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09-09-2009, 07:11 PM
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Shoot da' puck
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How many blatant lies will President Dickhead tell tonight?
I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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09-09-2009, 07:18 PM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by miles
I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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It could be more. 
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09-09-2009, 07:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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how's my wife and kids? |
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09-09-2009, 07:20 PM
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Shoot da' puck
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how's my wife and kids?
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09-09-2009, 07:21 PM
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He's talking to Congress, you know. Of course they like their insurance; it's provided by the government.
How many lies are you going to tell tonight? I'll be counting.
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09-09-2009, 07:21 PM
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miles, you of all people should be hoping for health care reform, so your wife won't have to work as hard to support your lazy ass.
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09-09-2009, 07:23 PM
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Shoot da' puck
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How many lies are you going to tell tonight? I'll be counting.
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Fucking brilliant comment. Are you going to stick your tongue out at me, too? |
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09-09-2009, 07:24 PM
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Fucking brilliant comment. Are you going to stick your tongue out at me, too?
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miles, how many hours does your wife work a week so you can afford your alcohol and pay off your daughters' pimps? |
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09-09-2009, 07:31 PM
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You Knew This....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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"President Dickhead"? My my my, how very disrespectful.  |
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09-09-2009, 07:34 PM
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Shoot da' puck
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Throb and LT will be having hot monkey phone sex with each other while watching The Fuhrer's speech tonight.
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09-09-2009, 07:36 PM
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I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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I like when he says, " I have good insurance, so does Congress. I'm doing this for you" |
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09-09-2009, 07:39 PM
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Shoot da' puck
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Oh bye the way Throb...you may want to find out who posted the fake nekkid man pics of you on the Am Pics board. Pretty sleazy thing to do - even to you.
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09-09-2009, 07:40 PM
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You Knew This....
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Oh bye the way Throb...you may want to find out who posted the fake nekkid man pics of you on the Am Pics board. Pretty sleazy thing to do - even to you.
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I don't visit AmPics....besides, it was either you or Kraft using an alt. |
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09-09-2009, 07:41 PM
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You Knew This....
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Throb and LT will be having hot monkey phone sex with each other while watching The Fuhrer's speech tonight.
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There you go again with the Obama=Hitler meme. |
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09-09-2009, 07:42 PM
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Quote:
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Oh bye the way Throb...you may want to find out who posted the fake nekkid man pics of you on the Am Pics board. Pretty sleazy thing to do - even to you.
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miles, how much do you charge per hour for your daughters? enough for a couple of liters of Ripple? |
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09-09-2009, 07:49 PM
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The more, the merrier. His credibility is already tanking. The bill before congress has been read and analyzed and it really does say what he says it doesn't say. Is he gong to continue to push that position?
You can bet your ass that he's going to try to scare the shit out of people. That if this isn't done right now, we're all going to die, tomorow, in abject poverty. Now, if that is all true, why doesn't the law take effect until 2013? Why does it have to be passed RIGHT NOW? It could be passed next year, or even in 2011 couldn't it?
It seems to me that if we're all going to die, tomorrow, in abject poverty, unless a bill that doesn't take effect until 2013 is passed in the next month, well, been nice knowing you, you impoverished fools, because passing the bill next month isn't going to change a damn thing.
And if this legislation is the panacea for all our ills, why do we have to wait until the year after the next presidential election for it to take effect? Especially if it's going to save the economy. The implication is that they just aren't too worried about saving the economy, at least not until 2013.
So, he's going to have to either come clean and regain some credibility, or lie through his teeth and run the risk of tanking his administration. I'm hoping he lies.
Ishmael
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09-09-2009, 07:50 PM
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Good to see this forum sets the tone for mature political discourse.
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09-09-2009, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
The more, the merrier. His credibility is already tanking. The bill before congress has been read and analyzed and it really does say what he says it doesn't say. Is he gong to continue to push that position?
You can bet your ass that he's going to try to scare the shit out of people. That if this isn't done right now, we're all going to die, tomorow, in abject poverty. Now, if that is all true, why doesn't the law take effect until 2013? Why does it have to be passed RIGHT NOW? It could be passed next year, or even in 2011 couldn't it?
It seems to me that if we're all going to die, tomorrow, in abject poverty, unless a bill that doesn't take effect until 2013 is passed in the next month, well, been nice knowing you, you impoverished fools, because passing the bill next month isn't going to change a damn thing.
And if this legislation is the panacea for all our ills, why do we have to wait until the year after the next presidential election for it to take effect? Especially if it's going to save the economy. The implication is that they just aren't too worried about saving the economy, at least not until 2013.
So, he's going to have to either come clean and regain some credibility, or lie through his teeth and run the risk of tanking his administration. I'm hoping he lies.
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09-09-2009, 07:59 PM
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Stud Muffin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
The more, the merrier. His credibility is already tanking. The bill before congress has been read and analyzed and it really does say what he says it doesn't say. Is he gong to continue to push that position?
You can bet your ass that he's going to try to scare the shit out of people. That if this isn't done right now, we're all going to die, tomorow, in abject poverty. Now, if that is all true, why doesn't the law take effect until 2013? Why does it have to be passed RIGHT NOW? It could be passed next year, or even in 2011 couldn't it?
It seems to me that if we're all going to die, tomorrow, in abject poverty, unless a bill that doesn't take effect until 2013 is passed in the next month, well, been nice knowing you, you impoverished fools, because passing the bill next month isn't going to change a damn thing.
And if this legislation is the panacea for all our ills, why do we have to wait until the year after the next presidential election for it to take effect? Especially if it's going to save the economy. The implication is that they just aren't too worried about saving the economy, at least not until 2013.
So, he's going to have to either come clean and regain some credibility, or lie through his teeth and run the risk of tanking his administration. I'm hoping he lies.
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Obama is a dickhead.
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09-09-2009, 08:03 PM
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I agree, there could not be a political office less relevant than President of the United States of America.
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09-09-2009, 08:08 PM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm guessing five.
Let's see if he regurgitates "if you like your insurance, you can keep it."
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Come to think of it, we might not have to worry about running out of scratch paper if we only count the truths.
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
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09-09-2009, 08:14 PM
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Stud Muffin
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I agree, there could not be a political office less relevant than President of the United States of America.
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Fuck off.
The world agrees with me. |
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09-09-2009, 08:14 PM
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Fuck off.
The world agrees with me.
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Good argument.
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09-09-2009, 08:23 PM
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Fuck off.
The world agrees with me.
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Actually, the world seems to take him pretty damned seriously.
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It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
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The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
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09-09-2009, 08:26 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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