
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:22 PM   #2
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Why should one classify themselves?

I am sure there are many types of people in my family tree...
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Why should one classify themselves?

I am sure there are many types of people in my family tree...

The only question that matters in America isn't whether you're rich or poor, republican or democrat, gay or straight, male or female.


Are you a racist or not ?


If you're a racist ( and probably a member of the Alabaster Gang, genetically designed by Mother Nature to be treacherous, manipulative, deceitful, vicious and evil) then you should do the world a favor and walk into traffic blindfolded.
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The only question that matters in America isn't whether you're rich or poor, republican or democrat, gay or straight, male or female.


Are you a racist or not ?


If you're a racist ( and probably a member of the Alabaster Gang, genetically designed by Mother Nature to be treacherous, manipulative, deceitful, vicious and evil) then you should do the world a favor and walk into traffic blindfolded.
It's readily apparent you damn sure are. Skin color has nothing to do with being a racist asshole. Attitude and a closed mind does.


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Old 09-18-2009, 09:29 PM   #5
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:40 PM   #6
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Did you make up these questions? They're not very good. Question 4, for example, asks how the respondent feels about other races, but only two of the options deal with other races. There may be an indirect reference there, but it could mean too many other things to have any validity. Also, the questions are interspersed with moralizing, which one may agree with or not, but extra material like this skews results. Admit it. You just made it up.

Your time would have been better spent if you just stated what you want everyone to believe in declarative sentences. Whether or not your points are valid is lost because of your poorly composed "instrument."

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Old 09-18-2009, 10:46 PM   #7
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2) Do you feel superior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are genetically superior and should rule the world.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.
Option missing:

C) I am genetically superior and should rule the world. The rest of my race, or any other race, not as much.



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5) How do you feel about interracial couples ?


A) I don't like watching blacks marrying whites or asians with whites or arabs with whites, or asians with blacks, or asians with hispanics, or middle-easterners with blacks, hispanics or asians, or native americans with any of the above.

B) I love interracial dating and interracial marriages. They're diversifying our society.

C) I'm okay with interracial marriages as long as my son or daughter isn't dating or marrying a guy or girl of another race.

D) I hate interracial marriages.
E) I don't love it. To love it, I'd have to think about it. And I really don't. it's the biggest non issue ever.

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6) Whites are becoming minorities worldwide. Scientists have discovered that genetic decay and lack of diversity is responsible for the high rates of sterility and collapsing birthrates among Caucasian populations worldwide. In America, whites will be minorities in two decades. They will be outnumbered by Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Arabs and Native Americans. In Europe, the Caucasian population is aging rapidly and their youths numbers aren't exactly rising. Geezers outnumber young people among Caucasians in Europe. Even more interesting, scores of Asians, Middle-Easterners and Africans are migrating and they're slowly replacing the quick-fading, fast-aging and slow-reproducing Caucasian population.


How do you feel about that ?


A) I'm a white man/white woman and since I feel myself entitled to ruling the world because of my skin color and hate all other races, I feel worried.

B) I am a Black/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern/Native American and I could care less about Whitey's problems. I just want to live my life. White people have done so much evil to non-whites around the world. I don't give a damn about their demographic and genetic decline.

C) I'm a white man/white woman who considers myself a liberal, open-minded person and I don't have a problem with Blacks/Asians/Hispanics/Arabs as long as white people continue to rule the planet and all other races are made to feel inferior to me.

D) I'm a biracial person, and I could care less about this racial stuff.

E) I don't give a damn one way or another.
F) I like ginger chicks. If this means there will be less readheads to fuck in the fufute, I'll be a sad whitey. Other than that, who gives a toss?
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I don't think I ever read anything more racist than that quiz. Maybe 'as racist', like say speeches from Hitler or Ku Klux Klan crap. But not more.

Most of the racism in America is racists in one color group egging on racists in another and vice versa while the rest of us look on and facepalm. We just don't know what to do with these idiots anymore. No matter what color they are, racists have the same basic characteristic: They are ignorant, and unable to see that the majority around them doesn't agree with them and thinks they need to grow up and stop whining like babies.
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Old 09-18-2009, 10:58 PM   #9
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You need some melanine.
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Old 09-19-2009, 08:28 AM   #11
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How do I find out my score or how I did? Could it be possible that one can be classified as a Neo-Racist? A person who sees actual differences in race but believes that the races should mix to obtain a higher more robust human being? Oh wait, that's Eugenics. My bad.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please take the "are you a racist" test.


