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09-18-2009, 08:01 AM
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Who's the biggest pervert here?
Okay folks, time to own up. Who is the biggest pervert on here? And I am not talking standard trollish pervesity, I am talk hiding-under-your-bed-masturbating-to-dirty-gym-socks-whilst-ogling-a-book-of-dog-breeds weird.
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09-18-2009, 08:04 AM
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dynamic
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Posers.
All of them.
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09-18-2009, 08:13 AM
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you see nothing
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hmmm...
mechablade, skaout, rawhumour, sagitarian...
so many to choose from...
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09-18-2009, 08:27 AM
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Come on guys, I am dissapointed. Be out and proud with your freaky arse selves. There nothing wrong with humping shopping trolleys as long as your honest about it. Trolls, come out from your bridges as fess up!
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09-18-2009, 08:27 AM
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09-18-2009, 08:34 AM
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I was hoping for confessions. It's good for the soul, presuming you had one in the first place of haven't sold it. Turd_ferguson, I'm looking at you...
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09-18-2009, 08:35 AM
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dynamic
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We have a couple dog fuckers roaming the neighborhood. Plenty claim to be a dom. I would fuck a Real Doll if I had a spare few grand sitting in the bank account.
Define perv.
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09-18-2009, 08:36 AM
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Loves Spam
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99.9% of the amateur pics people, I still have not figured out why fat people post pictures.
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09-18-2009, 08:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
We have a couple dog fuckers roaming the neighborhood. Plenty claim to be a dom. I would fuck a Real Doll if I had a spare few grand sitting in the bank account.
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That'll do. Thanks for the fine contribution, though I'd have been more impressed if you had been a dog fucker!
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09-18-2009, 08:42 AM
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He's an Uncle Fucker from Canada...
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09-18-2009, 08:42 AM
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That'll do. Thanks for the fine contribution, though I'd have been more impressed if you had been a dog fucker!
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09-18-2009, 08:46 AM
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I'm no dog fucker, but I'm a pretty big perv.
And I have a lunch date with a spanko today 
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Beautiful corndog...
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09-18-2009, 08:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vrosej10
Okay folks, time to own up. Who is the biggest pervert on here? And I am not talking standard trollish pervesity, I am talk hiding-under-your-bed-masturbating-to-dirty-gym-socks-whilst-ogling-a-book-of-dog-breeds weird.
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I win this by a long shot. Nobody even comes within mile of me. It's not even a contest. I will not ever be beaten in contests of intellect nor far-out avant garde erotica on here. No way, no how.
I'll go easy on you with this one:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh....php?id=108284
Then step it up a little:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh...y.php?id=90637
But when you're ready to go absolutely full throttle:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh....php?id=380884
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09-18-2009, 08:46 AM
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Quote:
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I'm no dog fucker, but I'm a pretty big perv.
And I have a lunch date with a spanko today |
I will see you at noon. |
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09-18-2009, 08:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by naughtycakes
I'm no dog fucker, but I'm a pretty big perv.
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Unless Spanko is a muppet you've been masturbating with since puberty, then that doesn't qualify.
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Geez Louise. Your overthinking it would-be-pervert. Anything that can be considered avant garde is way to normal. And I don't want to hear about your po-mo leans, I want to hear about your bestiality endeavours!
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09-18-2009, 08:53 AM
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I'm loaded with twists and perversions, but I'm too shy to reveal them here.
Spanking isn't one of the, I suppose I'll never hook up with naughtycakes  |
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09-18-2009, 08:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReadyMike
I'm loaded with twists and perversions, but I'm too shy to reveal them here.
Spanking isn't one of the, I suppose I'll never hook up with naughtycakes |
Sorry to hear that. Hidden kinks are always the best ones.
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09-18-2009, 09:07 AM
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cunt electrodes are perfectly normal.
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09-18-2009, 09:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vrosej10
Geez Louise. Your overthinking it would-be-pervert. Anything that can be considered avant garde is way to normal. And I don't want to hear about your po-mo leans, I want to hear about your bestiality endeavours!
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Well some people would say all aliens, being not of our species, count as bestiality.
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09-18-2009, 09:13 AM
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Quote:
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cunt electrodes are perfectly normal.
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With a 9-volt, yeah, but the truck battery turns it into perversion... |
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09-18-2009, 09:15 AM
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biggest pervert?scotsmitch
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09-18-2009, 09:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReadyMike
I'm loaded with twists and perversions, but I'm too shy to reveal them here.
Spanking isn't one of the, I suppose I'll never hook up with naughtycakes |
Most every Brit is publicly all proper and reserved but that's just a cover for the most kinky population on the face of the earth!
If they don't have a fetish, they have a special toy, doll, or antique leather collection.
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09-18-2009, 09:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
With a 9-volt, yeah, but the truck battery turns it into perversion...
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It like the old one; using a feather is kinky, using the whole chicken is perverted.
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At last an honest man! I bow to you, your vast kinkiness. Allow me to bask in the strangeness of your interests...
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Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
Most every Brit is publicly all proper and reserved but that's just a cover for the most kinky population on the face of the earth!
If they don't have a fetish, they have a special toy, doll, or antique leather collection.
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True, true. But I think the brits have more flavour.
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09-18-2009, 09:23 AM
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The heat takes a lot out of you...
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09-18-2009, 09:28 AM
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Quote:
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Yes it does. The brits have been perfecting their game longer than us though. Also I think the smell of eucalyptus is a bit off putting and marsupials aren't that hot, really.
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