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09-17-2009, 11:03 AM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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LadyF and Younger Men: That's what I'm All About
Fuck it, That's what I like, life is short, why deprive myself?
Why allow my sexual peak to waste away in search of an "appropriate" relationship? I'm not buying that anymore.
(Now seems to be a great time to make this announcement, since there are trolls advertising my pics. He should start hanging out with me in person, pull out a picture of my ass/tits for people.)
The whole "cougar" thing is played out, and will soon jump the shark completely thanks to Courtney Cox's tv show. Which means it will be so passe no one could possibly care.
Ah, that felt good. It's like I just came out of the closet!
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09-17-2009, 11:14 AM
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There is a reason men and women hit their peaks at different ages.
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09-17-2009, 11:18 AM
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Experienced
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Hahah allow me to intorduce myself....
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09-17-2009, 11:19 AM
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Master of the Obvious
firespin is online now
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I thought the OP was by a troll alt at first.
Not sure if it's a good thing that it's hard to tell which is real, and which is the parody.
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09-17-2009, 11:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
There is a reason men and women hit their peaks at different ages.
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God's cruel sense of humor!
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Originally Posted by armani616
Hahah allow me to intorduce myself....
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Picture please.
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Originally Posted by firespin
I thought the OP was by a troll alt at first.
Not sure if it's a good thing that it's hard to tell which is real, and which is the parody.
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09-17-2009, 11:31 AM
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Randolph is online now
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Nature! Nothing wrong with it. Couldn't do much about it if there was  |
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09-17-2009, 11:32 AM
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Celibate
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I predict bleed-over and cock avs by post 20.
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09-17-2009, 11:48 AM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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I can't believe Courtney's doing that show. The title alone makes you wanna smack someone for being a predictable tool.
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09-17-2009, 12:07 PM
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Karhu-er
thør is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Why allow my sexual peak to waste away in search of an "appropriate" relationship? I'm not buying that anymore.
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I don't see anything inappropriate here........unless you're fucking minors....
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09-17-2009, 12:11 PM
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sweet
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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.
My Thread for the Stupid
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09-17-2009, 12:23 PM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Originally Posted by snake0067
sweet
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Hey stranger... |
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09-17-2009, 12:34 PM
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Edgar Aloysius
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So how old are you then? just out of interest...
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09-17-2009, 12:40 PM
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Loves Spam
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mark197205
So how old are you then? just out of interest...
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Did you see the size of her nose yesterday? It was fucking huge!!
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09-17-2009, 12:44 PM
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Edgar Aloysius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin_raspel
Did you see the size of her nose yesterday? It was fucking huge!!
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Re-arrange these words to make a famous phrase:- fuck, go, yourself... |
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09-17-2009, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin_raspel
Did you see the size of her nose yesterday? It was fucking huge!!
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Actually, that's about right. I'm surprised to be honest, but that graphic portrays my nose pretty accurately, except mine is slightly longer and slightly less wide. |
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09-17-2009, 12:45 PM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Originally Posted by mark197205
So how old are you then? just out of interest...
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I'm 39. |
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09-17-2009, 12:51 PM
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Loves Spam
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Actually, that's about right. I'm surprised to be honest, but that graphic portrays my nose pretty accurately, except mine is slightly longer and slightly less wide.
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I know its right thats why I made it a big ass nose! bwahahaha
I will post on your thread a bit to bump the views up for ya, otherwise this mother fuckin thread wont do shit.
Lame |
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09-17-2009, 12:54 PM
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LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin_raspel
I know its right thats why I made it a big ass nose! bwahahaha
I will post on your thread a bit to bump the views up for ya, otherwise this mother fuckin thread wont do shit.
Lame
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It's a deal! |
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09-17-2009, 12:57 PM
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Edgar Aloysius
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Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I'm 39.
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Hmmmmm, I'm prolly to close to your age to be classed as a proper younger man...Oh well, win some lose some.. |
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09-17-2009, 01:21 PM
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Hey, I'm all for this.
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09-17-2009, 02:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Hey stranger...
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How are you doing?
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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.
My Thread for the Stupid
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09-17-2009, 02:23 PM
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Literotica Guru
LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Originally Posted by snake0067
How are you doing?
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Great, now that I have come out of the closet!
How are you? |
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09-17-2009, 02:26 PM
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Dionysian Beast is offline
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It's cool that you've come out, but can we go back to the closet for a bit?  |
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09-17-2009, 02:36 PM
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snake0067 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Great, now that I have come out of the closet!
How are you?
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Well I'm a younger guy too ya know.
Swamped in grad school stuff, excited college football is here, enjoying Orlando.
That's about it!
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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.
My Thread for the Stupid
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09-17-2009, 02:42 PM
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You Knew This....
RobDownSouth is offline
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♬ She lures the young stud in
She takes his large cock out
She slips the big dick in
and she shakes till cum comes out
She does the "humpy pumpy"
till the younger guys all smile..
That's what she's all about! ♬♬
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