1. What is your race or ethnicity ?

A) Black. B) White. C) Asian. D) Indian. E) Native American. F) Hispanic. G) Middle-Eastern. H) Multi-ethnic.


2) Do you feel superior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are genetically superior and should rule the world.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

3) Do you feel inferior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are backwards and should be ruled by others.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

4) How do I feel about other races ?

A) I love my race and hate all others.
B) I don't care one way or the other. Race doesn't matter to me.
C) I fear or despise other races.
D) I am proud of my race.
E) I hate my race.

5) How do you feel about interracial couples ?


A) I don't like watching blacks marrying whites or asians with whites or arabs with whites, or asians with blacks, or asians with hispanics, or middle-easterners with blacks, hispanics or asians, or native americans with any of the above.

B) I love interracial dating and interracial marriages. They're diversifying our society.

C) I'm okay with interracial marriages as long as my son or daughter isn't dating or marrying a guy or girl of another race.

D) I hate interracial marriages.


6) Whites are becoming minorities worldwide. Scientists have discovered that genetic decay and lack of diversity is responsible for the high rates of sterility and collapsing birthrates among Caucasian populations worldwide. In America, whites will be minorities in two decades. They will be outnumbered by Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Arabs and Native Americans. In Europe, the Caucasian population is aging rapidly and their youths numbers aren't exactly rising. Geezers outnumber young people among Caucasians in Europe. Even more interesting, scores of Asians, Middle-Easterners and Africans are migrating and they're slowly replacing the quick-fading, fast-aging and slow-reproducing Caucasian population.


How do you feel about that ?


A) I'm a white man/white woman and since I feel myself entitled to ruling the world because of my skin color and hate all other races, I feel worried.

B) I am a Black/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern/Native American and I could care less about Whitey's problems. I just want to live my life. White people have done so much evil to non-whites around the world. I don't give a damn about their demographic and genetic decline.

C) I'm a white man/white woman who considers myself a liberal, open-minded person and I don't have a problem with Blacks/Asians/Hispanics/Arabs as long as white people continue to rule the planet and all other races are made to feel inferior to me.

D) I'm a biracial person, and I could care less about this racial stuff.

E) I don't give a damn one way or another.
1. B

2. A

3. B

4. A

5. B

6. C

So... what's the verdict?
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1) If you disagree that a government takeover of medical care in the USA is good for the country, then you must be a racist.
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1. B

2. A

3. B

4. A

5. B

6. C

So... what's the verdict?

rACIST/LIKE MOST WHITE PEOPLE IN AMERICA.
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rACIST/LIKE MOST WHITE PEOPLE IN AMERICA.
Darn.

Oh well, at least it's not with a capital "R."
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Ladies and gentlemen, please take the "are you a racist" test.


1. What is your race or ethnicity ?

A) Black. B) White. C) Asian. D) Indian. E) Native American. F) Hispanic. G) Middle-Eastern. H) Multi-ethnic.


2) Do you feel superior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are genetically superior and should rule the world.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

3) Do you feel inferior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are backwards and should be ruled by others.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

4) How do I feel about other races ?

A) I love my race and hate all others.
B) I don't care one way or the other. Race doesn't matter to me.
C) I fear or despise other races.
D) I am proud of my race.
E) I hate my race.

5) How do you feel about interracial couples ?


A) I don't like watching blacks marrying whites or asians with whites or arabs with whites, or asians with blacks, or asians with hispanics, or middle-easterners with blacks, hispanics or asians, or native americans with any of the above.

B) I love interracial dating and interracial marriages. They're diversifying our society.

C) I'm okay with interracial marriages as long as my son or daughter isn't dating or marrying a guy or girl of another race.

D) I hate interracial marriages.


6) Whites are becoming minorities worldwide. Scientists have discovered that genetic decay and lack of diversity is responsible for the high rates of sterility and collapsing birthrates among Caucasian populations worldwide. In America, whites will be minorities in two decades. They will be outnumbered by Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Arabs and Native Americans. In Europe, the Caucasian population is aging rapidly and their youths numbers aren't exactly rising. Geezers outnumber young people among Caucasians in Europe. Even more interesting, scores of Asians, Middle-Easterners and Africans are migrating and they're slowly replacing the quick-fading, fast-aging and slow-reproducing Caucasian population.


