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08-28-2009, 10:15 AM
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Literotica Guru
LadyFunkenstein is offline
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Cheating Married Skanks: Why Can't You Stick to Dating Each Other?
I've noticed this quite a bit, given my age bracket and what's "out there" for me:
Married men out there trying to date single women. (Now it could be that cheating married women do the same thing, but I wouldn't know... I'll let a man comment on that one.)
I can see the signs really early; if it is someone I've "met" online, I always figure it out before the in-person meeting.
If you want to have an affair, that's your business, and I don't judge you for it. It's your life, go for it. I don't care. but what I don't understand is, why would you want to try to talk someone who is single into dating you?
Why can't you stick to dating your own kind???
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08-28-2009, 10:22 AM
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Push and Pull
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Why can't you stick to dating your own kind???
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One cheating schedule is difficult to manipulate and coordinate. Two, almost impossible.
Him: "I can have a business meeting and stay in the city on Wednesday. How does that work for you?"
Her: "Oh. No Wednesdays. That's my night to stay home with the children. I can go out to aerobics on Tuesday and Thursday but I have to be home by 9!"
See. Just doesn't work...
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08-28-2009, 10:23 AM
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Dirty Money
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Being single means you are more available. If both parties are married it is harder to work around 4 schedules.
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08-28-2009, 10:25 AM
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Dirty Money
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ksmybuttons
One cheating schedule is difficult to manipulate and coordinate. Two, almost impossible.
Him: "I can have a business meeting and stay in the city on Wednesday. How does that work for you?"
Her: "Oh. No Wednesdays. That's my night to stay home with the children. I can go out to aerobics on Tuesday and Thursday but I have to be home by 9!"
See. Just doesn't work...
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Plus if one person is single then you automatically have a place to fuck. |
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08-28-2009, 10:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ksmybuttons
One cheating schedule is difficult to manipulate and coordinate. Two, almost impossible.
Him: "I can have a business meeting and stay in the city on Wednesday. How does that work for you?"
Her: "Oh. No Wednesdays. That's my night to stay home with the children. I can go out to aerobics on Tuesday and Thursday but I have to be home by 9!"
See. Just doesn't work...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kissinggurl
Being single means you are more available. If both parties are married it is harder to work around 4 schedules.
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I just thought of this right after I hit the submit button.
So it basically boils down to these people being the utmost selfish people out there. |
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08-28-2009, 10:30 AM
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now with 17% more class
Liar is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I just thought of this right after I hit the submit button.
So it basically boils down to these people being the utmost selfish people out there.
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That, and being lousy project managers. |
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08-28-2009, 10:32 AM
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Dirty Money
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I just thought of this right after I hit the submit button.
So it basically boils down to these people being the utmost selfish people out there.
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Bingo
their life sucks, they are trapped and being with the single person makes it easier to cope with their miserable existence. |
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08-28-2009, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by kissinggurl
Bingo
their life sucks, they are trapped and being with the single person makes it easier to cope with their miserable existence.
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Here's what I don't get: What's in it for the single person? Why on earth might they think I (or any other single person) would want to be their part-time on-call fuck? Why would they think I'd want to be their personal band-aid to make their unhappy marriage easier to cope with? |
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08-28-2009, 10:41 AM
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Push and Pull
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
So it basically boils down to these people being the utmost selfish people out there.
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How can you cheat on your spouse and not be? It's inherent. Be in a partnership and deny the partner the right to make an informed decision regarding their sex life? ...
I always figured, if a married man wanted to have an affair with me, I'd need a notarized permission slip from the wife...
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08-28-2009, 10:43 AM
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Push and Pull
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
Here's what I don't get: What's in it for the single person? Why on earth might they think I (or any other single person) would want to be their part-time on-call fuck? Why would they think I'd want to be their personal band-aid to make their unhappy marriage easier to cope with?
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How about a single person who's very happy with their life but wants a fuck buddy? Once a week does it...no strings, no having to deal with a real relationship?
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One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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08-28-2009, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ksmybuttons
How about a single person who's very happy with their life but wants a fuck buddy? Once a week does it...no strings, no having to deal with a real relationship?
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I have no problem with that (for other people, not me) but... these married guys never advertise things as such. At least not in my world. They either avoid mentioning they are married at all, and if you bust them (or if they are "upfront" from the start) they whine about how the wife "doesn't understand me" etc. I've been offered money before, and at least that's something honest.
Maybe someone else has a different perspective, but all I've ever come across are lying skanks.
Last edited by LadyFunkenstein : 08-28-2009 at 10:52 AM.
