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09-04-2009, 01:32 PM
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Sabishii Otaku no Kage
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Are You A Virgin?
I was just curious how many other virgins there were on this site. I just recently turned 27, and have yet to find that special someone I want to lose my virginity to. If you're a virgin, how old are you, and for what reason have you kept it in your pants? For me, it's mostly a fear of getting an STD or a child before I'm ready. That and I want to share it with a fellow virgin, both of us having our first time together. Not only would it be sweet and awesome, I wouldn't have to worry about screwing it up my first time, because it's hers too and she's got nothing to compare it to, lmao.
So, yeah, anyway. My name is Jeff and I am 27 year old virgin. Next?
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Joe: *eats meatloaf*
Jeff: I knew you were gay. But how the hell did you get a rock star like Meat Loaf to let you suck his dick?
Joe: .......*sics a rancor on you*
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09-04-2009, 01:32 PM
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Yes but don't tell my husband or kids.
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09-04-2009, 01:33 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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I'm not but know of a couple here at least.
Hope your outcome is all you wish it to be.
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09-04-2009, 01:33 PM
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Sabishii Otaku no Kage
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LMAO. Okay, then.
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Joe: *eats meatloaf*
Jeff: I knew you were gay. But how the hell did you get a rock star like Meat Loaf to let you suck his dick?
Joe: .......*sics a rancor on you*
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09-04-2009, 01:34 PM
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Crippling your sister
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You are fugly and a geek, get used to celibacy.
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09-04-2009, 01:34 PM
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Sabishii Otaku no Kage
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Originally Posted by chipbutty
I'm not but know of a couple here at least.
Hope your outcome is all you wish it to be.
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Thanks.
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Joe: *eats meatloaf*
Jeff: I knew you were gay. But how the hell did you get a rock star like Meat Loaf to let you suck his dick?
Joe: .......*sics a rancor on you*
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09-04-2009, 01:35 PM
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Sabishii Otaku no Kage
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Originally Posted by Nott
You are fugly and a geek, get used to celibacy.
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No, see, you're not looking through a window, it's a mirror. if you were looking through a window, you'd be like, "Damn that Jeff is hot. I wish I was gay."
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Joe: *eats meatloaf*
Jeff: I knew you were gay. But how the hell did you get a rock star like Meat Loaf to let you suck his dick?
Joe: .......*sics a rancor on you*
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09-04-2009, 01:35 PM
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You are fugly and a geek, get used to celibacy.
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Hey, quit being mean to the fugly geek.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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09-04-2009, 01:36 PM
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No, see, you're not looking through a window, it's a mirror. if you were looking through a window, you'd be like, "Damn that Jeff is hot. I wish I was gay."
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Dude, please don't ever say anything like that ever again.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
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09-04-2009, 01:36 PM
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Crippling your sister
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Hey, quit being mean to the fugly geek.
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09-04-2009, 01:36 PM
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Loved by All!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jeffinator
I was just curious how many other virgins there were on this site. I just recently turned 27, and have yet to find that special someone I want to lose my virginity to. If you're a virgin, how old are you, and for what reason have you kept it in your pants? For me, it's mostly a fear of getting an STD or a child before I'm ready. That and I want to share it with a fellow virgin, both of us having our first time together. Not only would it be sweet and awesome, I wouldn't have to worry about screwing it up my first time, because it's hers too and she's got nothing to compare it to, lmao.
So, yeah, anyway. My name is Jeff and I am 27 year old virgin. Next?
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I am a virgin, as in I haven't had sex with a woman, but I have done other things with girls. |
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09-04-2009, 01:37 PM
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Crippling your sister
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I am a virgin, as in I haven't had sex with a woman, but I have done other things with girls.
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Wow, you are creepy to the max. |
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09-04-2009, 01:37 PM
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I am a virgin, as in I haven't had sex with a woman, but I have done other things with girls.
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It counts if you've been fucked in the ass. Sorry.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
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09-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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Loved by All!
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Wow, you are creepy to the max.
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Fuck off! What's creepy about that? |
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09-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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Fuck off! What's creepy about that?
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What wasn't creepy about it?
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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09-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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Loved by All!
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It counts if you've been fucked in the ass. Sorry.
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I meant fingering her vag and stuff like that.  |
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09-04-2009, 01:39 PM
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Crippling your sister
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Fuck off! What's creepy about that?
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Ted Bundy said the same thing, freako. |
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09-04-2009, 01:39 PM
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I meant fingering her vag and stuff like that. |
I know but all of us here know you've had a weenie or two in your butt.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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09-04-2009, 01:39 PM
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Loved by All!
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Ted Bundy said the same thing, freako.
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You are making me mad. I am gonna put you on iggy for a week. 
See ya after labor day! |
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09-04-2009, 01:40 PM
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Crippling your sister
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You are making me mad. I am gonna put you on iggy for a week.
See ya after labor day! |
I'm just shattered.
Shattered, I say. |
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09-04-2009, 01:40 PM
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Sabishii Otaku no Kage
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LMAO. A bunch of people insulting each other on a sex site's message boards. I guess we're all losers, lol.
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Joe: *eats meatloaf*
Jeff: I knew you were gay. But how the hell did you get a rock star like Meat Loaf to let you suck his dick?
Joe: .......*sics a rancor on you*
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09-04-2009, 01:41 PM
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you see nothing
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his beard scares me 
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that one meant something.
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09-04-2009, 01:41 PM
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Crippling your sister
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LMAO. A bunch of people insulting each other on a sex site's message boards. I guess we're all losers, lol.
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09-04-2009, 01:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jeffinator
I was just curious how many other virgins there were on this site. I just recently turned 27, and have yet to find that special someone I want to lose my virginity to. If you're a virgin, how old are you, and for what reason have you kept it in your pants? For me, it's mostly a fear of getting an STD or a child before I'm ready. That and I want to share it with a fellow virgin, both of us having our first time together. Not only would it be sweet and awesome, I wouldn't have to worry about screwing it up my first time, because it's hers too and she's got nothing to compare it to, lmao.
So, yeah, anyway. My name is Jeff and I am 27 year old virgin. Next?
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I admire you for waiting, for saying that you are waiting, and I hope you find the woman you are looking for.  |
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09-04-2009, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jeffinator
LMAO. A bunch of people insulting each other on a sex site's message boards. I guess we're all losers, lol.
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No, sir. You have a link to Ninja Turtles in your sig. You are in a class all by yourself here.
However you look just like a Jeff I know but unless you're lying in your profile you aint him.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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