How do you feel about that ?


A) I'm a white man/white woman and since I feel myself entitled to ruling the world because of my skin color and hate all other races, I feel worried.

B) I am a Black/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern/Native American and I could care less about Whitey's problems. I just want to live my life. White people have done so much evil to non-whites around the world. I don't give a damn about their demographic and genetic decline.

C) I'm a white man/white woman who considers myself a liberal, open-minded person and I don't have a problem with Blacks/Asians/Hispanics/Arabs as long as white people continue to rule the planet and all other races are made to feel inferior to me.

D) I'm a biracial person, and I could care less about this racial stuff.

E) I don't give a damn one way or another.
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number 5 needs an other option, like if they are happy together good for them, or I don't give a shit.

As for me: 1,b 2,b 3,b 4,b 5 see above. 6,e
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Ladies and gentlemen, please take the "are you a racist" test.


1. What is your race or ethnicity ?

A) *Black. B) White. C) Asian. D) Indian. E) Native American. F) Hispanic. G) Middle-Eastern. H) Multi-ethnic.


2) Do you feel superior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are genetically superior and should rule the world.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

3) Do you feel inferior to other human beings because of your race ?

A) Yes, my people are backwards and should be ruled by others.

B) No, I'm just a guy or girl living my life.

4) How do I feel about other races ?

A) I love my race and hate all others.
B) I don't care one way or the other. Race doesn't matter to me.
C) I fear or despise other races.
D) I am proud of my race.
E) I hate my race.

5) How do you feel about interracial couples ?


A) I don't like watching *blacks marrying whites or asians with whites or arabs with whites, or asians with *blacks, or asians with hispanics, or middle-easterners with *blacks, hispanics or asians, or native americans with any of the above.

B) I love interracial dating and interracial marriages. They're diversifying our society.

C) I'm okay with interracial marriages as long as my son or daughter isn't dating or marrying a guy or girl of another race.

D) I hate interracial marriages.


6) Whites are becoming minorities worldwide. Scientists have discovered that genetic decay and lack of diversity is responsible for the high rates of sterility and collapsing birthrates among Caucasian populations worldwide. In America, whites will be minorities in two decades. They will be outnumbered by *Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Arabs and Native Americans. In Europe, the Caucasian population is aging rapidly and their youths numbers aren't exactly rising. Geezers outnumber young people among Caucasians in Europe. Even more interesting, scores of Asians, Middle-Easterners and Africans are migrating and they're slowly replacing the quick-fading, fast-aging and slow-reproducing Caucasian population.


How do you feel about that ?


A) I'm a white man/white woman and since I feel myself entitled to ruling the world because of my skin color and hate all other races, I feel worried.

B) I am a *Black/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern/Native American and I could care less about Whitey's problems. I just want to live my life. White people have done so much evil to non-whites around the world. I don't give a damn about their demographic and genetic decline.

C) I'm a white man/white woman who considers myself a liberal, open-minded person and I don't have a problem with *Blacks/Asians/Hispanics/Arabs as long as white people continue to rule the planet and all other races are made to feel inferior to me.

D) I'm a biracial person, and I could care less about this racial stuff.


E) I don't give a damn one way or another.

But the one thing I do care about is why.. as the OP/ creator of this thread kept putting "Black" as the first choice in every question he asked. Is it simply because he is black, or is there a deeper meaning? Perhaps he believes he is a better race than most.

*shakes head* That's the only thing that irked me about this whole quiz. That; and what is the reason to even create this? It's not like it's going to change any outcome on the GB or even make people open their eyes. I don't know. I wasn't very thrilled about this quiz. :/

*= Every time I noticed that Black was put as the first race.
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It's kinda funny but black is the first option in most everything you come across that has a racial profile section. I beleive that is because it is the first word alphabetically, course that is obviously racist and must be changed.

So I'm curious, am I racist if I think I'm better than Samuel?

Not for any reason, just cause he's a guy.
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It's kinda funny but black is the first option in most everything you come across that has a racial profile section. I beleive that is because it is the first word alphabetically, course that is obviously racist and must be changed.

So I'm curious, am I racist if I think I'm better than Samuel?

Not for any reason, just cause he's a guy.

You're a sexist. A female supremacist. A feminazi. No better than a racist.
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