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09-09-2009, 06:03 PM
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Celibate
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Obama to indoctrinate Congress tonight
HA!
I slay me.
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09-09-2009, 06:04 PM
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In The Phantom Zone
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Congress seems a little gun shy with our new Pres. 
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09-09-2009, 06:05 PM
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Celibate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fgarvb1
Congress seems a little gun shy with our new Pres. 
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He's gonna give em a comeuppance.
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09-09-2009, 06:09 PM
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Ouais
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He's going to appoint a Congressional czar to bring those people in line with his agenda.
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09-09-2009, 06:14 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fgarvb1
Congress seems a little gun shy with our new Pres. 
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What? Someone's bringing a loaded gun into the congressional hearings?
Are they gonna "water the tree of liberty" again? Or bite someone's pinky off?  
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09-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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Celibate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
What? Someone's bringing a loaded gun into the congressional hearings?
Are they gonna "water the tree of liberty" again? Or bite someone's pinky off?  
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There's gonna be ass-kickin and name-takin!
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09-09-2009, 06:19 PM
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megas alexandros
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Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
He's going to appoint a Congressional czar to bring those people in line with his agenda.
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I suggest Noam Chomshy or Ward Churchill.
They both love America.
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09-09-2009, 06:23 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
There's gonna be ass-kickin and name-takin!
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

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09-09-2009, 06:32 PM
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In The Phantom Zone
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

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OK.
Now THAT was funny!
Props!
And describes Congress pretty well too!
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09-09-2009, 06:40 PM
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One Term
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last chance for O'bama
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09-09-2009, 06:41 PM
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Ouais
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garbage can
I suggest Noam Chomshy or Ward Churchill.
They both love America.
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Rudy! Rudy!
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09-09-2009, 07:00 PM
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I know you know better
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

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Just too many parallels....
"Hold it! Next man who makes a move...." Well.......you know.

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09-09-2009, 07:03 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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How dare he!
Everyone knows how IMPRESSIONABLE Congress is!
This is pure BRAINWASHING!

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09-09-2009, 07:05 PM
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Really Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdFergeson
How dare he!
Everyone knows how IMPRESSIONABLE Congress is!
This is pure BRAINWASHING!

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congress should have their mommies keep them home for the day bro!
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09-09-2009, 07:19 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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congress should have their mommies keep them home for the day bro!
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Good idea!
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09-09-2009, 07:23 PM
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Really Experienced
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Quote:
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Good idea!
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but their mommies will have to write a note for them to bring the next day
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09-09-2009, 07:27 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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but their mommies will have to write a note for them to bring the next day
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I suggest we start a petition!
Congress should BOYCOTT anything Obama-related from NOW ON!

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09-09-2009, 08:26 PM
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Literotica Guru
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last chance for O'bama
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Don't fret, he has the luck of the Irish! 
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It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead -
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
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09-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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NOTHING?NOTHING,Tra La La
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Quote:
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congress should have their lobbyist keep them home for the day bro!
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fixed
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