Shut down the internet: nothing can be more disgusting that this.
"Waste not want not" or so they say...
SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it).
According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt."
he is either mentally ill or in training for something
Maybe he thinks he's the re-incarnation of a famous ninja warrior who spent weeks training himself to not notice the smell of shit so he could break into a Shogun's castle and hide in his personal toilet, breathing through a reed for up to five days eventually the Shogun had to make a personal nature call and once his arse was sat on the throne the ninja shoved a spear up his backside and out through his mouth...
SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it).
According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt."
Is this guy getting off on this, is this some new form of scat lovin?
Mecha? Can you explain this one?
Did he do this to kids too? Fucking sick! I have lost all hope for humanity! I hope he contracted hepatitis, and some other infectious diseases caused by the bacteria while standing in that filth. This incident is a fucking classic! I hope Somethingawful.com does an article about this.
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Last edited by Mike_Yates : 09-01-2009 at 06:16 PM.
Maybe he thinks he's the re-incarnation of a famous ninja warrior who spent weeks training himself to not notice the smell of shit so he could break into a Shogun's castle and hide in his personal toilet, breathing through a reed for up to five days eventually the Shogun had to make a personal nature call and once his arse was sat on the throne the ninja shoved a spear up his backside and out through his mouth...
could be
it's about as likely as the 9/11 theories after all
I wonder if he's planning a bank robbery and has to get in via a sewer?
Maybe he thinks he's the re-incarnation of a famous ninja warrior who spent weeks training himself to not notice the smell of shit so he could break into a Shogun's castle and hide in his personal toilet, breathing through a reed for up to five days eventually the Shogun had to make a personal nature call and once his arse was sat on the throne the ninja shoved a spear up his backside and out through his mouth...
There was another guy in the news recently who did something similar. They caught him with a digital camera taking pictures of women as they peed and took dumps.
Question is...where in the hell is the market for these pics? Also, is he a freelancer?
Not CP, the guy from the story. You don't follow along too well. Too much lead in the ink...boy.
Oh ....so you're pissed that I would compare ChivoPig with the guy in the story because you relate to the guy in the story and to say that ChivoPig was just like that guy would be an insult to all shit loving people like yourself. Am I right there, Mr. Shitloving sicko?
Oh ....so you're pissed that I would compare ChivoPig with the guy in the story because you relate to the guy in the story and to say that ChivoPig was just like that guy would be an insult to all shit loving people like yourself. Am I right there, Mr. Shitloving sicko?
Ok, so you're retarded and have Tourettes. You should have told me from the start.
I wonder if his wife will divorce him after discovering this.
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Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
I would definitely be spooked if I saw a man covered in head to toe with shit, climb out of a hole in the ground. What will his family think of him now?
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Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion - faith - tradition - and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
Shut down the internet: nothing can be more disgusting that this.
he is either mentally ill or in training for something
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