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08-28-2009, 10:57 AM
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Dirty Money
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I have no problem with that (for other people, not me) but... these married guys never advertise things as such. At least not in my world. They either avoid mentioning they are married at all, and if you bust them (or if they are "upfront" from the start) they whine about how the wife "doesn't understand me" etc. I've been offered money before, and at least that's something honest.
Maybe someone else has a different perspective, but all I've ever come across are lying skanks.
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"i thought it was understood" |
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08-28-2009, 11:00 AM
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Bite me, Alex
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Those fucktards make it tougher for single guys.
Then again, what about women who tell a guy they are single, and next thing the husband confronts the unknowing boyfriend with a shotgun?
Not cool.
I'm glad I have nnever been married. Cheated on, yes.
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08-28-2009, 11:14 AM
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Dirty Money
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As Status
Having a houseboy/mistress is status.
one of my friends bought matching cartier watches so they can think of each other at various time when they are apart.
She gets off on going to store with him and being the one who pays.
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08-28-2009, 11:17 AM
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you see nothing
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''but our marriage is dead!
we only stay together because of the kids/house/money/parents/church/cancer.
she gave up on our marriage years ago.
she just doesn't understand me.
she's not even nice to me anymore.''
blah blah blah.
just don't expect sympathy & blowjobs from me.
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08-28-2009, 11:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blunt_trauma
''but our marriage is dead!
we only stay together because of the kids/house/money/parents/church/cancer.
she gave up on our marriage years ago.
she just doesn't understand me.
she's not even nice to me anymore.''
blah blah blah.
just don't expect sympathy & blowjobs from me.
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I had a dream about you last night. We were in New York and I gave you a green silk kimono (I don't know why, but it was a very nice kimono). And I know you hate everyone, but really you were way cool in the dream. |
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08-28-2009, 11:22 AM
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Poet Chick
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ksmybuttons
One cheating schedule is difficult to manipulate and coordinate. Two, almost impossible.
Him: "I can have a business meeting and stay in the city on Wednesday. How does that work for you?"
Her: "Oh. No Wednesdays. That's my night to stay home with the children. I can go out to aerobics on Tuesday and Thursday but I have to be home by 9!"
See. Just doesn't work...
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I'm too old and tired to have the energy to cheat even if I wanted. It's too much damn work, all those secretive arrangements. |
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08-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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you see nothing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angeline
I had a dream about you last night. We were in New York and I gave you a green silk kimono (I don't know why, but it was a very nice kimono). And I know you hate everyone, but really you were way cool in the dream.
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thank you for my imaginary kimono 
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08-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
I've noticed this quite a bit, given my age bracket and what's "out there" for me:
Married men out there trying to date single women. (Now it could be that cheating married women do the same thing, but I wouldn't know... I'll let a man comment on that one.)
I can see the signs really early; if it is someone I've "met" online, I always figure it out before the in-person meeting.
If you want to have an affair, that's your business, and I don't judge you for it. It's your life, go for it. I don't care. but what I don't understand is, why would you want to try to talk someone who is single into dating you?
Why can't you stick to dating your own kind???
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youre not even real so shut the fuck up
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08-28-2009, 11:27 AM
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thank you for my imaginary kimono |
It was short and had flowers. You're welcome. |
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08-28-2009, 12:14 PM
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See the pretty bird?
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Only stupid married men want to date single women. Smart married men want a married lover because a married woman would have as much to lose as he does if she is indiscret.
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08-28-2009, 12:36 PM
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GOP/Dems suck monkey cock
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Originally Posted by blunt_trauma
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just don't expect sympathy & blowjobs from me.
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An unsympathetic blowjob is acceptable. |
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08-28-2009, 01:29 PM
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The funny part, with these married guys, is that when you give them a ppolite "thanks but no thanks" they want to talk you into believing you aren't giving them a fair shake! I once had a guy online "yell" at me when I ended our conversation over him being married and living with his wife, though he also noted "in my heart I'm already separated, and I'll eventually get a divorce."  |
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08-28-2009, 01:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lavared
Only stupid married men want to date single women. Smart married men want a married lover because a married woman would have as much to lose as he does if she is indiscret.
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No one wants to come home and find a bunny boiling on the stove. |
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08-28-2009, 02:37 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein
The funny part, with these married guys, is that when you give them a ppolite "thanks but no thanks" they want to talk you into believing you aren't giving them a fair shake! I once had a guy online "yell" at me when I ended our conversation over him being married and living with his wife, though he also noted "in my heart I'm already separated, and I'll eventually get a divorce." |
You should've responded, "in my mind, we've already fucked and you've already rolled off of me to go to sleep and I'll eventually get tired of your dead weight snoring ass."
Curious...when you were offered money to have sex, how much were you offered? |
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