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Old 09-09-2009, 06:03 PM   #1
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Obama to indoctrinate Congress tonight

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Old 09-09-2009, 06:04 PM   #2
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Congress seems a little gun shy with our new Pres.
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:09 PM   #4
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He's going to appoint a Congressional czar to bring those people in line with his agenda.
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:14 PM   #5
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Congress seems a little gun shy with our new Pres.
What? Someone's bringing a loaded gun into the congressional hearings?

Are they gonna "water the tree of liberty" again? Or bite someone's pinky off?
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:16 PM   #6
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What? Someone's bringing a loaded gun into the congressional hearings?

Are they gonna "water the tree of liberty" again? Or bite someone's pinky off?
There's gonna be ass-kickin and name-takin!
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:19 PM   #7
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He's going to appoint a Congressional czar to bring those people in line with his agenda.
I suggest Noam Chomshy or Ward Churchill.

They both love America.
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

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Old 09-09-2009, 06:32 PM   #9
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."



OK.

Now THAT was funny!

Props!

And describes Congress pretty well too!
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:40 PM   #10
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I suggest Noam Chomshy or Ward Churchill.

They both love America.

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Old 09-09-2009, 07:00 PM   #12
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

Just too many parallels....


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Old 09-09-2009, 07:03 PM   #13
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How dare he!

Everyone knows how IMPRESSIONABLE Congress is!

This is pure BRAINWASHING!

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Old 09-09-2009, 07:05 PM   #14
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How dare he!

Everyone knows how IMPRESSIONABLE Congress is!

This is pure BRAINWASHING!

congress should have their mommies keep them home for the day bro!
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:19 PM   #15
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congress should have their mommies keep them home for the day bro!
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:23 PM   #16
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but their mommies will have to write a note for them to bring the next day
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:27 PM   #17
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but their mommies will have to write a note for them to bring the next day
I suggest we start a petition!

Congress should BOYCOTT anything Obama-related from NOW ON!

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Old 09-09-2009, 08:26 PM   #18
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congress should have their lobbyist keep them home for the day bro!
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