Old 09-05-2009, 03:01 AM   #1
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"Daily Gut: The First National Single Cougars Convention"

"So the first National Single Cougars Convention took place last week in Palo Alto, California–and it featured lectures on the “positive aspects of dating younger men.” It also offered opportunities for the older ladies to mingle with young male flesh–all without the annoying claws of commitment. For the women, they felt desired. For the dudes, they got lucky without paying for drinks."

Cougar Convention! I missed it.
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:20 AM   #2
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"Daily Gut: The First National Single Cougars Convention"

"So the first National Single Cougars Convention took place last week in Palo Alto, California–and it featured lectures on the “positive aspects of dating younger men.” It also offered opportunities for the older ladies to mingle with young male flesh–all without the annoying claws of commitment. For the women, they felt desired. For the dudes, they got lucky without paying for drinks."

Cougar Convention! I missed it.
A cougar convention sounds like an excellent idea, and beneficial to the young men and the women. I am about fifty years too old to benefit but, when I was a young man, I would have been extremely grateful.
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:53 AM   #3
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"Daily Gut: The First National Single Cougars Convention"

"So the first National Single Cougars Convention took place last week in Palo Alto, California–and it featured lectures on the “positive aspects of dating younger men.” It also offered opportunities for the older ladies to mingle with young male flesh–all without the annoying claws of commitment. For the women, they felt desired. For the dudes, they got lucky without paying for drinks."

Cougar Convention! I missed it.
Damn! What a great idea. MILF's on parade. I'd hang around for the desperate leftovers.
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Damn! What a great idea. MILF's on parade. I'd hang around for the desperate leftovers.
Let's not confuse MILFs and Cougars. In a way, they are opposite (although not incompatible) concepts.

A cougar is an older woman who wants to fuck a younger guy. A MILF is an older woman that a younger guy wants to fuck her........Carney (not being particularly grammatical today)
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